May Bonus Comic
"Pintsize gets a humanoid body" was one of the tying poll options last time, so I decided to draw that one for this strip! Sorry about the lateness, I hope to get June's comic done before the end of the month for a change.
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to be fair, this model is uglier than what he got
#PromisesBroken
2021 reporting in and lol
HARPOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
human pintsize looks like truth from fullmetal alchemist.
I laughed SO HARD! I could understand exactly what they all felt XD
BUT HE LOOKED SO HAPPY
This is incredibly depressing.
I’m confused this says May but it’s June. Does the May comic get voted on in May and come out in June or had timings just slipped a little?
In May there was a tie. So he said he’d do one and then the other for the next 2 months.
So Violence. Very Justice.
Station's orbital bombardment has begun. Spookybot is forming a small black hole that will remove him from this universe. DROID 06 FEEL SUDDEN NEED TO CRUSH SOMETHING. Emily's laptop is emitting eldritch runes again.
Surprised Bubbles wasn't involved with this, but that would probably be overkill.
Aww, Faye should have used a wrench, it would have fit her character better
I sort of feel sad for Pintsize. He had so many things he wanted to do with those fingers.
Faye and Momo got to Pintsize before he could get to them...
No thumbs for you
"Oooh, hands! With fingers!" *wiggle-wiggle-wiggle" *WHACK SLICE THRUST*
Assuming the new chassis is overclocked, he lived a lifetime in those few moments, so he really died of old age. Ignore all evidence to the contrary.
HARPOON CALLBACK! 😄
Did she borrow it from Brun? I don't recall them ever meeting.
No one had a flamethrower?
Faye <i>had</i> one, but Marten didn't want the apartment burned down.
late shmate, I'm just disappointed that the May bonus comic doesn't feature May!
YAY! ^-^ A bonus Comic on my Birthday!!!!
This is unrealistic, we all know pintsize would have wang-limbs.
Well... only if he got his wish.
You know, even tho I assume it really would end badly... I wouldn't be averse to an actual arc where Pintsize gets to try out a new chassis...
Nice to see the harpoon make a glorious yet brief return!
It's a little known fact that Pintsize welcomed the destruction of the new body after he found out that his request for a "unique" chassis was misinterpreted as a request for a "eunuch" chassis.
Some unnatural horrors cannot be allowed to stand! XD XD XD
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It was bad enough when he had thumb appendages. Imagine the destruction and horror Pintsize could perpetrate if he could grasp power tools. I have a similar attitude towards cats evolving thumbs.
Eugh, I had been trying to forget about <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1500" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">ThumbLord</a>.
Men, women, and even AI androids agree: Pintsize getting a more human-like body would lead to the apocalypse.
I believe Marten said that once in a comic...
I'm going to assume that Pintsize was actually not transferred into his new body, but was setting up a remote connection. But he experienced the death of his new body, so there must be bloody, bloody revenge. Poor Pintsize. What if his personality was a result of his small body, and transferring him to a new body would have made him a wonderful person? What if he has robot body dysphoria? Where is the sensitivity?
It can not happen any other way
"Be afraid. Be very afraid."
How did Momo get Brun's harpoon?
That was my thought.
Oh god. I actually said "No" aloud before scrolling down. Good ending 5/5.
Oh the star on the crotch! Is that just for decoration, or is it some kind of... opening?
I was put in mind of Dr. Seuss' Sneetches with 'stars on thars'.
Wait. Isn't that murder? Or does Original Pintsize keep a copy... then New Pintsize would be a clone. Brane hurts. Ah - reading the title and tagline helps. It's a thought experiment. Brane swelling reversing.
The Identity Question is one of those endless morass threads among SF nerds.
Like how Momo didn't even shoot the harpoon at Pintsize. She just kind of battering ram'd it through. This is the best thing ever
Aww it was possible he would have been better
Is anyone going to mention humanoid Pintsize's speedo?
Is anyone going to mention people asking if people are going to mention something, instead of just mentioning it themselves? I'm not.
I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw this. Thank you
That escalated quickly.
Appropriate response is appropriate. KILL IT BEFORE IT REPRODUCES
May bonus comic always confuses me, because I think it's a bonus comic about May!
Wasn't that Pintsize declaring Now Ends the Age of Man in the Faye and Dora story made up during the space station visit?
Yes. But that was all because Faye gave him some espresso.
Daaaaammmmnnn!
How did Momo get her hands on Brun's harpoon?
It's Momo's harpoon. You think there's only one harpoon?
....can I join in?
They did what had to be done.
Completely appropriate response! The world is not prepared
Okay, now give Brun back her harpoon, Momo.
It's Momo's harpoon. You think there's only one harpoon?
I dunno, it just doesn't seem funny to me to have someone attacked like that.
Defending life as we know it is never a laughing matter.
If this is May's bonus comic, why isn't she in it?
heyoooooo
Lmao poor pinsize
pintsize
Martin’s pretty good with a sword. Decapitations are tough.
Well, that didn’t take long. I also love that Pintsize (Quartsize? Gallonsize?) seems only mildly disappointed with Marten, Faye, and Momo utterly disemboweling him. I guess the therapy helped.
If Marten gets any closer to Pintsize, he's gonna get imapled by that harpoon
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