December Bonus Comic
Melon no, cardboard is not for eating
Comments (50)
There is now.
«Is that a euphemism?»
Now I want a spin-off comic where Melon joins up with the US Department of Kicking Your Ass and it’s just the most off-the-wall spy thriller since Austin Powers.
Much as I love the preview strip for tomorrow, I correctly suspected I'd need this one after it!
Now in my head-canon Steve is a British ex-pat. who went to a public school and therefore unable to be ruffled by eccentric androids who enter his abode and consume the packaging of his breakfast.
This reminds me of Douglas Adam's story about the cookies. Full text here: <a href="https://theoldvillage.wordpress.com/2004/01/28/douglas-adams-shares-a-true-story/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://theoldvillage.wordpress.com/2004/01/28/douglas-adams-shares-a-true-story/</a>
Basically, it's the story of two Very british strangers sharing a package of cookies, in complete silence, on a train station.
There is now.
I love Melon
Steve is the best.
"Underpants! Underpants for Hideki!!" "that's right, Melon, say it just like that. You are such a good persocom..."
I love the idea that unlikely badass secret agent Steve has a tunnel under his house. I also love the idea that he knows nothing about it. xD ;)
Oh come on Jeph you cant just give us this backstory and drop us like that
Steve is chill, Melon noms are adorbs x3
Why am I thinking that the tunnel is a relic from the Robot Underground Monorail back in the bad old days?
act casual XD
Hee hee hee- as always, I love how chill Steve is. Just like - "This strange robot lady is in my kitchen eating my cereal....whatever."
C,mon, Steve. You’re an international man of mystery and you don’t even know about the tunnel in your basement?
Who says he dug it?
Nooooo, they are out of cereals!!!
There's plenty more in the basement.
And now, next month is already set... Steve and Melon explore the tunnel in the basement.
Followed by Melon and Steve foil the Mole Emperorbot
I can now die happy
Melon is like the friendly homeless person everyone invites over for dinner. Of course in this case she snuck in, but Steve is still a chill bro.
Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros!
I squeeeee so hard when I saw this was posted!!! 😁😁😁😁
A robot actually consuming something orally - this is a new thing in the QC Canon, I believe. Or perhaps these bonus comics are extracanonical.
Pintsize has eaten stuff before! ...it pretty much came out the other end exactly as it went in, but he did eat it.
I guess now we know what happened to the butt. I'd always known world's elites controlled everything from golf courses, but I hadn't realize the DEPTHS of their depravity! (Get it? Because of butts? And holes?)
"Oh boy"
Copyright 2018 aaaaaahh!!! Where has the time gone?
Tasty, tasty cardboard!
Shouldn't a former secret agent know about basement tunnels? Getting sloppy Steve (PS this was great)
yeah--like Steve doesn't have basement tunnels, sure
On the contrary! As a leveret, I was quite fond of snacking on paper[1]. (Life Pro Tip: except printer paper. That stuff's memorably bitter) [1] And t-shirt collars.
Melon is the best character.
I was wondering who "Melon" was. Mystery solved :)
If you're a new patron, definitely go back and look up the old bonus strips. Plenty of Melon among them. Won't solve any mysteries, though ...
“Also, I have a basement?”
Please let the shirt become reality, Jeph
I really want Melon and Steve to become a regular thing. Besides, he's one of the few characters without an AI friend around at this stage.
THAT WE KNOW OF. keep in mind, he is a super secret spy and junk.
Steve has all the chill
Best ship
Now I need an Ass Golf t-shirt.
That's exactly what I thought. Uh, Jeph. You plan on selling those Ass Golf shirts?
There is now.
It's as good as I hoped!!!
I don’t know, Melon is helping reduce waste, right?