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July 20, 2026

A Friend In Need's A Friend Indeed

it's a Muse joke

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ellafine · July 21, 2026

I thought that song was by Placebo…

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legobil · July 20, 2026

Did this joke really leave such a bad taste in your mouths? I thought we were all into anilingus here, as friends of Pintsize. What…

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Photograph me like one of your French cars! · July 20, 2026

That line always makes me think of the Placebo song Pure Morning

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legobil · July 20, 2026

While it is inside out, cleaning is so much easier. Just rinse and wring it out!

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Skepticaemia · July 20, 2026

>>>Gasp!>>> Just go now!

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Joe · July 20, 2026

sorry, not aMused. mostly because I don’t get the Muse connection here. unless it’s Supermassive Black Hole, but Jeph wouldn’t do that to us, would he??

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Alasdair Mackintosh · July 20, 2026

There are worse things than being an AI with a discount body...

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Bookbeard · July 20, 2026

"A friend you knead is a friend indeed." ~ Roko's favorite novelty apron

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Chris Warren · July 20, 2026

I think the only music jokes I've understood were ones involving J Mascis or Rush. :)

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Shannon Woodbury · July 20, 2026

A friend with weed is better... 🎶🎵

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Not that Patrick Foltz · July 20, 2026

My Japanese is better

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Not that Patrick Foltz · July 20, 2026

A friend who'll tease is better

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Not that Patrick Foltz · July 20, 2026

A friend with weed is better

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eddi_TBH · July 20, 2026

The hidden fact of the current cyclospora plague.

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Jose Alfredo Villalobos · July 20, 2026

What a great way to start the week! Thanks, Jeph.

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5099 5618 v2.0 · July 20, 2026

~and when she's pressed she will undress/ and then she's boxing clever...~

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Nightmare in Black and Silver · July 20, 2026

Oh god this is traumatising me... It's reminding me of the time a guy once told one of my girlfriends and I that a prolapsed vagina is actually a sign the girl is really turned on. And my text prediction got it more right than that guy because it said that vaginal prolapse is a sign that the woman is turned out. Good job, auto predict!

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OldGoat · July 20, 2026

Ewwww!! Actually, my first honeymoon was like that. I don't know what it was in the fancy dinner the first night, but both the ex and I had the screamin' pookinanny cruds for the next 12 hours.

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Brendan Luster · July 20, 2026

a friend with their intestines inside them is better

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Simon Green · July 20, 2026

... a friend made of seaweed is better / A friend with Zlata's new breasts and all the rest / A friend who's dressed in whatever

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Alex Price · July 20, 2026

This seems like a bad time to ask about the 18+ alternative patreon...

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Bookbeard · July 20, 2026

The first time the entire fanbase in unison begs Jeph to NOT draw a nsfw version.

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ValdVin · July 20, 2026

♫ I'm gonna love you Like no one's loved you Come poop or come barf ♫

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Ursus Ridens · July 20, 2026

If this has to do with butts disease....

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legobil · July 20, 2026

Rectal prolapse sure is a butts disease, what else?

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Populuxe · July 20, 2026

The salad bar was nothing but Taylor Farms produce.

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Timothy Roller · July 20, 2026

Yeah, you don't want anus surgery. It's BAAAAD. I hadn't passed out from pain before that. Go see you a doctor ASAP.

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Melissa Wilson · July 20, 2026

My dad said the same thing & he’s had innumerable surgeries including a cardiac bypass, the complications from which resulted in his lung herniating out through his rib cage. 😳 By his report, *nothing*, not even the effed up lung situation, came anywhere close to the pain of having a fissure repaired. Although, now that it’s a couple years in the past, he really loves to joke that he has a perfect @$$hole & the Medicare documentation to back it up. Definitely don’t try laughing about it until fully healed, though!

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Skye · July 20, 2026

dora no

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Sean Kinlin · July 20, 2026

I am amused how quickly Ayo's mood shifts between the panels. She is so doomed in panel 2... and then not.

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Calmweaver · July 20, 2026

VILE. This was VILE.

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Bookbeard · July 20, 2026

On the bright side, she got paid very well to be the centerfold in next week's issue. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2960

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William Cole · July 20, 2026

Nothing medical science can do about that one!

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Bill Silvia · July 20, 2026

If Ayo was more experienced, she could have turned her greeting into wordplay.

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Melissa Wilson · July 20, 2026

Tell us more, Bill!

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Veronica Jane · July 20, 2026

I don't get what part is a Muse joke :(

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Sean Kinlin · July 20, 2026

I'm not even sure to what "Muse" refers.

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Danny Beans · July 20, 2026

This is upsettingly timely.

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Matt Grayson · July 20, 2026

Are we sure that May didn’t ghost-write today’s comic?

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Joseph Houk · July 20, 2026

"That reference? I got it."

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Miyaa · July 20, 2026

Ayo is why I don’t text or call anyone.

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Leak · July 20, 2026

Is this the MAHA blast I keep hearing about? 😬

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Robert Zed Horse · July 20, 2026

Sorry, Mountain Dew trademarked that already.

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Devin Gates · July 20, 2026

Does your prolapse hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?

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Michael Steamweed · July 20, 2026

Not the mental image I expected when I read this. :P

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Melissa Wilson · July 20, 2026

😬

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Cody Renton · July 20, 2026

Hanners has come a long way in 5000 comics. Once upon a time, the mere mention of shifting oneself inside out would have sent her into a fit

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Miyaa · July 20, 2026

Don’t tell Hanners about the cursed Michigan lettuce.