💦 CREATE AND FUCK YOUR OWN AI CUMSLUT 🔥 TRY NOW ♥
Create AI Cumsluts 💦
May 29, 2018

Knitting

I don't actually want to know

Comments (81)

O
Ol' Firebones · May 30, 2018

Things I love about this strip #3: the banter in the last two panels, coupled with the delicious subtlety of the facial expressions. I know it's been said here a lot, but godDAMN it, Jeph, you are bringin' your A-game!

O
Ol' Firebones · May 30, 2018

Things I Love About This Strip #2: "I have always been... different in some way. An AI, a soldier, and outcast. If being with a human woman makes me different in a *new* way, what does it matter? I do not care." We've seen Bubbles display a range of emotional expression. But this is the first time I've ever thought "That sounded a little emo." Bubbles is opening up in ways she never would have before. Before, she would have been afraid of people laughing at her for sounding emo. But she knows she's safe with Faye. This feeling of safety becomes poetical when you consider Bubbles's history. She has never been afraid of physical danger. She's long feared people *around* her being hurt. She's afraid of expressing those emotions that she, as Faye put it, feels at a 10, because she's afraid people will laugh at her. Now she's not afraid. Because *she has Faye to protect her*. The warrior poet who so fiercely fills a war machine to overflowing with her soul. She feels safe because her lady is there to protect her from the laughter and contempt. *smiling and tearing up again*.

J
Janne Peltonen · June 1, 2018

Ok, that sentence was pure perfection. "The warrior poet who so fiercely fills a war machine to overflowing with her soul." Thank you.

O
Ol' Firebones · May 30, 2018

Things I Love About This Strip #1: "By all means, please proceed." No matter what the circumstances, Bubbles is just so *distinctly* Bubbles: formal and gracious.

P
Populuxe · May 29, 2018

When it comes to AI/human sex, it appears Bubbles is a much more considerate partner than Ultracar: <a href="http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=2090" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.shortpacked.com/index.php?id=2090</a>

M
Matt Grayson · May 29, 2018

QC in general, particularly Faybles, is my remaining addiction. I cannot WAIT for their reception at CoD. Deep satisfaction from Dora and Marten, Squeeee from Claire, and trancelike bliss from Tai. Speaking of which, did Hanners leave Winslow behind?

P
Populuxe · May 29, 2018

Good question about Winslow. I'm guessing she did since he has a life of his own now working as an AI counselor. As for the big reveal at CoD, that is what I'm most looking forward to myself. My scenario has them walking in, Bubbles sits in her chair, Faye pulls out a black marker and writes "and Faye's" between "Bubbles" and "chair", then sits in Bubbles' lap and everyone cheers.

O
Ol' Firebones · May 29, 2018

My wife and I drove out from our campsite to town. Yes, we needed to get ice and a few other things. Yes, I want to take a run. But even if I'd driven out just to get a signal, it would have been worth it for this. The Bubblesspeak in this one is bloody superlative.

P
Populuxe · May 29, 2018

I live with my sister who does not have internet. Yesterday I drove to the nearest Starbucks and hung out in the parking lot for an hour until the strip was posted. I need my Faybles.

M
Marc Tabor · May 29, 2018

so, does this make Faye a "Pillow Princess"? I have trouble imagining what Faye could do to reciprocate (plenty of ideas of what Bubbles could be doing though) Also, at this point I feel liek pintsize needs a robot girlfriend. There has to be at least one Ciss relationship left in the comic, even if its jsut between AI's ;).

C
Colin McBride · May 29, 2018

Steve/Cosette, Wil/Penelope, Veronica/Jim, Marigold/Dale. Also, if you meant "Cis" relationship and aren't mistaken, Dora/Tai and hell, Faye/Bubbles count.

T
Thomas Boys · May 29, 2018

Maybe it was extreme knitting, so to a backdrop of a heavy metal sound track.

M
Matt Grayson · May 29, 2018

I'm thinking "knitting" as in broken bones healing (maybe mentioned above).

B
Ben Russell-Gough · May 29, 2018

Bubbles has 'always been... different in some way'. Calling it now: Either Dr Ellicott-Chatham or Spookybot interfered in the compiling process of certain AIs to ensure that they developed closer relationships with humans than their own kind. Bubbles, Momo, May and Roko are all from that modified batch of AIs. This may have been a commercial decision - to create AIs who would function better as companions and helpers for humans - or sociological - to create an AI who will integrate with humans and become a part of humanity.

P
Peter John Canning · May 29, 2018

Lol wonder where pintsize fits in that theory?

E
Evgeniy Semyonov · May 29, 2018

It's been said many times before, but I am in awe of how great do they complement each other. Like if all trauma and psychological scars created a jagged edges on both of their psyches, and now these edges click like parts of a perfect puzzle. It is not something to aspire to, but sometimes deep trauma can lead to understanding and love on the levels unavailable before.

O
Ol' Firebones · May 30, 2018

Well said. I've been thinking in similar terms. Their shapes complement each other. There's something so damned poetical to me about two people who, not through deserving but purely by serendipity, are put in each other's paths, and who have the mindfulness and grace to take the chance they've been given. It's such a well-crafted story.

