Melon, No
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Climax without foreplay? a Yeastiality faux pas?
I love how everyone is chill about Roko's kink - makes me happy to see people just go "yeah, that's neat - WHAT ABOUT THIS OTHER THING?!". Also I love these two XD
I think what I'd be more interested in knowing is what Pintsize did wrong that made it not do anything for her. Do you think it was because he BURNT the toast?
Interesting! So Roko has told Melon about her kink and, being Melon, she's trying to be helpful... despite her disturbing fixation with post-living biomatter. Roko, some advice: Go out in your exercise clothes and I think that you won't lack for approaches. Mostly from creeps but, hey!
Which raises the question.. Why exercise clothes at all, since presumably AIs don't sweat or gain any benefit from the exertion...
Jeph has been hitting them out of the PARK lately. These past couple weeks have felt like the times of my favorite comics in this series. I love it.
Dat April 1st strip tho
Good thing things didn't get weird or anything
Hurskie vurr.
Roko reminds me of Gene from Wet Hot American Summer so I guess that makes Melon her talking can of mixed vegetables.
Socially appropriate cry of horror!
I want Melon and Emily to meet (and then possibly smooch, idk)
I think that those two together in one room would be one of the 'divide by zero' things. Reality would just be unable to survive!
What The Hell, Melon
OH GOD IT'S BLEEDING
Does Melon have the same chassis as May, and if yes, am I the last person to notice it?
She used to have a different head module with pink dome covers over her audio sensors. Either she's changed her head (not unlikely for Mel) or she just had the sensor covers swapped out for more human-looking ones. Now it looks a lot more like May's.
OMG she does like bread play, just not toast play
The Clintion daydream makes more sense now.
Melon! Jeph's friend Ryan North is NOT going to be happy with you.
That is the dirtiest thing you've written in a while. :P
I'm horrified... and yet strangely aroused. Thank you SO MUCH for that, Jeph. :P
Fjound. I don't get it but I like it.
Hmm... they have the same eyes!
Just to remind us that they're sisters.
Ooh she's a cutie out of uniform!
Friends with pan-efits.
Things are getting naan-platonic.
MELON, YES!
Wouldn't that make it "poopernickel"?
Oh Melon, no just no! Having someone do a kinky thing you like out of pity is just soooo not sexy.
Melon is so considerate 😊
I mean, it's not like it matters that it's unhygenic, they are robots
Does Melon just carry around dead animals for times like this?
No, she carries them around for other times too.