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June 21, 2018

Animal House

OR IS IT?????

Comments (45)

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Unanimous D · June 24, 2018

What am I? .... A BIRDHOUSE! GET IT?

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Sarah Buisson · June 22, 2018

should'nt the door be open in this scene?

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awgiedawgie · June 24, 2018

If it closes automatically - as is often the case in commercial buildings - then no. It would have already closed behind Pintsize before panel 1 (don't ask how he opens doors - that ranks right up with how he holds things with his little orb hands), and then closed again behind Melon. You just don't see when it's open because you only get to see still frames, not video.

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Aaron Schulz · June 22, 2018

Is Melon also an excon? Her body is very similar to Mays and she also has an extreme personality like May. Its just Melons extreme is a lack of common sense.

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Bagge · June 22, 2018

Bird College is a real thing in the QC universe, isn't it?

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Cole Blackblood · June 22, 2018

C'mon guys, it's not his son... it's his lover. Pintsize likes some freaky shit.

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PBManning · June 21, 2018

Odds that Anthony Jones is actually Pintsize's daughter? Any takers?

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Miyaa · June 22, 2018

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Mark · June 21, 2018

Has Melon ever met Emily, and could the universe stand it if they did meet?

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Evgeniy Semyonov · June 21, 2018

Yes, they did. Only Melon has died, Universe stood strong. <a href="https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3728" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3728</a>

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Coleman Ridge · June 21, 2018

If you aren't conscious of fear of vulnerability, you are either suppressing it or are fearless. All fear is fear of vulnerability. Also, although one can never be entirely sure about repressed feelings and motives, if someone says something to you and you find yourself weeping unexpectedly, it is a sign that something or other is going on that you don't know about. If one reads symbolically, Anthony Jones is Pintsize's utterance on the subject of his vulnerability, and is as unintelligible and alien to him as to anyone else. Jones does stand in much the same relationship to Pintsize as a child would: of him and in some way his, but not in any way part of him. I have no idea whether the comic can sustain being read symbolically. Probably not. It will be interesting to see. I don't think Melon has ever shown a moment of unkindness, anger, or resentment. She is shaping up into a kind of holy fool, like in the Thoth tarot deck, or Tolkein's Tom Bombadil, or Tolstoy's island hermits so foolish that they have to be taught to pray and who then come running across the water after the bishop's boat because they forgot the words.

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Aaron Schulz · June 21, 2018

May/Pintsize?! Maysize!

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Sarah Manx · June 21, 2018

And then Anthony Jones can go on a study abroad trip and meet City Face.

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Douglas E. Smith · June 21, 2018

Oh my gawd, I just thought of something...what if Anthony Jones has been the SAME pigeon all along?! The intensified capsaicin pigeon? the previous pigeon that was pooping in Pintsize? What if Anthony has been a recurring character for years and only now has been given a name? Soon it will be revealed that he was instrumental in behind-the-scenes manipulations of the entire cast and is in fact, the OverPigeon!

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Ben Russell-Gough · June 21, 2018

Nah, no need to take action, Pintsize. I've got the feeling that Melon has found a pet that is going to bring a previously-unknown level of joy into her life. The bird is going to be quite happy with the free food and roost and Melon is going to get back the joy of association; they'll both benefit. Oh, and May? No-one is fooled by you not having any 'sick burns'. Your nice side is showing, girl!

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Peregi Tamas · June 21, 2018

Jeph, I think you accidentally used Melon's skin color on May in the last panel

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PoppyAppletree · June 21, 2018

Nah, they just morphed together. That's a thing they can do.

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Bagge · June 21, 2018

May is being supportive. In a very May way

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Andrew · June 21, 2018

She is supporting the wall very effectively!

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Populuxe · June 21, 2018

It looks like Anthony Jones is enjoying dancing with Melon.

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Fart Captor · June 22, 2018

I love how it feels like he's doing jazz hands with his wings

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Matt Grayson · June 21, 2018

DROID 06 ATTENDED MT. HOLYOKE

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MikeT · June 21, 2018

"But....the Pidge is not my son" #tbc

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Paul Cantrell · June 21, 2018

She was more like a tuft of green from a forest scene I said, “Don’t mind, but what to do you mean, I am the one Who will share all his shit in the round?” She said I am the one who will share all his shit in the round

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MikeyMike · June 21, 2018

Hmmmm.... perhaps Anthony Jones is the physical manifestation of Pintsize’s emotional metamorphosis???......

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Al Hunt · June 21, 2018

Pintsize is on Double-Secret Probation.

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gatherer818 · June 21, 2018

Could enroll him in pigeon high school, maybe the one feral human would flirt with him...

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Miyaa · June 21, 2018

Should I be scared at how quickly Anthony Jones & Melon has bonded?

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kaitou · June 21, 2018

It will last until Anthony mistakes Melon for a statue.

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Will Weaver · June 21, 2018

Wow, Bubbles really got to him. Also, Anthony Jones is a pigeon but I think he’d make a great Blackbird at LIU.

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Dilemma01 · June 21, 2018

HI!

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Populuxe · June 21, 2018

And thus endeth The Week Without Faybles.

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Justice Erikson · June 21, 2018

"He could probably get into Hampshire" XD Omg I'm dying. I'm a recent grad of Hampshire and former Admissions employee and I'm here to tell you that if the bird can sit though an interview without saying anything overtly horrifying and Pintsize writes a good recommendation letter, he's golden.

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Danya Michael · June 21, 2018

I like Melon’s culottes/flats combo.

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Ol' Firebones · June 21, 2018

By the way, I was right about Bubbles's devastating weaponized monologue having a permanent effect on Pintsize. He will never be quite the same.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · June 21, 2018

Beauty of it is that we will never be too sure about his real motivations - it still all could be one long and elaborate shenanigan on the Pintsize's side.

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Adam · June 21, 2018

BUT THE BIRD IS NOT MY SON

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Danya Michael · June 21, 2018

I can’t help but sing this.

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Daniel Higgins · June 21, 2018

Hey Jeph I think this was unintentional, but in the last panel you used Melons skin tone on May.

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Justice Erikson · June 21, 2018

I was noticing the same thing.

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Ol' Firebones · June 21, 2018

Huh. I'm loving the tension created by Pintsize's extended performative layering. You never know when he's reached the base reality.

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Evgeniy Semyonov · June 21, 2018

I think the epitome of this would be Gollum/Smeagol dialogue between two parts of his psyche, which Marten would accidentally witness, and we still wouldn't be sure was it real or just performance.

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Nicholas Lopez · June 21, 2018

YOU DENY IT PINTSIZE, BUT YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN YOU LOVE HIM AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOUR BIRD SON!

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Richard · June 21, 2018

Nah, he''s too much of a bird-on. :)

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Reverend Jesus · June 21, 2018

Melon is so damned weird