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April 25, 2018

A True Connoisseur

melon, no

Comments (32)

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Drew Teter · April 27, 2018

Melon is a few logic gates short of a full adder

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Matt · April 26, 2018

Huffing is bad, robo children.

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Brian · April 25, 2018

Melon no, that is not your chair

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awgiedawgie · April 25, 2018

Well, if Bubbles catches her in that chair, Melon will indeed get her wish for something stronger.

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Bradford · April 25, 2018

This is me with hot sauce.

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · April 25, 2018

Exactly the reaction I fully expected. :)

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Ben Russell-Gough · April 25, 2018

A tiny bit extreme but basically right, yeah.

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Bagge · April 25, 2018

That's what happens if you use Bubbles' chair

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David Paul · April 25, 2018

<a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3644" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Melon has some strange tastes.</a> Personally, I am surprised she has <i>not</i> disintegrated herself somehow...

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Ben Russell-Gough · April 25, 2018

I think that the previous strip is more relevant and as scary as heck because that suggests to me that she ENJOYS being terrified to the point of paralysis or blacking out.

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Ben Russell-Gough · April 25, 2018

Okay, possible sado-masochist alert! Let's not enable someone who actively wants a bad and, indeed, harmful experience just because it's 'intense'! As matters stand, I suspect that Dora is going to end up dragging her latest customer to Faye and Bubbles so they can find the 'hard reboot' pin switch. Don't worry about it, though, she got Melon to sign the waiver!

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awgiedawgie · April 25, 2018

That which does not kill you makes you stronger.

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Fart Captor · April 25, 2018

Except when it does permanent damage

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NinjaZaku · April 25, 2018

There are so many reasons to question this line of thought

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Brent Catherman · April 25, 2018

Anything stronger? Just tell Bubbles you were sitting in her chair. I'm sure that will warrant a strong reaction.

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Eric Lusby · April 25, 2018

Wow. I think Melon actually weirded out Emily. Let that sink in.

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Thomas Boys · April 25, 2018

Or drain in, in this case

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Clifton Royston · April 25, 2018

Now I wanna sniff some glue.

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Nicholas Lopez · April 25, 2018

Melon, stop.

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Andy Sleeper · April 25, 2018

Love the square skull icon! Because of course it would be square...

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Shawn K. Younkin · April 25, 2018

Love the 5th panel, do AI curl up like bugs when they "die"?

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BobC · April 25, 2018

That's just their BSOD-reboot cycle.

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Waffles the Mooose · April 25, 2018

The expressions in this one are BRILLIANT.

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darklion · April 25, 2018

What, is she a spider? Does her hydraulic fluid get withdrawn from her limbs when she gets knocked out?

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Fart Captor · April 25, 2018

D:

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Czarzhan · April 25, 2018

Melon has such... extreme tastes. What was she exposed to in her formative years (months? microcycles?) that has so thrown her out of sync. For that matter, *is* her behavior that much of an aberration to the AI community?

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Jon Chaisson · April 25, 2018

Please tell me Melon's kicking it also includes the Looney Tunes sputtering engine sfx. It would fit so perfectly.

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Brian Ellingboe · April 25, 2018

But.... eagle week???

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Will Weaver · April 25, 2018

Imagine Melon getting attacked by eagles in the second frame and it works.

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Will Weaver · April 25, 2018

Not sure which is worse - Melon’s reaction to drain cleaner, or Melon’s reaction when Bubbles inevitably catches Melon in her chair.

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JD · April 25, 2018

Yeah, I was wondering which one would be more hazardous to her health.

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gatherer818 · April 25, 2018

Us: Melon no Melon: mEloN nO