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June 11, 2018

Abandon The Old Ways

welcome to the new faith

Comments (78)

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Joseph H. · June 12, 2018

I want her shirt.

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John Ridley · June 12, 2018

<a href="https://topatoco.com/collections/jeph-jacques/products/qc-bearmonster" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://topatoco.com/collections/jeph-jacques/products/qc-bearmonster</a>

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Kerin Schiesser · June 11, 2018

I was gonna remark on the same thing, but Nena beat me to it. So... as Bubbles somewhat more generously proportioned, I have to wonder: a) is it just a REALLY STRETCHY shirt b) Did Bubbles decide to go BUY A MATCHING SHIRT, or c) is it now just REALLY TIGHT? ... any of which, actually, have potential for SQUEE! with Faybles fans, really! :D Just wonderin[ for, you know, accuracy, or authenticness, or some shit like that LOL <3

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Ol' Firebones · June 11, 2018

Unstable molecules.

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Creepy Cat Lady · June 11, 2018

I'm sure others picked up on this yesterday but I just noticed today that Bubbles is wearing Faye's shirt and that makes me so happy.

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Matt Grayson · June 11, 2018

And why does embarrassment make them overheat? Rule of funny.

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Philip D Jones · June 11, 2018

How do AI/robots blush?

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Ack · June 11, 2018

And some partial foreshadowing: <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=346" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=346</a>

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Dustin · June 11, 2018

omg Faye and Bubbles have GOT to look into this for the shop! <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=348" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=348</a>

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Mark P. · June 11, 2018

Because someone had to check, this is the earliest reference of post-coital booty dancing that I could find: <a href="http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=278" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=278</a>

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Am Queue · June 17, 2018

Wow, I thought that was a guest comic. Jeph, your style has evolved so much, that's cool!

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quarridors · June 11, 2018

Aww Bubbles has come so far, I've been reading back through from her first appearance and this is all just d'awwww emotional growth and love!

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Derrik Pates · June 11, 2018

But they already did the fornicating!

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Auros Harman · June 12, 2018

There's an old Jewish joke in which a young Orthodox couple is consulting with their rabbi, and they ask about whether a series of increasingly gonzo sex acts are permissible under Jewish law. After hemming and hawing he signs off on each one. But eventually they get to the (relatively vanilla) sex standing up in the shower, and at that point he says, "No, absolutely not! THAT could lead to DANCING."

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Matt Grayson · June 11, 2018

I am content (no pun intended) to let Jeph write the comic. The Faybles arc is extremely moving - he sets up two damaged characters who find a purpose in healing each other. I can't think of another equally well executed example. Pride and Prejudice? Eliza has a better effect on Darcy, although both benefit. Go Jeph!

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Coleman Ridge · June 11, 2018

>I've gotten the sense that he just finds this stuff creepy< I suspect that we collectively look like a single voracious, deeply perverse multi-mouthed entity that he must feed but which alternately demands deeply unsuitable things and rises up in self-righteous wrath about perfectly unobjectionable things. Like a combination of Pintsize and Officer Basilisk, in short. Though, come to think of it, Officer Basilisk is a combination of Pintsize and Officer Basilisk all by herself, what with the bread fetish. Anyway, now that the idea has entered his mind, I bet we will eventually get to see Bubbles do a discreet, experimental booty dance in private. We must never mention it.

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Ben Russell-Gough · June 11, 2018

"Hey, whatya doin' Bubs?" "Faye! I... er... was recalibrating my hip joints!" "Really? I thought that you were doin' a booty dance!" *Walks off; Bubbles blushes and goes FWEEE*

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Ol' Firebones · June 11, 2018

Also, is anyone else thinking of the dance in "A Charlie Brown Christmas"? Bubbles would make a pretty good Charlie Brown in that scenario, come to think of it. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1LUXQWzCno" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1LUXQWzCno</a>

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Evgeniy Semyonov · June 11, 2018

Come on, there is only one iconic dance fitting former super-soldier - Commander Shepard's dance! <a href="https://youtu.be/H8VVnEaOh4w" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/H8VVnEaOh4w</a>

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Ol' Firebones · June 11, 2018

When I look at Bubbles in that last panel I think of Angel's thousand-yard-stare as he visualizes why he doesn't dance. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCYlsFagq_k" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCYlsFagq_k</a>

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NinjaZaku · June 11, 2018

BUT BUBBLES

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Douglas E. Smith · June 11, 2018

Awww...no dancing :(

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Miyaa · June 11, 2018

It’s usually an involuntary response anyway, Bubbles. You can’t fight it anyway.

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Thomas Boys · June 11, 2018

Wouldn't it be a Reboot-y Dance for an AI that's just got out of bed?

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Ben Russell-Gough · June 11, 2018

*Chirping crickets*

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Unanimous D · June 11, 2018

but the hips tho

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bunnitos · June 11, 2018

I want to see May, Melon and Pintsize doing a booty dance. Or just yelling bird booty dancing on the lonesome.

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Dolan · June 11, 2018

*Yelling Bird booty dance, flanked by a retinue of disinterested whores

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Ben Russell-Gough · June 11, 2018

Am I the only one that thinks that Jeph is addressing the fans directly in Bubbles's voice in panels 2 and 3?

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Ol' Firebones · June 11, 2018

That's a nice thought. After reading a lot of the comments here and in Jeph's forum, I've gotten the sense that he just finds this stuff creepy, and I've been feeling chagrined about that. So it's pleasing to think of this reflecting his attitude.