D
Dancing on the Edge of Sanity · May 29, 2018

Marten meets Hannelore for the first time. She is smoking....and she did not totally freak out when Marten peed in the sink...and looked cooler(clothing and deameanor i guess?). Just insteresting what ones sees for the second time... ..Oh, and the drawing of the characters started to change when Dora painted the coffee shop (<a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=425)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=425)</a>

E
Evgeniy Semyonov · May 29, 2018

They addressed that later - Hannelore said that she was on a much stronger meds back then. And art is constantly evolving here, which only adds to the pleasure of reading it from the beginning. Nice metaphor for the life itself, as I had similar feelings when recently found my own photos from when I was 16.

S
Scott Kenney · May 29, 2018

Quantum entanglement, that's what they've been doing

D
Dancing on the Edge of Sanity · May 29, 2018

I've been re-reading QC...so in strip#515 (<a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=515)" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=515)</a>

I
Irian Greenleaf · May 29, 2018

"until our personal reality has ceased reverberating" is a fantastic description. Bubbles is such a poet

S
Scott Kenney · May 29, 2018

Warrior poet is part of the job description for a monarch

B
Ben Russell-Gough · May 29, 2018

Well, Jeph, I thought that they'd just been playing patty-cake in the nude :-P Seriously, though, it's kind of sad that no-one has ever been close enough to Bubbles that she's ever felt the need to worry about how others will react to her before. Additionally, I appreciate the last panel - An obvious joke is not required when everyone, both in-universe and amongst the readers, is rolling their eyes and mouthing the punchline before it anyone actually says it on-panel!

N
NinjaZaku · May 29, 2018

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

U
Unanimous D · May 29, 2018

LOL I always used to joke about how when I went on interviews that they'd make some excuse to not hire me during the interview using some stupid excuse about qualifications that had nothing to do with the job (such as a bachelors or masters degree in computer science when all you're doing is unjamming paper jams and showing them which one is the keyboard and which is the mouse), and the example I'd always use is knitting. "You sound great but we really need someone who knows knitting" "Um, this is a destktop support / LAN admin job, why do you need someone to know how to make sweaters?" "I'm sorry but it clearly says in the description 'Must know Active Directory, Word 2016, knitting, and SQL Server.' We'll keep your resume on file if something comes up"

U
Unanimous D · May 29, 2018

OMG I am so happy for those two.

A
Ami · May 29, 2018

Mildly fearful that this will be such a great relationship that they'll be together to the end of Faye's natural life and then what? Bubs going on indefinitely with that missing piece of her.

A
Alan Smith · May 29, 2018

I was thinking about Faye and Bubbles Having Highlander-type issues but I'm sure by then they'll have worked out how to upload human minds to AI crystal and they'll be together forever.

B
Bagge · May 29, 2018

Not gonna lie, I was totally going to make that joke

B
BobC · May 29, 2018

Ok. This happened. Time to ship Angus and Sven. Take on a real plot challenge. Jeph is making this too easy.

g
giacu · May 29, 2018

Ok ok ok. Now I understand what happened. They played naked chess, an extreme sport.

B
Ben Russell-Gough · May 29, 2018

Hey, Steve McQeen and Faye Dunnaway did it in 'The Thomas Crown Affair'!

B
Brent Catherman · May 29, 2018

Somehow I can see Bubbles and Faye entering Coffee of Doom tomorrow and Bubbles announcing they are a couple now and so commence squeeing at an acceptable decibel level.

B
Ben Russell-Gough · May 29, 2018

PENELOPE: "So... You were't a couple before? Is that what you're saying because, to be honest girl, you were acting like you were!"

A
Alan Smith · May 29, 2018

Bubbles has smiled more in the last week than the last 3 years... Any of you re-readers want to give a definitive answer? I can only recall maybe a couple of times before this weeks shenanigans..

S
Shawn K. Younkin · May 29, 2018

Bubbles has no toes!!

C
CleverCrumbish · May 29, 2018

She has lil sockfeet!

A
Ack · May 29, 2018

They are SO CUTE together.

J
JPMK! {verb} · May 29, 2018

Boobs of Brass(tm)

J
JPMK! {verb} · May 29, 2018

I know she's military grade, I just have a thing for alliteration

D
Denizen Blue · May 29, 2018

NOOOOOOOOO THE END OF HAIR-DOWN BUBBLES!!! THE WORLD PLUNGES INTO DARKNESS ONCE MORE!!! In all seriousness, I'm so happy to see these two together, and I know I've said that and I know I'm not alone, but damn... this arc makes me so happy.

P
Penguin · May 29, 2018

Still want to se Bubbles butt, Like I am the only one thinking that in the last 5 mins. Still glad the hooked up about time.

D
Denise Webber · May 29, 2018

I did not think this could get ANY better or cuter, or sexier, but DAYUM!

l
littlebubulle · May 29, 2018

The Squeee must flow...

