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December 31, 2017

Calabi-Yau Employment Matrix

Numbering's off on this one, will fix later

Comments (18)

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Wild Card · January 1, 2018

I think Tilly's dream job is about to get a whole lot better.

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Will Weaver · December 31, 2017

Seeing as I was shipping Tilly and Winslow a few strips ago, I’ll be sad if Tilly goes off to space. Hannelore’s dad could definitely use their help though.

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Captain Button · December 31, 2017

Long distance relationships are less of a problem when one of you can teleoperate a robot body...

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Fart Captor · December 31, 2017

Nooooooo! If Tilly goes to space they can't end up smooching Hanners OR Winslow! I don't think my ships are spaceworthy!

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BobC · December 31, 2017

Tilly & Station. Space-shipping. Tilly and Station, Sitting in L.O.E., K-i-s-s-i-n-g. (Yes, LOE = Low Orbit of Earth. Poetic license. Deal with it.)

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BobC · December 31, 2017

"How do I feel about space? Well, I'm not so great when it comes to other people's space, and I don't think I've ever defined any for myself, other than in the form of other people's assignments. So, when it comes to space, I'm sort of in a vacuum."

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Jeph Jacques · December 31, 2017

Holy shit

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Captain Button · December 31, 2017

Space Ham!

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Brent Catherman · December 31, 2017

Like the motto. It's similar to Globo-Chem's "We own everything so you don't have to." I'd be careful about accepting that job Tilly. It sounds good, but next thing you know you're a part of an experiment where you're forced to watch terrible movies all day.

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Alex Mullenix · December 31, 2017

I feel like I wasn't supposed to read the title like Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

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Fearnow doesn't polish the Shinymelon · December 31, 2017

I have no idea what you're talking about (he said, raising his skinny fists like antenna....)

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Michael · December 31, 2017

I love the corporate motto: “If we don’t own you yet...we will.” Classic stuff!

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James Redekop · December 31, 2017

Sort of a more aspirational version of the slogan for Conglom-O from Rocko's Modern Life: "Conglom-O: We Own You."

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Eric Rucker · December 31, 2017

You know, that's not a bad idea actually. Her dad really could use a personal assistant from what we saw in the space arc...

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Populuxe · December 31, 2017

I like space. Space is good.

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Bagge · December 31, 2017

SPAAAAAACE

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Ting · December 31, 2017

Spaaaaaaaaaaaace

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Marc Pengryffyn · December 31, 2017

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