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July 8, 2018

Some Shit

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Comments (52)

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John Ridley · July 10, 2018

The perspective on panel 2 is interesting.

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Esca Makes · July 9, 2018

Clintons expression is the best thing ever. Also he's totally evolved to be a super likeable character and I love that.

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Maurice Kessler · July 9, 2018

With a dad like that, I'd be eating raisin bread every damn day.

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Brian · July 9, 2018

That expression is terrifying, well done jeph

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Katharina Dankert · July 9, 2018

I really dislike Clinton and Claire's dad, and I don't mind if we never have to meet him. X(

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Katharina Dankert · July 9, 2018

Also really <3 all the Brun-Elliot-Clinton cuteness!!

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Michael Marineau · July 9, 2018

Puppy comics!

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Marc Tabor · July 9, 2018

I'm just trying to peg Elliott as a top or bottom... cant make up my mind..'

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Morgan · July 9, 2018

Depends on the situation, maybe.

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Unanimous D · July 8, 2018

For someone who works as a bouncer, youd think he'd ascribe more agency to people around him and not take full responsibility for every bad emotion that happens within 10 feet. Empathy is one thing. This is just straight up worrying and anxiety.

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Peter Jensen · July 8, 2018

Having a crush on Clinton is probably kicking the empathy up a notch.

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LaPrimaNerda (Sarah Davis) · July 8, 2018

Right, so we need to bring Claire, Tai, Marten, or another library staff person in to teach Elliot how to conduct a reader’s advisory-like service for bread. Way less stressful for Elliot and probably would lead to more sales as well.

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Dean Reilly · July 8, 2018

Elliot doesn't realise that all of Clinton's traumatic memories are associated with bread. His beloved childhood dog choked to death on a baguette, a loaf of pumpernickel used to beat him up and steal his lunch money, and his first girlfriend dumped him after an argument over the last piece of toast.

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Bob the Fish Productions · July 8, 2018

Circumstances

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William Burns · July 8, 2018

Everyone has bread-based issues. Bread is all about family, and family is all about fucked up.

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Eric Sieck · July 8, 2018

Ohana means bread.

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Bagge · July 8, 2018

If this was at the bar, Brun would have sold him another drink.

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Chris Olstrom · July 8, 2018

There's something about the second panel that I find especially nice, but I'm not sure exactly what it is. Anyone else notice something similar?

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Ralf Paul · July 8, 2018

It feels like the comic equivalent of a split diopter shot in films (which Brian DePalma is a master at, for example). Could it be that?

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Ben Russell-Gough · July 8, 2018

It sounds like Clinton and Claire's dad was pretty abusive. I can't blame Brun for being confused. I'm not sure CLINTON knows exactly what he's thinking or feeling, only that he's supposed to be over the fact that his dad was an ass and that, because he's male, he's not supposed to be impacted by any of this anyway.

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ysth · July 8, 2018

Ha ha!

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Littleshiro-kun · July 8, 2018

Holy crap, Clinton. Poor boy. *pets Clinton*

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Andrew · July 8, 2018

Or maybe it was PTSD, he never told anyone he was a member of the bakers’ dozen back in the grape war.

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Andrew · July 8, 2018

Did... he come back 3 days later when the next loaf of bread rose again?

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Verteiron · July 8, 2018

To be fair, unexpected raisins are considered grounds for divorce in 49/50 states...

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · July 8, 2018

what's the 50th? so I will never end up there

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Populuxe · July 8, 2018

I think Elliot must be cursed. He has a remarkable ability to say the most innocuous thing and yet somehow it is also the worst possible thing to say at that moment.

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Gangler · July 8, 2018

She can tell that something's up with that facial expression though, so that's something. Better off than some people.

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quarridors · July 8, 2018

More likely she can tell that Elliot is panicked.

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Coleman Ridge · July 8, 2018

The title refers back to the note on 3773: "The Augustus household has seen some shit."

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Holly Nelson · July 8, 2018

Well, now we have some numbers to work with. Mr. Augustus was still with the family when Clinton was 12. Claire is ~2 years older than Clinton, so she would have been 14. She’s in her mid twenties now (?) so her dad has been gone no longer than 8-9 years, but probably less. Wow. The Augustuses have really been thru the big waterfall, with Clinton’s hand, Claire’s transition, mom and dads divorce... so the complex friend clan they’ve stumbled into is actually the most STABLE group they’ve been in for some years.

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Ben Russell-Gough · July 8, 2018

FWIW, Claire started actively transitioning (hormone replacement, etc) from when she was about 18. I'm guessing Mr Augustus's departure was connected with her coming out, so this anecdote Clinton just gave may have been less than two years before his departure.

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Sara Grace · July 8, 2018

Comic 3775 DID say there would be a fight over cinnamon raisin. xD

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Morgan · July 8, 2018

...Oh, Clinton baby. Are you part of the "My dad is a flaming heap of garbage" club? Hugs for you.

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Captain Button · July 8, 2018

Could be worse, he could be a Dumbing Of Age character.

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Paul Moffat · July 8, 2018

Whelp

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Rick · July 8, 2018

I think I'm with Brun on this one

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Shawn K. Younkin · July 8, 2018

LOL- he and Claire have some awesome "everything is fine" expressions!

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Fart Captor · July 8, 2018

Oh no, Clin-ton 😟

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BobC · July 8, 2018

Oh! That reminds me: Emily exists IRL and lives in San Diego! Last weekend I met a tall Asian lady with a PhD who's a total goof. She'd see something perfectly normal then riff on it until it became strange and unusual (as many things are wont to do when too closely examined). A favorite conversational mode of mine, that unfortunately rarely gets the girl. We had much fun that evening, getting many richly deserved strange glances. If only she weren't 30 years younger than me AND half my age.

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Kyle Major · July 8, 2018

That's the psychotic everything is *not* fine smile

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Paul Rendell · July 8, 2018

No no that is the F.I.N.E smile.

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Captain Button · July 8, 2018

Raisin Bread! Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch ...

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Zach Elwyn · July 8, 2018

I guess Niagara Falls isn't too far away from Massachusetts..

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Cave · July 8, 2018

i just realized that we've never seen the twins' dad or have i missed that at all?

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William Hanna · July 8, 2018

Never been seen.

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The Shadow's Lair · July 8, 2018

wow no wonder their mom's a cougar now.

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William Hanna · July 8, 2018

I would now like some cinnamon raisin bread.

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Mordaeus · July 8, 2018

So, their dad is trash. Good to know.

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Lucanid Landman · July 8, 2018

Honestly, it wasn't much of a stretch. One of the earliest comics we had with Claire involved her getting into a brief misunderstanding about cheating when she found out that Dora was dating Tai after she dated Marten - when she apologized, she mentioned that she was rather sensitive about cheating because their father had cheated on her mom.

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Will Weaver · July 8, 2018

Clairely the Augustus family is renowned for that facial expression.

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William Hanna · July 8, 2018

BOOOOOOOOOOO!