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March 20, 2018

March Bonus Comic Poll

Okay time for you to pick what this month's bonus comic will be! One returning option from the last poll because I think it's a funny idea.


Fun fact: 95% of the time I'm just making up the options as I type out these posts and then I have to figure out the actual comic once the winner has been picked. It's a fun exercise!

Comments (39)

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Dancing on the Edge of Sanity · March 22, 2018

Aboriginal tat? Or a Chinese symbol that translates to "Serenity Now!"

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onitake · March 21, 2018

Never say never... Perhaps she was an AI with a highly advanced body all along. Not that far-fetched if you consider her heritage. And it might explain the special relationship she has with Station AI.

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Tara Cook · March 22, 2018

Or maybe she's finally going to allow Station to put in that upgrade so she can see him at home!

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Cha0sniper · March 21, 2018

Not gonna lie, when I saw body mod my first thought was that hanners was gonna turn part cyborg. Then I remembered the other meaning of body mod, and yet i'm slightly disappointed that mecha-hanners won't be a thing :3

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Rudolph Gerber · March 21, 2018

If nothing else curious minds would like to know what happened to melon's butt in an unillustrated way; just as long as the mystery is solved -- The case of the Explosive Tuchus

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Mark Mckay · March 21, 2018

not to nit pick but could the voting stay open a little longer in future polls? I got the email at 1am and don't really have a chance to vote until I get home at 6pm by which time the voting is closed..

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Niels Roosen · March 21, 2018

I second that. I opened my laptop here at 8.30AM (Europe time) and the poll was already closed!

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Cole Blackblood · March 21, 2018

I'd say do the Melon Morality one anyway, since you have an idea in mind for it

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tuypo1 · March 21, 2018

I hope it's a hi tech mod

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Daryk Zirkle · March 20, 2018

Aha... I see the strategy... divide the Melon vote, and Hanners wins...

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Captain Button · March 20, 2018

Melon's butt re-entering started the war in "Alice Grove".

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Joal Taylor · March 20, 2018

Melon confronts her mortality when Hannelore uses Melon's butt in a body mod? Is it a combined story??

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Cleo Schmitz · March 20, 2018

I am a simple person, I see Hanners, I vote.

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Zodiak · March 20, 2018

I love Melon. But Hannelore freaking out on a piercer/tattoo artist is too much to not vote for. Can't we have all three? Melon confronts her mortality because she saw Hannelore getting a body mod made out of her orbiting butt because of Station??

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ysth · March 20, 2018

I can't see hannelore getting a body mod. maybe self-cleaning eyelashes?

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Cleo Schmitz · March 20, 2018

Don't all the earrings count as body mods?

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Brian · March 20, 2018

Hannelore has some glaring inconsistencies

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Origamigryphon · March 20, 2018

I must know the story of Melon's butt.

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Marc Kevin Hall · March 20, 2018

Melon's loss of her butt made her confront her own mortality, obviously.

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Ben Russell-Gough · March 20, 2018

Y'know, Jeph, you can do the 'Melon Confronts Mortality' strip because you want to; you don't need our permission!

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MikeyMike · March 20, 2018

I like the idea of extending a bit on the AI awareness theme; but who doesn't like a good joke! I appreciate the effort into layering in the philosophical with a good fart joke :-)

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Rob Loree · March 20, 2018

Butts!

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BobC · March 20, 2018

Butts! Butts!

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Ben Russell-Gough · March 20, 2018

Being a space program junkie, I MUST know how Melon managed to launch her original glutinal plate into orbit!

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Tim Eldred · March 20, 2018

I love the Melon comics, but since Hanners is my favorite character I'm biased in this one XD

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Rich Holmes · March 20, 2018

A shame the Melon vote's being split against the Hanner caucus

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Erin Halfelven at BigCloset · March 20, 2018

What? YOu didn't think these votes were supposed to be fair did you?

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Andje Lewkowicz-Lalonde · March 20, 2018

Hannelores new Māori facial tatoo should be pretty epic. I hope she does a Haka with Winston.

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Stephen Smoogen · March 20, 2018

I was going to 'campaign' to have this be an all 3 votes but I realized that would make it not fun for Jeph. Thanks for coming up with cool riff ideas each month.

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A sheep · March 20, 2018

She'd better get a hand sanitizer dispenser. Just a little squirt gun of purell.

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Ben Russell-Gough · March 20, 2018

Nah, a nose side-ring and she'll feel immensely proud and brave having done it. Of course, she'll eventually have to take it out because it 'unbalances my head'.

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Ami · March 20, 2018

I again see how these could all happen in one comic but it's actually comforting to know that you are riffing on ideas and didn't have anything solid when offering this. I'd feel bad about voting against a written out script you had in mind

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Neil Fairweather · March 23, 2018

Same here: I thought we were supposed to realise that we were voting on what is going to get written. It's not canon until Jeph draws it...

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Cari Small-Canfield · March 20, 2018

Hannelore’s new body mod has something to do with Melon’s butt. I just know it!

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Allison · March 20, 2018

I would be happy with any of these

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Kelly Jean · March 20, 2018

Every time hanners is an option I automatically auto vote

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Eric Naessens · March 20, 2018

Ditto.

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Mark · March 20, 2018

Need more melon darnit

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Hedgie · March 21, 2018

The Melon vote ended up being split, which may have made the poll lopsided for Hanners (full disclosure, I always vote for Hanners)