Plotting
Does Sven have any say in the matter
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Annoyingly, "You can throw yourself at me, but that don't mean I have to catch" would be a really good song hook for Sven to work with :)
That's actually pretty good. So naturally Sven can never use it: https://web.archive.org/web/20260402032337/https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4100
No, Sven does not have any say in the matter. Poor Sven. We knew him well.
R.I.P. Sven Died of Anh
Ahhh, yes, when "Hooking up with Sven for a morning quickie" is the _more sane_ option. Poor Sven. He's an official Bad Choices metric now.
Throwing herself at Sven is equal to exactly one Sven on the Bad Choice scale. Shaving her head was only 0.53 Svens, whereas getting a face tattoo would be 36.7 Svens. Throwing herself at Hanners would be 9.8 Gigasvens.
Sitting in a heatwave, reading a comic with winter coats. *Le sigh*
It was pretty jarring, agreed 😆
And here I though she had developed enough social skills to know to make an excuse to leave and let Faye and Bubbles have a personal conversation
Maybe she has, but hasn't developed enough social skills to make a non-suspicious excuse.
Very perceptive of Faye. You see, the secret to recognizing Anh's "I just had a really stupid idea" face is noticing that it's the only face she ever makes.
That's her secret, Captain.
Oh, please, Anh. Don't give Sven any more songwriting material! Just got called by a shaved-head girl, Said she's down for a morning whirl. ...
By the end of the week "The Dang Blues" is at the top of the country music charts and Sven is considering buying a yacht.
The energy that used to go into the Anhoge is now ending up... someplace else.
I hope that someplace else won’t be as emotionally expressive as Anhoge. I really hope.
Based on Anh's eyes, I keep thinking Sven is right across the street. But she's probably just looking shifty.
She saw Sven's morning wood from across the street. He should really buy some curtains.
At this point, Sven wishes he was also at Dora & Tai 15 year world cruise honeymoon. Yes, there’s actually a cruise wild and long enough to send your retired boomer on without even thinking about putting them in a nursing home or even thinking you’ll get anything from their inheritance. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to pay my 80 year old mom YouTube premium subscription so she won’t get any more ads about meds that I’m taking.
I follow someone who's moved onto one of those ships. They sold their house and most of their stuff. They are happy for now. residentialcruising dot com
Sven is Sven. When Sven is involved, Sven things happen.
How very Zven.
She should get a spray.
Sven has a say in whether he catches her or lets her fall on her ass.
And hopefully a subsequent say in whether he catches or pitches.
I wonder how his intern terned out.
Not sure about Lydia's major in music, but I'm sure she got her major in being a decent human being. https://web.archive.org/web/20160321110411/https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1339
Faye has learned so much about Anh. When Anh moves out there will be an anholy amount for her to forget...
I hope tattoos are 100% reversible in this universe.
Are there AnhthroPC bodies with reconfigurable skin displays?
The truth is she's going to throw herself at Hanners.
That would be *worse* than whatever she was actually planning.
Neck tattoo? Freshly shaved head is prime time for a skull tattoo.
How about a tattoo OF a skull ON her skull?
cute hat
Of course he does! You gotta have enthusiastic con-Sven-t!
That pun. Are you Ahn-tagonizing us?
Butt tattoo
Butt tattoo of a buttfor.
solid distraction technique
Sven has NO say in the matter.
Specially when she gives him a neck tattoo?