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Raisins are bad imo
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These three are real cute, every interaction, adorable. OT3
DROID 06 NOT UNDERSTAND PURPOSE OF RAISINS
Does anybody else know people who drag THAT atmosphere into a room with them? I know at least two.
I don't like regular raisins but I'm at least OK with any other kind of dried fruit...
I'm the exact opposite. I like raisins but don't really like any other dried fruit. Not too big on regular fruit either but I like most fruit juices.
I eat my oatmeal with raisins. Sometimes if I'm feeling snackish I'll just eat a handful. We don't normally keep cinnamon raisin bread around, but we happen to be working through a loaf right now...
I eat raisins almost every day
Raisins are tiny disembodied plant brains. If you chew them sufficiently you absorb ancient plant wisdom, but ancient plant wisdom requires chloroplasts to actually apply, and you haven't any. If you swallow any without chewing, they migrate to your own brain, zombifying you and making you a slave of the plants. Eventually your own brain crumbles into brownish flakes, which are then packaged and sold by other zombified plant servants as raisin brain cereal. Frank Baum tried to warn the world by having the Wizard give the scarecrow a brain of bran, but too few could read between the lines. Take heed.
Emily, what did I tell you about hacking users accounts on Patreon and posting in their names?
I especially love the art on this one.
Brun, try a good raisin pumpernickel. The sweetness of the raisins is a nice complement to the sourness of real black bread.
ooooh. What would Roko do with pumpernickel? (I love pumpernickel. One of my regrets in eating low carb is no pumpernickel.)
Ah, the grapes of wrath.
I just suddenly realised that Brun really isn't happy that she doesn't like raisins. All her life, she's been waiting to find her way to the gold at the end of the rainbow. She finally makes it and realises that it wasn't anywhere near as good as she was hoping! Of course, likely NOTHING could have been as good as she was hoping!
I'm starting to root for a poly triad, here.
Sultanas - yum. Raisins - bleh. Dried cherries - gtf away from me with that shit right now.
Sultanas are raisins. Just made with different grapes.
Raisins in cookies are the reason I have trust issues.
Raisins are the only reason I'll eat oatmeal cookies.
Raisins are prunes with an inferiority complex.
I don't like raisins either.
Today's lesson for Elliott: Not everything is his fault!
*eats raisins menacingly*
*eats cinnamon raisin bread while reading this strip*
Quick, someone photoshop some literal pearls into that last panel for Elliot to be clutching.
Or a Rosary?
Elliot is feeling left out again
Raisins are just grapes that couldn't make the first team or the second team.
Raisins are grapes that have acquired the depth and intensity that only age and wisdom provide...
oh my goodness, someone please put Elliot out of his misery and give him a hug and tell him everything's okay and nothing is his fault <3
I like raisins, but not in food. Just straight out of the box. Putting them in food weirds the food.
Interesting. I'm the other way around. I don't like them out of the box but I like them in food.
Raisins are great. Especially with eggs, sugar, oatmeal, flour, butter, salt and baking soda.
Raisins are neat and I don't understand why the Internet is often mean to them :-(
If you do like raisins, try a cinnamon raisin bagel with American cheese. Trust me. (Deli cheese, not the extruded stuff.)
What is this "American Cheese" you speak of?
Raisins did nothing wrong
G L O O M
They need a gloom alarm, that plays a happy upbeat song!