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March 8, 2018

Buddy Cops

that moustache is just Sharpie

Comments (48)

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Chris Heg · March 12, 2018

A Southie AI - now that is scary.

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Timothy Mann · March 9, 2018

Ok, so it's Sharpie, but how does it keep moving?

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Luis Padilla López · March 9, 2018

it's sharpie used over a non newtonian fluid, it keeps reshaping itself. If that answer doesn't work then it's just good old magic

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David Howe · March 9, 2018

Got to wonder now - what are they drinking, and do robots have their own bars where they drink 3-in-1 or something?

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Matt · March 8, 2018

sorry, but "get a cat" is the WORST advice to give someone that's lonely; cats don't give two shits about you, all they care is "is there food in the bowl?"... now, "get a dog", that, THAT would be worthy advice (and honestly, I'd expect that from you, Jeph, considering Shelby and all)

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Waffliesinyoface · March 8, 2018

hey man, don't fuckin' diss cats

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Unanimous D · March 8, 2018

Why am I reminded of those "hacked" anti-smoking PSAs? <a href="https://youtu.be/qbCyPBZYdWk" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/qbCyPBZYdWk</a>

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SARA J DAVIS · March 8, 2018

I'm torn between the loving and fearing the idea that Bubbles ends up dating cop bot. My heart is mostly committed to the direction of the Bubbles and Faye plot. But - the idea of Bubbles and cop bot....

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Peter Jensen · March 8, 2018

For those wondering if we've seen this cop before: <a href="https://twitter.com/jephjacques/status/806290985282076672" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://twitter.com/jephjacques/status/806290985282076672</a>

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Elf Sternberg · March 8, 2018

Wait, if he's #1 Robot Dad and he's got an "open relationship with his job," ... the horror, the horror.

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Will Weaver · March 8, 2018

I would totally watch a buddy cop series starting O’Malley and Punchbot.

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · March 8, 2018

I don't Do Twitter, but I might just haveta start if stuff like that is there.

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TwoRavens · March 8, 2018

ROKO'S A SOUTHIE! This makes me happy on so many levels.

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Vince Averello · March 8, 2018

Robot Cop bar? Love it and love Roko's Irish accent when she gets angry. So perfect.

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Tim Williams · March 8, 2018

Roko Basilisk of the Boston Basilisks?..ooooh

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David Paul · March 8, 2018

If O'Malley was one day away from retiring, I suspect Roko would have killed him in panel 4.

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Dean Reilly · March 8, 2018

Jeph, please give us Punchbot and O'Malley, terrible golf partners.

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Ben Russell-Gough · March 8, 2018

With this strip, Jeph is reminding us that 'buddy' doesn't mean 'friend', it's 'the asshole who is always on your case but you're not allowed to hit because they're always jolly and jokey about it'.

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Brett Smith · March 8, 2018

Are they "drinking" from USB power banks? I have so many follow on questions about intoxicating 5V power...

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M_T · March 8, 2018

He says that she has a Boston accent but I couldn't help reading that as having an Irish accent.

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Zen · March 8, 2018

Broad Scots works too.

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Bob Hannent · March 8, 2018

Oh that reminds me, what happened to the robot tattoos?

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Ben Russell-Gough · March 8, 2018

Yeah, here's the thing: We've seen this in Momo too; that some Synthetics actually do have developed something analogous to a sex drive. Maybe it's because they're surrounded by humans, whose culture seems sex-mad but some of them do seem to want to have that close and total intimacy with someone.

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Brad Knowles · March 8, 2018

Wait, does that robocop look like Punchbot? Does he have a side gig?

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Ben Russell-Gough · March 8, 2018

Nah, just a common chassis type.

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Jeremy & Jennifer Albrecht · March 8, 2018

I don’t know why, but for some reason my read O’Malley’s dialogue in the voice of Cliff from “Cheers”.

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Brian Van Meter · March 8, 2018

That final panel accent tho ^_^

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LazyLich · March 8, 2018

It may be a sharpie mustache, but he's got the mustache spirit.

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Brent Catherman · March 8, 2018

Wow this really is starting to resemble that scene from Brain Candy. I half expect O'Malley to enter the restroom only for a hundred dudes barreling out. And is it just me or did Roko slip into a New England accent? Maybe it's what's in that drink of hers.

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Random Jones · March 8, 2018

So... are the "drinking" from USB thumb drive thingies?

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Andrew Tate · March 8, 2018

Sooo.. . Pint-lisk or Rok-size?

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Lucanid Landman · March 8, 2018

Pintlisk. It makes it sound like some sort of Basilisk variant.

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Drakoo Dreamer · March 8, 2018

punch bots brother?

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Fart Captor · March 8, 2018

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to get crumbs in there

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Waffliesinyoface · March 8, 2018

Roko's list of weird freaky shit she's into - holding hands

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NinjaZaku · March 8, 2018

Does she become Bostonian when she's upset??

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Ben Russell-Gough · March 8, 2018

No, when she's upset, she forgets to hide her accent.

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Cleo Schmitz · March 8, 2018

For a moment I thought that was Pintsize in a uniform with a fake moustache drawn on . At least I wasn't wrong about the moustache.

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gatherer818 · March 8, 2018

Maybe she didn't read his profile and just swiped right because Pint-size looked like a smaller, cuddly O'Malley

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Kyle Major · March 8, 2018

Is o'malley punch bots cousin?

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Captain Button · March 8, 2018

Art (and mustache) by Robo-Dali?

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Ben Russell-Gough · March 8, 2018

I think that O'Malley's moustache may be a back-projection of a randomised sine wave on his face plate. That's why it's continually changing.

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Nicholas Lopez · March 8, 2018

Roko is adorable when she blushes

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Stevie C-K · March 8, 2018

Minor typo - should be "an oiled-up fuck weirdo". But good job! Love this one :) Is Basilisk going to be a regular character now? I sure hope so!

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Greg Matyola · March 8, 2018

Sprays!

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Bagge · March 8, 2018

I want the groundkeepers story

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Richard · March 8, 2018

O'Malley doesn't "golf" - he "plays golf" which is impersonating all the worst antics he sees on TV. Putting divots all over the driving range, throwing clubs, screaming at his (robo) caddie, driving a golf cart while (robo)drunk. The groundskeepers hate the drama, but O'Malley always comes back at the end of a "session" to help clean up the mess and he tips them, which the humans golfers never do.

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Andrew · March 8, 2018

She’s the opposite of hulk. I like her more when she’s angry!