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March 28, 2018

The Only Way To Eat A Banana

Polygon cameos!

Comments (37)

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David Howe · March 30, 2018

That is not how you spell crotch banana... you know, just sayin' :)

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Robert Oller · March 29, 2018

Love the Sea of Thieves reference.

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Paul Nobles · March 29, 2018

I believe that 'cronch' is the name of the feeling Elliot is experiencing in the last panel. It just works on so many levels.

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capnsoapy · March 28, 2018

Does this mean Griffin McElroy is canon in the QC-verse?

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Cole Blackblood · March 28, 2018

Sure Elliot, you don't want hiim to hug you cause you're at work - that's *totally* the only reason ;)

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Will Weaver · March 28, 2018

And then suddenly Claire and/or Renee walk into the bar and start shipping all of them. :P

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Populuxe · March 28, 2018

Stop making everyone cuter! Cute is my Kyptonite! Powers of... feigned indifference... weakening...

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gatherer818 · March 28, 2018

I think my favorite part of this comic is that Elliot specifies "Please don't hug me AT WORK", indicating he's open to receiving hugs in other venues. My ship is standing by to be armed with canon, thank you Jeph.

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D M · March 28, 2018

Elliot strikes me as someone who, once he's comfortable with you, is always up for hugs when off the clock

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Sam Bak (they/them) · March 28, 2018

Elliot is adorable! <3

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Alex Borders · March 28, 2018

Should we just assume that Clinton has gone and peed in a corner or something?

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Ben Russell-Gough · March 28, 2018

It's simpler to assume that he went to the bathroom in the gap between comics 3704 and 3706.

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Ben Russell-Gough · March 28, 2018

Clinton's role today is to make Elliott's emotional dilemma even worse!

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Billie Thompson · March 28, 2018

POLYCUUUUUULE!

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arcing-pain-over-her-mindstrings · March 28, 2018

I think Elliot needs to learn aboit Gale Shapley. Everything is easier when it is a poly time algorithm.

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Brad Knowles · March 28, 2018

Polygon cameos? And who are Pat and Simone? What have I missed, and from where?

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Mark · March 28, 2018

I also feel like I am missing something.

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Paul Grodt · March 28, 2018

O_O INTRIGUE! JEPH! GOOD!

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Allison · March 28, 2018

Cronch! And Pat and Simone!

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David Paul · March 28, 2018

Oh, Elliot! Don't be like me! All you can do is ask, you lovable, intimidating marshmallow!

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · March 28, 2018

CHÜ CHÜ CHÜ SWÅLØ

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Nicholas Lopez · March 28, 2018

FIRST FAYE AND BUBBLES AND NOW THIS!?

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BobC · March 28, 2018

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. I know what time does to a banana. I can't stop wondering about fruit flies and an arrow.

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David Paul · March 28, 2018

Not much, unless you are EXTREMELY accurate.

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Hawkeye · March 28, 2018

DAMMIT JEPH

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Captain Button · March 28, 2018

Reputation and image is *everything* in bouncing.

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Andrew · March 28, 2018

He might have to crush Clinton's hand again to get some cred back!

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Bagge · March 28, 2018

BROS, BROS, BROS!!!

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A sheep · March 28, 2018

What did I JUST SAY ON THE LAST STRIP

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TMN · March 28, 2018

Good god, you are SUCH a troll, Jeph.

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Chris Sims · March 28, 2018

I sort of want the next page to be Claire sensing a disturbance in the force...

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Marcus Spears · March 28, 2018

god yes

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Warclad · March 28, 2018

why not ask them both?

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RoxyRocketeer · March 28, 2018

Is that Pat and Simone???

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Jamison Town · March 28, 2018

You're supposed to hold a banana by the handle.

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Antoine Soulé · March 28, 2018

So many ships we want to sail...

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K the Nerd · March 28, 2018

Polygon and potential polyamory