Like A Rock

Is the like a rock thing a reference to the old chevy truck marketing line?

Faye's expression in the third panel is almost identical to Bubbles' in comic #3740 - when Dora zips around the counter prior to "code 3". In both cases, you can see their "today is going to get even weirder?" thought balloon.

I think it was birds and bees. Like pollination, only wetter.

Let the Lurking begin...

Believe it or not,, this isn't the first "bed frame" gag... <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2952" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2952</a>

What? No Jessica Jones jokes? .. really?

Feet, too. The two of them are mirroring each other's faintly anxious toeing in in the last panel. Adorably, it seems to me, though I am in my dotage and given to wanton fits of doting. Also, one would have to adore Bubbles as one would adore a giant idol, the Juggernaut perhaps. That would be socially awkward.

Have QC characters always been so expressive with their hands, and I just never noticed? Faye doing the "forefingers together over the chest" thing, Bubbles doing the "hand over the heart" thing, and now Bubbles doing a "palms together, pointing downward" thing like some charming unintentionally supervillainy gesture... I love it!

"Now everyone knows that some machines make love, beyond the metaphysical writings of Saint Jakes the Mechanophile, who posits man as the sexual organ of the machine which created him, and whose existence is necessary to fulfill the destiny of mechanism, producing generation after generation of machinekind, all the modes of mechanical evolution flowing through man, until such a time as he has served his purpose, perfection has been reached, and the Great Castration may occur. Saint Jakes is, of course, a heretic. As has been demonstrated on occasions too numerous to cite, the whole machine requires a gender. Now that man and machine undergo frequent interchanges of components and entire systems, it is possible for a complete being to start at any point in the mech-man spectrum and to range the entire gamut. Man, the presumptuous organ, has therefore achieved his apotheosis or union with the Gaskethead through sacrifice and redemption, as it were. Ingenuity had much to do with it, but ingenuity of course is a form of mechanical inspiration. One may no longer speak of the Great Castration, no longer consider separating the machine from its creation. Man is here to stay, as a part of the Big Picture." -- Roger Zelazny, Creatures of Light and Darkness Please do not fault Zelazny too heavily for using "man" to mean human. It was the custom of the day. You may feel free to fault him for "the whole machine requires a gender" if you can form a plausible theory about what in the world he might be trying to mean. At any rate, I propose that we take this new construction of spring steel and wood to be an altar on which Bubbles and Faye will achieve humanity's apotheosis and unity with Gaskethead, madden ourselves with drugs, seize up weapons, and stream out across the world in a fanatic horde to inform humanity of its salvation. I mean, I could be wrong here, but at least we will have maddened ourselves with drugs, seized up weapons, and streamed out in a fanatic horde.

Time for Faye to have a relapse. Things are going too well for her, bound to resurrect some demons.

I just realized that Bubbles is wearing the Bear shirt, and I love EVERYTHING about it!

For the record, I have no luck with wooden-framed beds at all - I go through the slats pretty much without fail. Then I got a metal-framed bed with no wooden components at all and I have had no further trouble! Of course, we're talking Faye and Bubbles here, so it is quite possible that they'll end up throwing together a Scrapheap Challenge-style monster that will look more like something out of Mad Max than a place of rest!

I like my monster shirt even more now I've seen it on Bubbles!

Does Bubbles ever wear shoes? The material on her feet must be hella tough!

Faye is lookin' totes cute these days!

RIP, Bed. You served your mistress long and well but there are some things that just cannot be endured, no matter how great the will to do so!

Rip bed. Your noble sacrifice in bringing about sexy robot funtimes will not be forgotten.

jeph jacques only true straight ally

I will say it if no one else will *achem* Daaaaaaaaannnnnnggggggg!

1. hope that's a ground-level apartment 2. just put the mattress straight on the floor, who really needs a frame

I earnestly hope next week is about Marten and Claire. I wanna see them getting closer and be all cute together and PLEASE JEPH MAKE MARTEN PROPOSE!!!!!!!!!!

I broke two Ikea bedframes before I said enough and built my own out of 1.5 inch steel pipes. 3 pipes under the platform mean, conservatively it can handle 1.5k lbs. Going to 2 inch pipe and and/or adding a fourth pipe you could make one that can handle close to 2 tons. $500 - $1000, and you can hide under it in an earthquake.

Totally called it. That poor bed

It’s the return of hair-down-Bubbles. I am happy.

Mattresses that can support Bubbles weight run about $4000. I hope they make the truck springs work.

I am very sympathetic. About a week ago I sat in a plastic chair in the outside dining space of my favorite restaurant. It collapsed under my 270 lbs. Now when they see me coming the get a chair with a steel frame for me. I try to appear grateful but it is a bit embarrassing.

Better get some shocks too so they don't find a resonant frequency and go through the floor.

Considering that a truck suspension is typically engineered to support a few thousand pounds while stationary, and to continue supporting it well at 10s of miles per hour on hostile terrain...will it be enough?

She weighs as much as a brick... house.

That poor thing never stood a chance.

Hahahahaha ahhhhhhh, that's what I needed... a bit of whimsy after all that drama. 😄

Jeph - I'm sorry to interrupt, but I think we need a Faye reaction comic to Weezer's cover of "Africa.'

Awww yeah Faye! Monster truck suspension bed! Wreck it! XD

A bed collapsing under both of you while you are busy is disconcerting. I speak from experience.

I suppose Bubbles is going to start sleeping in the bed with Faye now. She doesn't require sleep so she doesn't need a bed, and her chair at the coffee shop is really for the comfort of the staff since she has no need to sit to rest.

I just realize that Bubbles is wearing the Bearmonster shirt, which is totally awesome

Omgosh this made me giggle so hard I had explain things in detail to boyfrand who could probably care less.

That thing is gonna creak like a motherfucker.

I mean, destructo nookie is a hilarious trope to include...

I don't know when you decided that big people problems were something you wanted to address, but thank you.

KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN!

I assumed it was a platform. Guess that still wasn’t strong enough...

Didn't Pintsize rustle up the money for that bed waaaaaaaaaay back when?

Also, I see why Faye was impressed after removing Bubbles’s armor. [insert “daaaaaaamn” gif here]

Beds these days can't even take a little walking tank vigorously knitting on them for two hours? Just don't make 'em like they used to, I guess

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

RIP Faye & Bubbles’ bed