Listening And Learning
Hannelore can speak in instagram sans
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I think Hannelore's new font was brought to us by the makers of The Ritual: https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3152
Bubbles is delivering amazing punchlines! Love it!
Where is Anh going to get the money?
per #5931 the Notional Inquirer paid her "5 grand" for the interview. Here she's assuming she could get another 5 for another interview, which is probably naïve but she's the one with the media presence...
there's nobody who'd be better at this job, and nobody who wants it less. don't let May hear about this
Umm, is it just me, or does Hanners’s suggested statement just sound like the ChatGPT condensation of every “Fuck this shit, I’m quitting the Internet” statement from a main character of the day, ever? It even has the anodyne “apology to everyone I’ve offended” line. Though it would have got bonus points if it had been “I apologise if anyone found what was reported offensive”. No need to pay anyone to generate that standard text.
Bubbles use of "competitive" implies cooperative puppy kicking which I find disturbing. QC is turning into a dark universe!
To be fair, we know that Anh would record a video like this, immediately discard it as being too rehearsed, and then record a chaotic and off-the-cuff replacement with Faye's yikes face in the corner.
Perhaps May could manage Anh's PR pretty well.
But that would make too much sense!
Where is Anh getting the money to pay Hanners if this whole mess started in the first place because she needed money to chip in for rent?
Anh doesn’t have much experience with budgeting
take the money and run.
Don't tell us Anh. We're on your side. And a long break seems like a perfect idea.
Luckily kittens are exceedingly nimble and generally tend to remove the feet of would-be kickers at the hip.
Depends on how old the kittens are.
C'mon, Hanners! It's counting Likes!
Hanners is like the bomb squad for wealthy heiress. She can safely disconnect them, and could DEFINITELY build one herself, but that's too much of a hassle.
Wait, she can build a wealthy heiress? Impressive.
She needs a mAnhager.
$5 and I'll do a ukulele song with a kazoo solo
And to think this all started because Ahn saw Hanners at a wedding and immediately got a crush on her.
Hanalore channeling her inner social media manager...
The poor puppies.
May's ears are burning.
For a second I was afraid Hannelore had been possessed
god Hannelore speaking in Instagram story text is such a fucking good bit
Hannelore, that's ridiculous. You didn't even include a ukelele.
MTE!! 😂
Is 'main character' a thing or is she bitching about how she's not been a main character for years?
Yeah, there was this old quote (as in, a real-life quote) saying something like how every day Twitter has a new main character, and the goal is for that main character not to be you.
The way the thumbnail came in for me, I thought this was Jeph actually apologizing (through Hanners) for some drama I hadn’t heard about.
not at any price
Illegal puppy kicking is right up there with the old Steve Martin bit about Cat Juggling.
Cat juggling, just like chainsaw juggling…only the flying sharp murderbits are purposefully trying to maim or kill you.
"One milliAnh dollars!"
So at the current exchanhge rate, that’s … … one millianhth of a dollar?
Of course Hanners can speak in Instagram Sans. She also knows Morse code. https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1912
All I know is morose code.
Jeph, shouldn't the title be: Listening Anh Learning"?
You really wanht QC to tanh into anh anhinterrupted stream of panhs !? (Besides, Anh learning something is … yet to be realised)
There is a saying that "There's no such thing as bad publicity", attributed to PT Barnum. Anh is proof that this saying is wrong and is badly wrong.
"Why you can bet I'll find some rube to buy my corn 'Cause there's a sure-as-shooting sucker born a minute And I'm referrin' to the minute you was born." (But not you personally JB. This is from a song in "Barnum".)
Bubbles goes on a mission to break up all puppy-kicking rings.
I gladly support Bubbles in this mission.
Call me when she speaks in instagram papyrus.
At least Hannelore is not using The Voice.
Are you sure?!?
I've seen enough ethical chicken yeeting content to believe the word gullible is written on my ceiling
"Ethical chicken yeeting content" has now, in my mind, replaced "Invisible green ideas sleep furiously" as the perfect example of a sentence that I understand but, at the same time, can't actually grasp.
I LIVE!
INDEED YOU DO! :D