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3D Printed Jumpsuit
May 24, 2026

3D Printed Jumpsuit

the poutine of beers

Comments (81)

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Clifton Royston · May 28, 2026

Bolson, lol. The only time I've visited Canada was in my late teens, when it was a thing to drive to Detroit and cross the bridge into Windsor and come back with cases of Canadian beer. It wasn't great beer, but it was great beer compared to American beer in the '70s.

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The Dragon's Horde · May 27, 2026

"at lease wait for the pizza"......... if Claire is there didn't her and Zlanta bring the pizzas?

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Stephen Wells · May 27, 2026

I think this scene is just before Claire heads out to collect the pizzas.

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Yelling Bird · May 26, 2026

In college my roommates zip-tied one of their drunk friends to a bed. He was not happy when he woke up.

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Dev · May 25, 2026

At least it's beer and not hard liquor. More opportunity for Marten to put a stop to the ascent

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Cesar Anton · May 25, 2026

up she goes...

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Graydon Armstrong · May 25, 2026

Wait, doesn't she need to get the immigration stuff done *before* becoming an employee? Like, yeah, job *offer* required for immigration, but that doesn't make you an employee yet.

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Stephen Wells · May 26, 2026

Cubetown gets a little enthusiastic sometimes.

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enchantedsleeper · May 25, 2026

When Liz says "I looked it up" does she mean she searched for "is there a term for when you start drinking as early as possible"

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Asky · May 25, 2026

Maybe the What Americans Think Poutine Is of beers

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J.R. Murdock · May 25, 2026

Ah, I remember Molson Golden.

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Brent Catherman · May 25, 2026

Good thing Emily is working for Cubetown and not the Gizmonic Institute.

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Mitsuki Ayane · May 25, 2026

sudden image of Liz as a weather balloon. ~<3

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legobil · May 25, 2026

I love Liz ability to see the positive outcome. Too bad she only uses it to her own self detriment. And never in a constructive way.

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Miyaa · May 25, 2026

Unlike Liz, the machines sense the weather conditions on the way up have a biodegradable parachute to reduce the fall speed because those machines have to be reused a lot.

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Phil_M · May 25, 2026

Liz has Marten.

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Ami · May 25, 2026

What's the malort of beer?

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Todd Ellner · May 25, 2026

Old Crustacean

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Fart Captor · May 25, 2026

I hope Liz doesn't barf on Emily's lap

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Shannon Woodbury · May 25, 2026

Remember Martin, she has detachable arms. Probably best to tether her around the waist, or around the ankle with a ball and chain, convict style. 😂

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John · May 25, 2026

Bolson Canadian is only 5% ABV, if you got drunk off of that, you're a lightweight...

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Joe · May 25, 2026

no ™️ violation detected ...

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Yelling Bird · May 25, 2026

I miss college.

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eddi_TBH · May 25, 2026

Up! Up! And Hiccup!

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Bookbeard · May 25, 2026

When your boss is all wet And her lawyer's upset That's A Moray!

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · May 25, 2026

When you're drunker than most and you give up the ghost That's a par-tay!

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Joseph Bonnar · May 25, 2026

I might be wrong, but could Horologia be the epitome of the hair styles now favored by Jeph?

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enchantedsleeper · May 25, 2026

You mean None Hair? xD

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Timothy Roller · May 25, 2026

Mm, I could print you one, but it wouldn't be cheap

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Sean Kinlin · May 25, 2026

The Poutine of Beers is probably better than the Pouting of Beers.

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Miyaa · May 25, 2026

Once my cat befriends bears in my pool, it’ll become purring with bears.

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Chris Warren · May 25, 2026

Liz had better enjoy the drinking while she's young. :)

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Ursus Ridens · May 25, 2026

3-D printed? You mean it didn't self-assemble?

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Dean Reilly · May 25, 2026

The components were 3D printed, then they self-assembled like Voltron.

