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May 6, 2018

Tell Me What I Want To Hear

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Patrick Jackson · May 6, 2018

Fortunately for you the feeling is mutual. Unfortunately for you all of the feelings are mutual...

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Clifton Royston · May 6, 2018

Martin is a good egg.

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David Paul · May 6, 2018

In all seriousness, I really hope she does not turn to the bottle for guidance. Neither Jim Beam, Johnnie Walker or Jack Daniels offer sagely wisdom.

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Bob Ellis · May 6, 2018

I also hope she does not retreat to the bottle. Secondly, because of the harm it would do Faye and all around her. But primarily for the agony it could cause Bubbles. In any relationship lurks the question of how does the loved one value you (if at all). The idea that someone was so distressed at having feelings for you that they ran away into the bottle .... I can only imagine how that would hurt someone whose soft centre peeps out from under her armour so rarely and warily.

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Thomas Boys · May 6, 2018

Who knows, in a few weeks, it might even be time to get the Arbor Day banner out again...

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NinjaZaku · May 6, 2018

MMM. Yes. The fulfilling of the prophecy is here.

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Ben Russell-Gough · May 6, 2018

Actually, the Prophecy was fulfilled when Bubbles donned the Mask of the Skullmaster but that's a different arc.

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Ben Russell-Gough · May 6, 2018

Question: Is 'Dang it!' Faye's equivalent of the immortal 'D'Oh!'?

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Ben Russell-Gough · May 6, 2018

Faye's lines in panel 3 are what we all say when our lives suddenly take a sudden turn. It's never true though, so Marten didn't need any special insight to say so. The status quo can never stand for too long.

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Bagge · May 6, 2018

Now ask Pintsize for advice.

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Henry Kirkland · May 6, 2018

"Shoot toast at her."

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Henry Kirkland · May 6, 2018

When Faye uses contractions I read her dialogue in a Georgia accent.

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Mark · May 6, 2018

As you should.

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Am Queue · May 6, 2018

... for all these strips, I've been wondering if Faye was wearing a shirt under the overalls or not. o.O

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Matt · May 6, 2018

and I hadn't thought about it until you said so... thanks...

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Mandy Hoskins · May 6, 2018

Marten, I am so fucking proud of you!!

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Thomas Boys · May 6, 2018

I'm pretty sure this day was written about in the Book of Revelations or an ancient Aztec calendar somewhere.

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Denise Webber · May 6, 2018

Welcome aboard the good ship Fayebles, I'm Captain Boodie, please make yourself comfortable whilst we navigate unfamiliar waters.

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Duke · May 6, 2018

Scrunchy-faced Faye is best Faye.

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Delia · May 6, 2018

Go Marten! :D

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Nicholas Lopez · May 6, 2018

Pouty Faye is adorable!

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Erin Moriarty · May 6, 2018

Dude it's so crazy how much progress the two of them have made.

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dipique · May 6, 2018

The crazy thing is that they used to be a will-they-won't-they thing that just... never happened.

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darklion · May 6, 2018

*FWEEEEEEE*

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Andrew · May 6, 2018

Heh - Bubbles back in the shop does this just now, and is like.... what the?

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Will Weaver · May 6, 2018

And then Marten goes off and tells Claire, who responds, “Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen!”

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Erin Moriarty · May 6, 2018

If Jeph doesn't devote next comic to Claire doing some sort of Force-esque, "Yeeaaasssss, I can sense things are all going as I have foreseen," then I will be sad.

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DefectiveCat57 · May 6, 2018

tongues and gropings also need to be administered... For research. to find feelings... that Faye may/may not have. Research.

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Gangler · May 6, 2018

Does Bubbles have a tongue? Or does she just speak through a speaker system? I'm not sure I've ever paid attention.

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Danya Michael · May 6, 2018

YES MARTY

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BobC · May 6, 2018

Shut up you shippers! Shut it! You KNOW this can't possibly work until Faye gets a jack installed. Which I don't think HannerDad has yet invented. Edit: That said, Faye really should call her sister and her partner.

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Celine Chamberlin · May 6, 2018

Marten is my hero. Those two have come a long way separately and in their friendship with each other. Now he can go tell Claire Faybles is all but a go.

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Andrew · May 6, 2018

(Marty calls Claire): “tell the t-shirt printer it’s a go!”

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Fart Captor · May 6, 2018

Specifically, they need to be addressed on the mouth. With your mouth. Kissy-style

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Tom B · May 6, 2018

Go Marten!

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Grace Serenity · May 6, 2018

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!