Der Arschersetzer
MELON
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Faye just collected some money for his bail too, because she feels bad about making it and him going to jail.
Have you seen PintSize? lately??? nope, he is in Robot Jail that is why, indecent exposure in public and sexual harassment.
Wait, what about the robot dick she made for Pintsize? Surely that counts.
I don’t think they ever actually finished it though.
Or maybe that toy belong to Mr. Fusspot.
So who just abandons a still-running vibrator in the street, anyway?
It fell out...
By the way, what happened to the giant metal cock Pintsize ordered a while ago?
That was what I thought Faye was going to point to when she asked.
Melon may be as nutty as a bag of peanuts but her heart is in the right place. 'Oh! someone lost a part. It seems broken. Lets get it fixed THEN we'll look for the owner...'
I don't know what I expected
every face faye makes in this is a delight
Crudbump reference!
I'm sick, so I'm sitting here laughing and wheezing while I laugh so hard my lungs hurt. Thank you, Jeph. My god. This was just a brilliant sequence!
Ah, right. Amanda has not met Faye since this <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1379" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1379</a>
Google translates "Der Arschersetzer" as "The ass substitute", but take away the caps and it translates "der arschersetzer" as "the assassin". Funny either way...
It's German for a person, or a machine if you will, called "The Ass Replacer". Could be a title for a badass (pun intended) 80s action flick starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Hee hee! Panel 4 Faye is excellent.
Maybe it's the one King Missile did a song about.
OMG LMFAO!!!! I'm dying over here! XD
"LMFAIO" could mean "laughing my f***ing ass into orbit". Just saying.
Wow. Faye so looks like Velma in the last frame. (If it weren't for you meddling kids, it would have WORKED!)
What? You mean a robot penis ISN'T a sex toy?
Faye's cutoff sleeve hoodie is so iconic.
Did you notice Mandie is wearing the same type of hoodie as her sister, but with sleeves? And they have the exact same body shape? This Jacques guy is good.
Oh hi, Melon! Seeing as she eats cardboard this isn’t a shock to me.
Oh melon!
Ah, Melon ... always a treat!
It's not angry until it grows spikes
Maybe it already has?
Comic's over, it was all building up to this, let's pack it up and go home.
Panel 4. The *WTF* look made me lul.
Is it an AI toy?
I WANNA KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS THE PROBLEM'S YOUR ASS
I never thought I'd want to hear something by the Shame Orbs instead of this.
Wasn't Faye making a giant penis for Pintsize?
That girl ain't right.