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December 24, 2017

QC En Francais (again)

Happy holidays! I'm posting these bonus comics I did for y'all on the main site, so consider this week a recap of some of my favorite things I've done on Patreon this year I guess?????


TRANSLATION:


Panel 2

Guy: Uh, do you speak english?

Francelore: Ah- yes? Yes! Yes! How can I help you?


Panel 3

Guy: Can I get a, uh, venti latte?

Francelore: Ah, yes! One moment, please!


Panel 4

Francelore: What is "venti?"

Doralsace-Lorrraine: "Twenty" in Italian. *vapes*


Panel 5

Francelore: Ummm...that's twenty espressos...your total is 25 euros.

Guy: Twenty five bucks?! Forget that, I'm goin' to McDonalds or something!


Panel 6

Francelore: I don't understand Americans.

Doralsace-Lorraine: Americans don't understand coffee. *continues to vape*

Comments (15)

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Chris Driggers · December 26, 2017

Of course she’s reading Camus.

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DixonLu · December 25, 2017

Other French speakers correct me, but I think in the the last panel Frenchnalore should be saying Je NE comprends pas les Americains.

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onitake · December 24, 2017

ZOMG! When did Dora start vaping?!?

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Eric and Wednesday Burns-White · December 25, 2017

Vous respirez la vapeur douce, vous apprenez qui vous êtes en ce moment, non? Vos poumons sont-ils juste là pour gonfler, ou choisissez-vous ce qui entre, quoi qu'il arrive? En courtisant la mort, vivez-vous? Ce n'est pas important. C'est ce que c'est.

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Maurice Kessler · December 24, 2017

Eh, bien. C'est la guerre.

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Kaarchin · December 24, 2017

C'est parfait 👌

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BobC · December 24, 2017

Jeph, One life's simple joys, one I view as a true gift to us all, is that you still like doing QC after all these years. Thanks for another great year, with hopes for many more to come!

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BobC · December 24, 2017

"QC En Français (encore)" SVP!

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Will Weaver · December 24, 2017

“Doralsace-Lorraine”...I’m dying.

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Airyu · December 24, 2017

I'll never get over "Francelore" lmao

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Chris Crowther · December 24, 2017

Starbuck's abuse of other languages is terrible; as a tea drinker my peeve is "chai tea" - that literally just means "tea tea". What they're actually selling is masala chai.

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Airyu · December 24, 2017

So many people say "naan bread" which would be "bread bread" and that bugs me tooooo >_< Also idk if it's just me but masala chai at Indian restaurants always tastes not just better but like... more concentrated? less watered down? than at Starbucks. Am I imagining that?

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NinjaZaku · December 24, 2017

Its true. Americans are terrible.

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear) · December 26, 2017

According to my (French-born) French Professor, Parisians are worse.

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Ian · December 24, 2017

We get it Doralsace-Lorrraine. You vape.