Do Not Honk
no unauthorized honking
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Zlata has really mastered the art of negging.
Sadly (or thankfully), Zlata is only running drunk.exe at BAC level .02%.
I have concerns about Ziata's future employment.
You can't just squeeze a woman's arithmetic unit without consent!
Ziata is gonna have many, MANY apology letters to send tomorrow...
Ho Not Donk
When I saw the title, Moray's head (wifi?) bauble was NOT what I thought it was talking about.
Zlata is being a really unpleasant drunk, but ye gods I feel for her for all the insecurities that are coming to light as a result.
Tbh that isn't the part of Moray I expected would get honked. Fortunately for Zlata's chances of survival.
In the morning, Moray reports: "She was eaten by an orca and it was entirely her own fault. Here are witness statements from me and the orca."
The jacket instantly makes her look frat-y, and also seems to affect her sense of tact.
In fact, no clown noises of any kind.
/me slowly puts away the slide whistle
They should really put some kind of emergency override into the Drunk Software... Like a password your friends can yell if you try to go driving or do something mortifying.
I honestly wish my drunk software worked that way 😅
Honkn’t
I almost feel sorry for Zlata. She's gonna feel very silly in a few hours.
If that intoxication app really provides an 'authentic drinking experience' then a fair proportion of its users might develop problem drinking and going to AAIA or in the worst case scenario, going to the AI version of Betty Ford (...which im assuming might be nicknamed Henry Ford?) Certainly Zlata's drinking alone is creating all sorts of problems... and she's only done it once.
I do recall we have encountered at least one AI back in the day with a drinking problem. Admittedly, at the time, it seemed like it was mostly jut self-medicating.
Can the Real Estate Chameleon get me a Honking Authorization?
Ahwooga!
Besides being invested in the main action, I'm also intensely curious what on the phone has so intrigued the person in panel 1.
My headcanon is that it's a post by Anh of her new hairstyle.
Next week: Steve finds himself in the world’s largest hot pot in China supporting Cleo as she determines if a similar facility could work, but with soup instead.
When you help your friend but she keeps squeezing your head — that’s a Moray!
A tractor should know to not drive drunk.
Not a combine though.
I will probably find myself reusing Moray's last comment somewhere.
When your friend honks your head While you help them to bed That's A Moray!
I wonder if Jephjacques has thoughts about drinking
I still think about cigarettes.
Of course she can't count that high, Zlata. Not while you're honking her math deely-bopper! https://web.archive.org/web/20260326044655/https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5308
Deely-bobber! I couldn't remember what she called it
AND THEN THEY ALL HONKED!
Aww, no Moray suit?
Moray is reluctant to use it. Unless Zlata passes out.
Right under the my comments section, the first "More posts like this" was a post from Jeph saying "Butts lol". All is right in the world.
It remains, to this day, the only ever good use of Patreon's "quips".
Isn't that part of Moray detachable? Or something? Bookbeard, help please! Did I imagine this?
Bookbeard linked that a little while after this comment - look around!
That's right Moray you stand up for yourself
Oh, so she's a mean drunk
Does drunk.exe give the AI a summary the next day of what happened, with a list of people you need to apologise to?
It puts all that in a log file, which the AI has to choose whether to read.
I'm sure there's a Zlata good qualities!
I guess if there's one good thing about the kind of night Zlata is having, it's that she has successfully reached the point of the "Sudden Drunk Jerk" scale where everyone stops being mad about the drunk jerk being a drunk jerk to them, and they start just feeling preemptively sorry for how embarrassed and bad the drunk jerk is going to feel the next day when they're sober again
goose incoming
Panel 4 Zlata Face is Gremlin Face! Oh noes Liz's Gremlin Face is contagious!
I love Zlata's expression in panel 5.
We've got a pile of expressive Zlatafaces tonight.
I can't believe she honked her
The Rolling Stones said it: She's a Honky Tonk woman!
She’s drunkish - and needs help. Moray is stuck baby sitting. I think Liz will bond with Emily. Lots of happy thoughts for Zlata
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That’s mixed messages if I ever saw them.
Dang, I was really expecting that Moray would be encasing Zlata like a suit of power armour.
Same
Zlata is on a rampage. Just racking up the ego deaths.
Oh no, Moray is gonna be a sad puddle after this
Or a violent one!
This is the first time I have seen Morey's face with a 'I am getting annoyed by you' look.
Yeah, I'm wondering if we've finally found the limits of Moray's affability. She's such a good sport!
i would die for moray
I would KILL for Moray! Either way, what bliss!
good god zlata please stop making me remember being 16 so much
That would be me from 16 through 41. That's when I got sober.
When I saw the title, I was a little worried about what in particular would be getting honked, so I guess this isn't *as* bad as it could have been...
*honk
Look; if she didn't want it honked, then it shouldn't make a honking noise when you squeeze it.
Hey HR lady if she didn't want me to stare she should have worn a less revealing top
I ship it.
For a sec there I was shipping them, but Zeta did her dirty at the end
What a coincidence, "do her dirty at the end" is also the working title of Liz's latest Zlata/Moray slashfic.