Enter Zlata
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We've seen Aurelia, we've seen Clinton, was hoping to finish out the Augustus family trifecta.
Real transfemme moment 😂 "I have these now and will inflict them on all willing, LOOK HOW RAD THESE ARE."
Liz and Emily are sharing that face, Jeph. you may have created a two-headed monster.
I feel we were warned of Claire's penchant for nudity before, where's @BookBeard wen you need him
Were we? I felt mildly shocked like this was out of character for her
Gremlin in panel 2 is correct.
Emily I saw you perk up at that 👀
Indeed she did!
Windows open, curtains closed.
IYKYK: AWWOOOOOOOOO!
AWOOOOOOOOOooooooo
Jeph! Stop discouraging, Liz! What could happen? ... lets find out.
“Hench” works just fine on its own, Claire.
I tend to use 'Henchbeing' to avoid mis-speciesing.
I fully consent. Where do I sign?
You open up your eyes and see the Sign.
Alcohol, NDAs, Emily's powerful Spark nature, consent forms, tits, and Gremlin Liz. What could possibly go wrong?
Let's go with "what could go right?" instead, I suspect it will be a shorter list.
I can hear that Liz face and it’s like Nyeeessshh
If this party doesn't end with at least one person naked in a goo tank with both a hangover and weird rash I'm going to feel cheated here.
It ain't a party until *somebody's* in the goo tank!
I only just spotted that Jeph missed coloring in the back of Liz's shirt in panel three. Normally that would have been pointed out several dozen times by now but, much like Liz, everyone was distracted by the mention of hypothetical tits.
I saw Hypothetical Tits open for Deathmøle back in 2019!
Marten: “No Liz, you are not allowed to be excited to see my girlfriend’s breasts. Only I am allowed to be excited for that”
Liz: "Oh, you definitely shouldn't look at the fanfiction thread on the Cubetown internal message board then..."
This is the narrative tool we call Chekhov's knockers.
Not to be confused with Chekov's Knockers, which is a very underrated Star Trek TOS fanfic.
When your Boss isn't well 'Cause she's plastered as hell That's a Zlata!
Get 'em out!
Why do I get the feeling that Clair is going to call her future mother in law for bondage advice?
Her boyfriend is already pretty knowledgeable on the subject. https://web.archive.org/web/20260305082551/https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1302
Emily in panel 3: "This is all very new and interesting!"
It could also be, "Again? Yes, this is good news." Remember, they were interns together and presumably have partied more than once off-panel in the past. I find that "let me get my tits out," is generally an instinct that develops during the formative party years rather than later in life.
You gotta fight (BLANG BLANG) for your right ( BRACKUM) to paaaaaaarty
Bad decisions. Many bad decisions.
Have we had a topless Claire portrait in the Patreon files yet? Do we need to up our subscription to make this happen?
No, but we got topless Aurelia, which is essentially a preview of topless Claire in about *mumblemumble* years.
Enter Zlata? I'm not sure she would want that
When she takes off her glasses and let's down her hair the bad saxophone music starts
Then Marten kicks everyone else out post-haste :D
Ah, the old familiar urge to whip 'em out after a drink or twelve. Been there.
Go Claire! and go Zlata! Let's hear it for responsible irresponsibility!
Claire chose the correct way to guard the good stuff. Zlata will find her path.
Gremlizabeth is in full Goblin mode. Marten is obsessing about windows. Claire is drunk. Emily is drunk. DAMN IT! Is ZLATA the only adult present? Trouble is brewing. :)
And Moray is Moray xD
The Beastie Boys fought, and possibly died, for your right to party.
We haven't gotten Claire titties yet, Jeph. You know what you must do.
Topless, screaming "domo arigatou mister roboto" out the window, like that one sketch comic of Roko
Now, where was Zlata again on the list of Cubetown peeps who get to party with Claire? :D I'm pretty sure she wasn't at the top, but I guess being the Librarian's HenchAI means you get to leapfrog the list.
Zlata wrote and maintains the list, and I believe she got her job by leapfrogging (or at least ignoring) a previous appointment schedule. So she basically can do whatever she wants. Or maybe it's just three in the morning and and my brain is making things up. Goodnight.
Don't howl at the moon while you do so, Claire, or the rumours of your lycanthropy will be everywhere by morning.
Are NDA's legally binding if the parties signing them are non compos mentis?
They are if your lawyer is eccentric and terrifying enough. So I think they've got it covered.
The Beastie Boys fought for *your* right to party!
And Liz carries on the fight in Adam's stead.
Well, Claire! That went fast! Zero to Hero! Or something.
Right, then, so where are these consent forms we're supposed to sign?
Jeph wrote them into the terms and conditions when you subscribed to his Patreon.
Beastie Boys crash in and chant: "That Zlata threw away my best porno mag!"
Oh dear... where would one would file those under the Dewey decimal system? 🤣🤦♂️
You could hide the forms under ddc:368 and the tits under ddc:618. (but I had to use LC).
I do hope she does. Maybe Moray will respond by growing green nipples.
Excited gremlin is excited
Nothing brings joy to a gremlins heart like being a bad influence. Also tits.
Claire, you were the chosen one! It was said that you were the adult in the room, not that you would join the chaos gremlins. But she also 100% deserves this. I just hope it goes well and there's nothing crazy that happens.
That would make for a boring story. 🥱
Yessssss, tits out for Pride Month imo!
Ugh, but I just had them out for small woodland bird awareness month! Fiiiine...
Oh dear, I thought Claire was just drinking Scotch. I didn't realize it was Bad Scotch™. https://web.archive.org/web/20260326044134/https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5286
Another fine product from Bad Spirits, Inc. You know their slogan: "Make a Bad decision today!™"
Next Spicy pic hinted at?
We can only hope
Claire whipping out her tits is understandable. She paid good money for them
Not sure she did
Liz's face. 🤣 🤣
If I didn't know any better, I'd think you like drawing Liz like the gremlin she is
Alcohol was a key ingredient in Dr. Jekyll's formula to summon Mr. Hyde. A transformation is uncommon but gremlins take advantage of the situation.
Claire has obviously decided that the best way to keep Liz from drinking her scotch is to drink it herself.
As least as much as she can.
Hush little Marten, don't say a word And never mind that noise you heard It's just a Liz in Goblin Mode Couch-squatting like a toad! Exit light...
Didn't just sing that out loud.
Claire sounds like she speaks from experience.
Liz: Ah yes, it's all coming together.
"Coming together"? Not so fast! The choreographed orgy is later in the evening's itinerary.
Oh dear. Marten is in for another night of adulting.
Marten lived with Faye. He's been the designated adult since 2003!
LMAO Liz
Tiddies!
"Flash! AH-ah!"