Now I Want A Bagel
gimme de bagel
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With how horny everybody is it's a wonder nobody has done any robots yet
Needs to be crowd-funded...
Tweed-Flotsam. Lots of funny names in this universe.
The reason one can bake the perfect scone is the same reason one can make the perfect cup of tea. It's all in the math.
Animalcule husbandry.
Clinton - Elliot is my favorite, but I wouldn't mind some Brun sprinkled in as well.
Tweed-Flotsam :-D I do love the American posh British surname generator :-D
Just fully absorbing panel 5 and I still can't tell if Elliott is sassing Clinton or if he is serious. The crafts such as baking have so many secrets and so much hidden lore that it is difficult to tell if you're being given an insight or they're just trolling you.
With scones the debate is no longer centred around the scone itself, but around the positioning of the clotted cream in relation to the jam. Source: me, lived in Devon for 3 years.
You put them one way around on one half of the scone and the other way around on the other half.
Croissants are only NP-hard if you leave em in your knapsack for too long.
I guess they're NP-complete when they finish baking?
Awwww. Those two have a great interaction.
Clinton and Elliot; Buddy comedy. ;D
Funny footnote/comp theory joke. If only NP wasn't actually ruining my life right now :P... And now I'm just imagining all baked goods as just really tasty computation problems...
NP:
ultimate scone
I think Elliot would be a better match for Roko. He knows how to bake and he's tall.
I hadn't made that connection! Well done!
In Morselnomics, food consume you!
The mention of Bertrand Russell gave me grad-level philosophy flashbacks.
If those scones are so ultimate, would they stack up against some discworld battle bread?
The perfect bagel recipe was by Berthold Herringbone-Jetsam. But that just happened, so Jeph may not know about it yet.
Berthold and Bethany lived by the same riverbank. Had they lived at the same time, they could have invented the cronut sixty years too early, but sadly they're just floating by each other in history.
Do you pay extra if Brun sweats in your drink?
Am I the only one who searched for Bethany Tweed-Flotsam in the hope it was a real person?
Did you find anything?
That’s some serious old-school QC banter there, like triple entendres or logarithmic nerd scales.
I'll take one ultimate scone please.
Hell I'd settle for a merely superior scone.