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April 18, 2018

The Life Of Birds

*David Attenborough voice* and there she goes

Comments (40)

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MA Caiti · April 19, 2018

I used to visit a HUGE bakery that supplies a big percentage of bagels to the tri-state area - you could go in and grab 'em coming out of a big oven. And there were many rows of every kind of bread you could imagine, cooling on racks. I hope you enjoyed this fanservice post. :D

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Daryl Sawyer · April 19, 2018

Did you say fanservice? I make my own sourdough. Hello, Roko. <.>

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awgiedawgie · April 19, 2018

Guys, I realize there are no posted "rules" here like there are over at the QC Forum, but please try to get people's names right anyway - it's only respectful. It's "Renee" and "Elliot".

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Unanimous D · April 19, 2018

Did someone make an EODM joke yet?

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LJ · April 18, 2018

Ooohhhh is Secret Bakery supposed to be the QC's Hungry Ghost Bakery? Seems likely.

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Tim Williams · April 18, 2018

'Officer B I have some nice foccacia here'

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Sam Bak (they/them) · April 18, 2018

omg Eliot. <3 He's so good.

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Will Weaver · April 18, 2018

“...can I see your human abs?”

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Joanna Lee · April 18, 2018

"We know, dear" is everything.

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Lucanid Landman · April 18, 2018

So, between this and Roko/Bubble's love of tea, the impression that I'm getting is that AI tend to be attracted by fragrant items.

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awgiedawgie · April 19, 2018

At least in Bubbles' case, her olfactory sensors are an order of magnitude more sensitive. So it stands to reason that AIs could have more intense responses to smells.

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Chris Gallaty · April 18, 2018

You would thing the crumbs would chafe... aw well, love burns.

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awgiedawgie · April 18, 2018

You have to butter it first, silly.

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Paul Grodt · April 18, 2018

Jeph, every god damned comic she is in, you take all this time to do character development. But all I see is: "VIOLET/FUCSIA DROID IS BEST GIRL!" and all my brain can do, is respond, louder and louder every single time, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS". You bastard. Please don't change.

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Ísabel Pirsic · April 18, 2018

Now you've got me thinking about a functor from Sinfest to QC ... Fuchsia->Criminy => Roko->Clinton ?

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Ben Russell-Gough · April 18, 2018

Interesting: So, how long has Renee been the local bread fetishists' pusher and how big is her customer base? Now, let's move on to panel 3 - Is it me or is Brun jealous that Elliott has been paying attention to Roko and her sexual needs, no matter how peripherally? This is the first suggestion that I've seen that Brun wants that sort of attention from Elliott!

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Thomas Boys · April 18, 2018

It occurs to me that Rene could do Roko a huge favour and put her in touch with other bakerphiles...

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Maurice Kessler · April 18, 2018

"Gluten abend, fraulein robot!"

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Cleo Schmitz · April 18, 2018

You sure this is the socially acceptable greeting here?

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Bagge · April 18, 2018

I love that she ran into Clinton, because of course she ran into clinton

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Cleo Schmitz · April 18, 2018

And she interacts with Clinton because they know each other (probably because of Melon and her secret tunnels)

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Abhimat Gautam · April 18, 2018

This storyline just keeps getting better and better.

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Andrew · April 18, 2018

Don’t worry Roko,I’m sure people who work at the Secret Bakery can keep secrets... right? I’m looking at you Renee.

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drij · April 18, 2018

Unless the name is ironic! :O

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NinjaZaku · April 18, 2018

This implies that AI bread fetishes are frequent enough that there are "signs". That or Pintsize frequents the bakery.

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Ben Russell-Gough · April 18, 2018

Not just AIs, I think.

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Stevie C-K · April 18, 2018

I really like the whole dynamic that's emerging between Clinton and Brun, but I also really want Roko to get her dreams fulfilled too... Can we just have a great big poly relationship with Clinton, Elliot, Roko and Brun? <3 That way everybody's happy!

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Am Queue · April 18, 2018

I've been thinking. Do we actually have any evidence that Brun things of people that way? It looks to me like she's mostly a chronosexual. I'm all for the poly relationship, don't get me wrong! I'm just wondering if Brun might be in for mostly the cookies and clocks.

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Nicholas Lopez · April 18, 2018

I love Roko so much, she's adorable.

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Holly Nelson · April 19, 2018

This must be her weekend, though. I wonder what cases she’s working on at present?

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Pete Hanson · April 18, 2018

I'm sure you can buy bread on Amazon. That's what I do when I need some toys and other suppleis.

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Jason Zions · April 18, 2018

Not fresh bread. Not even if they ship it overnight. If you can get two hour delivery, maybe then, but... probably not. And there's nothing like fresh bread. *bliss*

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darklion · April 18, 2018

At some point we will learn that the programming of AI-brain pleasure centers is chronically infected with butts disease.

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z · April 18, 2018

Okay...now, I want to hear the entire story narrated in the voice of Samuel L Jackson.

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Holly Nelson · April 18, 2018

Public Service Announcement: Don’t feed bread to birds, it’s not good for them. /PSA

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Holly Nelson · April 18, 2018

PS. Not even eagles.

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JD · April 18, 2018

What I don't get is if she did have a bread fetish after all, why didn't she enjoy her date with Pintsize and why hasn't she called him back?

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Jessie Cook · April 18, 2018

Toast would be less comfy on skin.

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Cody Renton · April 18, 2018

Remember, Bubbles can't eat, but Punchbot swallowed his keys, so we know different AIs have different plumbing. Get your minds out of the gutter, she could still be eating it! Bunch of perverts.

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Fart Captor · April 18, 2018

Punchbot obviously didn't DIGEST his keys, though. If he ate food, his innards would get jammed up because it wouldn't go anywhere