Melon Has A Good Job

Still waiting for Melon to practice her silly-walk.

I love the taped-on tie.

Hmm, perhaps this is in the process of tunneling into Steve's basement?

How much for a print of this? Is that even possible?

The rats look happy. The snake’s a mite ambivalent.

Some of your best work, Jeph!

Melon should get a dog. Perhaps a collie.

I am imagining she has a Lara Croft sort of job, and this is one of the bad endings.

I never want answers to the many questions raised by Melon's activities

I feel like I've seen this before?

I think i’ve had that job before.

This does not compute. I refuse to let it.

I'm not sure what I expected in my email this morning, but it probably wasn't this.

Melon is exothermic, obviously. Her job, in a rather peculiar research facility, is to keep some rare pest species warm and entertained. The screaming part is just how she entertains herself, when she isn’t preventing the rat from eating Mr. Bitey.

I'm becoming concerned about Melon...

Dang, I wish I knew where to get a good job like that.

Another "Butt Job" for Melon.

The rats seemed pretty confused about the whole deal

Tape on Tie, Assimilate the cook, is that modern art "Portrait" And "Work"?

sounds about right for work. that is some nice fire for dinner

#whonever