He Drinks A Lot Of Milk
melon forever
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If I'm reading the coloring/shading properly, he hasn't turned any lights on, either.
Does no one in that apartment building lock their doors??????
Melon, at least, just *appears*, locked door or no.
Am I the only one who thought at first that Melon wasn't wearing any pants?
Eliot is so polite, he doesn't even drink out of the carton in his own apartment..what a guy!
Does "drinks a lot of milk" imply more than one glass at a time? Because otherwise I'm very confused as to why you would bring the carton to the couch with you. Wouldn't you just pour a glass at the fridge and put it back?
also i appreciate that he uses a glass, instead of stereotypical guy who lives along who drinks it out of the carton.
Noting the bookshelf. It would be interesting to know what Elliot reads.
I just hope he works Douglas Adams in there somewhere. I would like to think he has a Full education ;)
"He Drinks A Lot Of Milk" That explains why he's such a beefcake :-)
GOMAD, "Gallon of Milk a Day." A common way to get lots of protein in you when building muscle. Elliot's, um, big, right?
So, on the current list of who we're waiting to get together, we have: Faye/Bubbles Clinton/Brun Clinton/Elliot Elliot/Brun Roko/Clinton Roko/Bread Melon/Her own apartment Did I miss anyone?
Also Clinton/Brun/Elliott triangle or 'V'.
Were door decorations banned in the building for some reason?
Most landlords don't like people decorating the exterior of the doors.
You pick up so much about Elliott from this strip. You can see his ukulele leaning against the side of his couch, he has a lot of books in the cabinet and he has a record player, meaning he's into older music. Of course, this potentially changes the whole triangle with Clinton and Roko - After all, she's obviously a neighbour and Elliott might even know her. And, of course, Melon might feel the need to tell him about Roko's fascination with bread!
I figured that the neck was too small for a guitar. Maybe it's a banjo?
I love his complete lack of surprise. Quick, Melon. Ask if HE wants you to rub bread on him.
Melon, honey, do you know what "abstract" means?
Objectively-agreed definitions are another abstract concept.
That was rude of you Melon. Elliot isn't having a good night and no time for your antics. Now make it up to him by hooking him up with your friend.
I'm calling a Melon / Raven breakthrough in physics / philosophy.
I miss Raven so much.
Feels like Melon is to QC what Harley Quinn was to the Batman universe. Talk about a breakout character!
She'll tunnel right into your heart! And basement.
Melon, no!
God dammit melon <3
I love how everyone just accepts that a mild Melon could appear at anytime and are super chill about it.
ELLIOT BETTER CALL SOME SECURITY
Why would anyone ever kick Melon out of anywhere?
Maybe they're imaginary numbers. (That would make addresses complex.)
*Claireface intensifies*
A computer that is able to percieve numbers as abstract concepts and not recognize them....that's some next level computing right there.
Or those subroutines got lost when she was installed in that body
Melon is definitely my favorite character and I want to see her interact with everyone in the QC universe.
Headcanon: everyone in the QC universe knows Melon, but nobody can remember when they met.
All of the QC characters are human simulations running in a giant virtual environment and Melon is the avatar of the godlike AI running the program. Calling her best friend 'Roko Basilisk' is sophisticated godlike AI humour.
I love how this is a common enough occurrence that he just takes it in stride...
just like when Hanners used to suddenly be in Marten's apartment
So Elliot and Roko live in the same building? INTERESTING.
Well, it is a small college town, after all
Everyone sets their door codes the same so she doesn’t smash all the doors open.
How did she get in?
Tunnel in the ba... wait.
Stick to the basement tunnels, they're less confusing
:( *offers hugs to Elliott*
Yes, hugs... And maybe cuddles. I bet he makes an amazing big spoon.
Can I ship Elliot and Melon? Just because?
Nope.
Melon needs to stick to using tunnels.