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Ben Russell-Gough · June 11, 2018

Poor Bubbles! Faye or maybe Pintsize should have handed her a cheat sheet with all the apartment's relationship traditions listed so she could be ready in advance. That said... I think that she thinks it is a nice surprise. I wonder how long it's been since she's been part of a community that cares to that degree about her happiness? I also get the 'no dancing' decision. I mean, she's hardly a Jaeger but, even so, her getting too enthusiastic about it could easily affect the building's structural stability!

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Dean Reilly · June 11, 2018

Cut to Claire and Pintsize doing the Patrick Swayze lift from 'Dirty Dancing'.

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Czarzhan · June 11, 2018

Well, then we'd know what Pintsize would be doing with his new body. (Or is it HER new body? Be quite a mindf*ck if he choose a girl's body for his human form...)

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Brent Catherman · June 11, 2018

Dancing's forbidden! (voice of Shake)

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Obliviontoad · June 11, 2018

No. I demand booty dancing. Wait, request booty dancing... No, hope there is booty dancing. Is there going to be any booty dancing?

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Bagge · June 11, 2018

That concludes the discussion about the booty dance

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Cole Blackblood · June 11, 2018

I honestly don't mind the missed booty dance - we once again got a happy couple that many of us ship, let's enjoy it.

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giacu · June 11, 2018

Booty Dance

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giacu · June 11, 2018

Ok lads. I propose everyone interested to write down “booty dance” to convince Jeph. And if he doesn’t draw a booty dance strip then we should ... should... do that dance by ourselves.

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Sally Fields · June 11, 2018

Hah this is the best joke yet. "No Booty Dance" HAH, who does Jeph think he's fooling?

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BobC · June 11, 2018

How is Claire not there already? Doesn't a sufficiently energetic squee lead to an extreme warping of spacetime, and trigger teleportation? I mean, I can imagine Dora's holding back Tai. But what's stopping Claire?

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Ben Russell-Gough · June 11, 2018

Claire actually asked Marten to go ahead of her and tell her what's happened so she could get her reaction out of the way beforehand and not embarrass Faye and Bubbles. She's probably on the way back now!

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LH · June 11, 2018

more like "fornication leads to dancing"

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Geo (Overand) · June 11, 2018

Fanboy/fangirl/fanppl behavior deviates from the norm *significantly.* I believe they have to exclude the data from most studies...

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Captain Button · June 11, 2018

Speaking of which how did they get here without a musical interlude?

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Benzy · June 11, 2018

No... no dancing? (sniffles)

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B.G. Paulus · June 11, 2018

Maybe they could sneak up on the Booty Dance by starting first with the Safety Dance (participation is, of course, optional)

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Denizen Blue · June 11, 2018

I'm willing to bet that Claire has not, in fact, gotten all of the gleeful shrieking out of her system. She might think she has, but once she actually *sees* Bubbles and Faye together, it's gonna be like hearing the news all over again.

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Ol' Firebones · June 11, 2018

Yeah, *nothing* could prepare her for seeing Bubbles in Faye's shirt, like some impossibly adorable Hulk.

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MikeT · June 11, 2018

Faye is abnormally non-aggressive about this...

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Ol' Firebones · June 11, 2018

I am just absurdly happy when I look at panel three. Bubbles is opening herself up to the possibility that she could be happy like other people. *melts*

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Ol' Firebones · June 11, 2018

FAYE BLUSH!!! 😃

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Michael Lazare · June 11, 2018

Faye is totally doing the dance offpanel behind Bubbles in that last frame.

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Ol' Firebones · June 11, 2018

Hahahaha! Ohhhh, Bubbles just keeps coming up with new ways to make me laugh. 😄

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Populuxe · June 11, 2018

Faye is blushing. I’ll take that in place of the cancelled Booty Dance.

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Ol' Firebones · June 11, 2018

Agreed.

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零 Rei · June 11, 2018

Nice shirt, Bubbles. It almost fits you!

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The Shadow's Lair · June 11, 2018

Squee

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Bob Ellis · June 11, 2018

Thank you, Jeph. No ironic twist, no despairing downturn to toy with your readers. What seems to be a genuinely happy ending between two folk who much deserve it. Thank you.

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Fart Captor · June 11, 2018

Claire's gonna have SO MANY DOGS following her

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Ray Cornwall · June 11, 2018

How much would we have to raise in Patreon for a strip completely made up of dancing? Who's with me?

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Fart Captor · June 11, 2018

I love these goobers :3

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Frank F. . · June 11, 2018

Marty does deeper callbacks than the fan base.

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David Paul · June 11, 2018

I know, right? We must try harder!

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Lord Crusade · June 11, 2018

I'm pretty sure Bubbles already danced all over faye's booty if you know what I mean

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B.G. Paulus · June 11, 2018

Dude, we ALWAYS know what you mean.

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Patrick Mac Manus · June 11, 2018

WE DEMAND THE BOOTY DANCE.

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Patrick Mac Manus · June 11, 2018

.... please

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R L · June 11, 2018

> They're all goobers Yes and you love them like that.

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Rick · June 11, 2018

Actually for the booty dance doesn't fornication lead to dance not the other way around.

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Patrick Mac Manus · June 11, 2018

That's already happened.

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Shelby Broaddus · June 11, 2018

I just noticed that she’s wearing Faye’s shirt and I’m crying I love these two so much

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Adam · June 11, 2018

B O O T Y D A N C E

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Scooter · June 11, 2018

Buncha smooch goobers.

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Will Weaver · June 11, 2018

How on earth did Bubbles get cuter over the course of a single strip? This calls for a celebratory Booty D— “THERE WILL BE NO DANCING!”

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Philip D Jones · June 11, 2018

It’s the blushing.

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Cody Renton · June 11, 2018

I demand Bubbles doing the Booty Dance tomorrow.

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Celine Chamberlin · June 11, 2018

Okay, but you're going to have to be the one to tell her. Good luck.