T
Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · May 29, 2018

extreme snuggling

D
Drakoo Dreamer · May 29, 2018

It was really surprising to learn bubbles fingers had a vibrate function!

G
Griffon · May 29, 2018

Jeph, you speak for yourself when you say you don't want to know. Also dayum Bubs is SWOLE

A
Alan Smith · May 29, 2018

Has Bubbles said 'fuck' before? Also, Bubbles smiling :)

L
Lucanid Landman · May 29, 2018

She has, just once, back during the series of comics where Faye opened a bottle of whiskey after finding out that Dora turned Coffee of Doom into a positive place instead of a cafe where the baristas hurled insults at the customers for fun. Paraphrased from memory: Faye (speaking as to why she's bought a bottle of whiskey): "I guess... it was seeing how the shop's changed, you know? Seeing how it changed into something they couldn't be without me. Which is fine, I dug my own grave at that place. But realizing that I don't have any power, or influence anymore... it's like, fuck!" Bubbles (nods sagely): "Indeed. It is like *fuck*." Faye: "Oh, god, don't say it, it sounds weird when you say it."

a
awgiedawgie · May 29, 2018

Searching for their clothes?

J
Jeremy C · May 29, 2018

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee Happy

F
Fart Captor · May 29, 2018

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING CUTER?

A
Alan Smith · May 29, 2018

Aah! That cheesecake pose in panel one - sublime work, Jeph!

C
Coleman Ridge · May 29, 2018

Were there to be a woman whose biceps were as big as her bosom, and who had quite the respectable bosom, that would be a very comely woman.

B
Bruce · May 29, 2018

Also, Bubbles line in panel 4 is incredibly inspiring. I'mma need all my self-control to not tweet it until the strip is live on the website. 😊

A
Am Queue · May 29, 2018

... Really, y'all think 2 hours is a lot? I'm surprised it was that little.

R
R L · May 29, 2018

They probably need to go back to work :P

B
Bruce · May 29, 2018

Squeeeee! I am frickin' loving this arc!

R
R L · May 29, 2018

Bubbles is my goddamn spirit animal.

J
Joshua Roberts · May 29, 2018

And somewhere in the Alps, Hannelore senses a disturbance in the Force.

G
Grace Serenity · May 29, 2018

Given the beast she was brushing, I'd say she was more likely somewhere in Asia

O
Origamigryphon · May 29, 2018

I don't know why I noticed Bubbles' toes are darker than the rest of her, but now that's I've said it, GO LOOK AT HER CUTE TOES!

M
Matt Grayson · May 29, 2018

Yep. Love the toes!

G
Gigglebyte · May 29, 2018

Is Knitting the code word now? Cause that brings new meaning to "knit one pearl two"

L
Lord Crusade · May 29, 2018

*Risesfrom the grave* I LIIIIIVE! I cannot properly enjoy the cuteness if I am still dead from the great “SQUEE” of 2018, I need more, mooooore I tell you!

J
Joshua Roberts · May 29, 2018

The Ritual is prepared, Lord Crusade. The Unholy Coffee Grounds of Reincarnation are cast. Let thy essence be reborn in Mind and Foam!!!!

S
Samantha Yeaman · May 29, 2018

Truth be told, I've never actually been fully on board with this pairing (Angus was one of my favourites and I kept hoping he'd return), but seeing Bubbles manage to reasonably converse with Faye and help her avoid freaking out about the entire situation puts me at ease; calming down Faye is a mammoth task to accomplish. So yeah, I think I'm on board now. That entire dialogue was so sweet.

J
Julienne Ignace · May 29, 2018

Hell, even Martin (who some would argue has a PhD in calming Faye down) still has epic fails from time to time....

D
Diptych · May 29, 2018

Those muscles. Daaaaaaaaang.

B
Bruce · May 29, 2018

Helicopter-wreckin' muscles! 😄

J
Jonathan V · May 29, 2018

The second "different" in panel 4 needs a second "f". And heh, knitting.

U
Ujjwal Kabra · May 29, 2018

Yeah, but Bubbles gives-no-'f's either.

D
DefectiveCat57 · May 29, 2018

I love everything about this.

C
Coleman Ridge · May 29, 2018

Bubbles smiled.

G
Grace Serenity · May 29, 2018

She has been so emotive this arc! Eeeeeeeee! (sorry, I'm still geeking out about this whole storyline!)

W
Will Weaver · May 29, 2018

Two hours? God damn. I mean, it helps when one of them technically can’t get tired, but still! The last two frames are absolutely the best. Faye and Bubbles are just so damn adorable. (And horny, but that’s beside the point.)

B
Bruce · May 29, 2018

Jeph has so upped his game (or my ship is the size of the Bismarck) that I find it impossible to choose a "best" panel in the Faybles lovin' arc. I mean pink butt catch/glasses fly? Sensual curves? The *Smiles*? There are sooooo many.

J
Joshua Roberts · May 29, 2018

Oh, THIS IS GLORIOUS

R
Reverend Jesus · May 29, 2018

Two hours? Damn, girls! Get it!!

G
Grace Serenity · May 29, 2018

I believe they did. Several times, in fact!