April bonus comic poll time!

I‘m new here i come from Germany and i paint landscapes animals and sometimes comics i would be happy about support ❤️

Yeah, I also didn't get to vote for some reason, which is really annoying…

I dunno... I don't think he'd want a human body, at least not permanently.

Poll ended May 4... It's still 4th May here in the UK. I wanted to see Melon meet a melon!

So I've changed my mind. I voted for Pintsize getting a humanoid body, but since it's a bonus comic... Well, I just think that it should be treated as a story arc that everyone has access to than just a "bonus comic" (unless you wanted to make it a VR/"dream" one and done thing).

OH MY GOD A TIE?!?!?!?!?

Sorry, but if we have a draw you must draw both

Hope all will go better for you now !

Sorry April was busy and shitty. Hope May is an improvement!

I voted for Melon. <b>A:</b> I love Melon. <b>B:</b> I hate Yelling Bird - he's an ass... or I guess in his case, a cloaca. <b>C:</b> Pintsize must <u>NEVER</u> acquire a humanoid body - the repercussions are terrifying! How about an "other" option? "Sweet Tits murders Yelling Bird" sounds good to me.

No one appreciates Yelling Bird anymore xD

I'm sorry, but all AIs have to be adorable people / spiders now. It's THE LAW.

So if there’s a tie…do we get a comic where Pintsize goes with Melon to get a humanoid body and Melon discovers her namesake at this store?

Pintsize

*sends Jeph ALL THE HUGS*

I hope things improve for you. Pintsize in a humanoid body is too weird... Maybe for special occasions, like we'd reserve a tuxedo? But I can't choose between Melon & Bird. I just can't. Melon hears a rumour about a loud bird?

I’m here for not yelling bird.

Sorry this month was shitty. I wish you well.

God damn that third option

Pingu cameo!

Pintsize with a humanoid body is too terrible to contemplate . . . . .

Pintsize getting a humanoid body immediately reminds me of Bender becoming human. Wooo...

Pintsize gets a humanoid body... ... and fucks it.

We must have more MELON

Pintsize gets a humanoid body and fucks Melon with the yelling bird who's fucking a penguin.

i miss yelling bird

Pint-size all the way. Even if it's a "do robots dream of electric sheep" where it's not real I still wanna know!👍

I've never been more torn about a decision in my life before, Melon or Pintsize

Am i the only one suspicious that he might get a humanoid body but not be in a humanoid body

Oooh, an even battle, this!

i will always vote Yelling Bird.

There’s a bonus? Isn’t QC enough?

I actually felt very comfortable with the prospect of never seeing nor hearing of Yelling Bird ever again.

I suggest that during the holidays or something, QC takes two weeks off, and Jeph runs all the yelling bird options from these bonus comic polls, in a row.

Pintsize wouldn't be Pintsize if he wasn't pint-sized. It might be fun to have him end up in a GI-Joe sized body after an Internet transaction gone wrong or go the other way entirely and have him "borrow" a militarized body that makes bubbles look petite and benign. At least one of the characters would love melding him with a toaster for a while until they realize exactly why the toast comes out pre-buttered. A mix of the latter two suggestions would unfold nicely, with Pintsize melded with the toaster as punishment.

I mean, can't you see the humour inherent in Melon freaking out about there being millions of green spheres pretending to be her?

No worries, late bonus is still a great bonus! :)

I'll chip in an extra five bucks for all 3. Who's with me?!

I'm sorry, I have a fucking robin fighting his mirror image in the windows of my house, so yelling bird would be a bit of a trigger. The amount of bird crap and oil this little fucker has deposited is amazing. (Actually I doubt the little shit is getting laid—he's too busy fighting his reflection.) (I'm not really quite as triggered as my language here would suggest either, but it's yelling bird, so we have to use appropriate language.)

If Pintsize gets a humanoid body i just cant see him keeping it for long.....

Those are all really good choices... I'm gonna have to vote A, but Pintsize should decide he doesn't like it and keep his old body.

I'm going to be mildly perturbed if May isn't one of the options for May.

C is the only option that can ship anything. So, sorry...

How about "Yelling bird fucks Pintsize's humanoid body"?

#neverforgetyellingbird

I MISS YELLING BIRD

with answers like C why is this a poll

Would the humanoid chassis also be an accidental government model?

Aww, no love for yelling bird?

Can't be pointed as evil, so... :D

Anyone not voting for C is evil. 😇

I never get tired of Melon, but Pintsize kind of bores me, and while the idea of a Dickcissel screwing a penguin is strangely erotic, I think I'll go with B.

None of these options can end well.

Listen, Jeph, I need C.

Jeph take time for yourself. We love you. Don't burn out. Relax and enjoy time with your loved ones. We will be here.

Jeph, thank you for giving us a longer duration on the poll.

I just can't choose C, for... personal reasons, and I agree that Melon, though wonderful, is in danger of over exposure, so I guess that leaves the soul-crushing horror of whatever Pintsize gets up to. I'm hoping it involves reindeer...

I kinda picture Pintsize in a humanoid body would just be him as a meter tall cackling goblin.

It's OK, stay well sir

Pintsize needs more character development. What better way for him, than by the WORST WAY POSSIBLE XD

I didn't choose option C but the entire time I was giggling and thinking, "I hope C wins". It's like I secretly want it to win but I didn't want to vote for it and feel likely an enabler.

Eh, I'm growing tired of Melon. She's great but the community obession with her is going to wear her antics out real quick. She should be enjoyed occasionally, like a really really rich dessert.

As tempting as Option C is, I would love to see the havoc Pintsize would wreak with a humanoid body

I'm both strangely excited about and yet utterly afraid of what option A would entail.