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April 23, 2018

Eagle Week Continues

classic comix

Comments (37)

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Kitty Turner · April 26, 2018

Damn those new data structures *shakes fist*

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Brian · April 25, 2018

Definitely a classic

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · April 23, 2018

Dear GOD... can you imagine Pintsize as a humanoform AI? *shudder*

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Grant Swire · April 23, 2018

Wangzilla

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Fletcher Williams · April 23, 2018

Thanks for sticking it out past Web Comic #33.

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SARA J DAVIS · April 23, 2018

Given a humanoid body Pintsize could be much more mobile and his creepiness would become exponentially larger.

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kaitou · April 23, 2018

One theory on Pintsize: he's a Heathkit and the guy who put him together didn't read the instructions.

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Ariel Rosenfeld · April 23, 2018

Does pintsize ever leave the apartment? he doesn't need a full sized chassis if he doesn't have to live in a world designed for humans

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Lightsabr2 · April 23, 2018

He goes on the occasional toast date.

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quarridors · April 23, 2018

I like how Marten's mug looks just a little like he's drinking out of the head of a decapitated AnthroPC, it made me imagine that Pintsize has decided There Can Be Only One and that's why we usually only see larger chassis AIs (or adorable spiders) these days.

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M_T · April 23, 2018

Typo in panel 4. Comprpmising -> Compromising Other than that, great page as usual.

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Ben Russell-Gough · April 23, 2018

Sometimes, it's genuinely scary how self-aware Pintsize can be. He's actually deliberately working on a 'curmudgeonly old man' routine because he thinks it would be fun to be the sort to ruin everyone's day by complaining all the time. Of course, this is really just Jeph explaining why Pintsize hasn't upgraded his relatively primitive chassis in any ways. I have to say that my favoured theory is that Pintsize LIKES being a self-mobile and sentient desktop system unit.

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Ariel Rosenfeld · April 23, 2018

The penis he ordered isn't an upgrade?

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Luzahn · April 23, 2018

So is Pintsize actually any older than the rest of the AI cast, or is he just a lil' jerk?

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Ben Russell-Gough · April 23, 2018

Out of the regularly-seen AIs, probably only Station is older.

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NinjaZaku · April 23, 2018

I feel like if pintsize gets a new body its going to be purposefully odd.

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Ariel Rosenfeld · April 23, 2018

The question is humanoid odd or something different

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Brent Catherman · April 23, 2018

This makes me wonder how old Pintsize is.

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Grace Serenity · April 23, 2018

Well, at least 15 years old

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FunkyTuba · April 23, 2018

inB4 20 people pointing out the.... never mind

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Tim Eldred · April 23, 2018

I love how for all the arguments Pintsize offers about modern AI chassis options, we still have no goddamn clue how HIS chassis works!

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Paul Verlinden · April 23, 2018

Hey Jeff, how hard was it to draw Marten again after all this time?

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Hawkeye · April 23, 2018

Holy crap. When was the last time we saw Marten or Pint-Size?

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · April 23, 2018

If I remember correctly, panel three is one of the reasons given for why Mystery Science Theater 3000 has robots.

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Mandy Hoskins · April 23, 2018

I think the point from long ago about this still stands - if Pintsize had opposable thumbs he'd be a threat to civilization.

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DresdenQ · April 23, 2018

panel 2 - typo - and firm .....

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BobC · April 23, 2018

When you lack opposable thumbs (or have nothing BUT thumbs), pretty much all you can do is scream at the universe.

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Ben Russell-Gough · April 23, 2018

FWIW, in the past, Pintsize has shown that he can do a lot more if he wants to.

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Matt · April 23, 2018

5/7 would buy "Eagle Week" t-shirt

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John Kilfeather · April 23, 2018

sad white bois who have sidekicks? was this a megatokyo reference?

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Dark Storymaker · April 23, 2018

It's *always* a Megatokyo reference. :D

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Rich Holmes · April 23, 2018

Typo in "compromising"

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Alex Mullenix · April 23, 2018

This really is a classic comic!

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Kyle Jenkins · April 23, 2018

Oh my God its Marten! He IS alive! :D

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Cody Renton · April 23, 2018

Marten's third one panel appearance in the last 101 comics! It's so good to see him again! Remember when the story used to be about him and his wacky hijinks?

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Will Weaver · April 23, 2018

Oh hey, I remember that guy! What was his name, Melvin or something? ;)

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BobC · April 23, 2018

Marlin. Right?