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Randall Norman Pick · May 24, 2026

They really are getting too old to party like this, given how Marten crashed last time.

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Veronica Jane · May 24, 2026

"It's a 'speedsuit', Dean. I don't ever want to hear you say 'jumpsuit' again."

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ValdVin · May 25, 2026

Emily and Liz: "Go Team Venture!" Marten: "Don't encourage them."

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Nutjob · May 24, 2026

Also have we met Upsettia yet?

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Joseph Bonnar · May 25, 2026

I don't -think- so. Mind, the definitive answer will come from BookBeard.

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Nutjob · May 24, 2026

Wait innat the guy who ran the construction company in Hateno and was gonna knock your house down because you were in the hospital for a century, then he charged you a shedload of money to fix it up again, and then he ran off to Lurelin?

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Reso · May 25, 2026

What are you talking about? Is this a reference?

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ellafine · May 24, 2026

Big dad vibes from Marten

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Joseph Bonnar · May 25, 2026

Marten has the standard dad fear of his offspring. It's justified.

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William Cole · May 24, 2026

Live fast. Die high. Leave scientifically valuable data. —Dr. Elizabeth Appleboom

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Miyaa · May 25, 2026

I’m suggesting this to my college’s weather balloon team for their motto.

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Sparky · May 24, 2026

Stuff seems in order here.

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Miyaa · May 24, 2026

Also Emily looks like she was recently employed by Gizmonic Institute helping her employer send cheesy movies out to other workers who were trapped on the moon. (Edit: switched out the bad Banjo-Tooie level for the proper MST3K double evil corporation.)

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Jon · May 24, 2026

🎵 La la la 🎶

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Miyaa · May 24, 2026

I have to ask: just how bad are Canadian beers?

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William Cole · May 24, 2026

Back in the Dark Ages of my youth, the Canadian beers ranked as "imports" and had a certain cachet compared to Bud/Miller/Coors, but that's setting the bar pretty low. For myself, I subscribed to the theory that you should only drink the cheapest swill in the store, or splurge for something really good like Guinness.

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awgiedawgie · May 24, 2026

Hey, I like poutine. Molson, on the other hand, tastes like rancid urine smells.

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Ursus Ridens · May 25, 2026

Have you tried the poutine-flavored Molson?

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Sleepy John · May 24, 2026

it ain’t the altitude you reach, Liz, it's the crater you make coming down.

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Ursus Ridens · May 25, 2026

Hmm. To crater. To be cratered. (I think that those are two separate tings, but I'm not sure.) Common experiences?

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Michael Steamweed · May 24, 2026

"Upsettia" is an excellent name for someone in the Legal Department. (she's very aggressive in sports; the cubetown jai alai intramurals are all in fear of her)

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Bookbeard · May 25, 2026

Her name is actually Tia, but she gets upset a *lot*. Mostly about the nickname, these days.

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Steve DeGroof · May 24, 2026

I used to drink Bolson Canadian, but I tended to prefer Mabatt's Blue.

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William Cole · May 24, 2026

Do they still make Boosehead?

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Jack Foy · May 24, 2026

This is poutine slander

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Ben R · May 24, 2026

I've been both of those types of drinkers in my past. Now I largely teetotal.

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Bob the Fish Productions · May 24, 2026

Upsettia in legal

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Sydney J Freedberg · May 24, 2026

Marten has...outgrown drunkeness? Truly adulthood is upon him

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rhekke · May 24, 2026

Marten has had enough hangovers to realize that there should be be a reason to drink beyond getting drunk.

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BobC · May 24, 2026

Tethers can be quite long. How about nearly 20 miles? https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/longest-space-tether

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Philip · May 24, 2026

Marten need to hack Liz's arms so she is unable to touch anything alcoholic, or add a blood alcohol limiter to them.

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Bookbeard · May 25, 2026

I realize this is just a joke, but modifying a disabled person's prosthesis in order to disregard their agency would be super uncool, and I don't think Marten would be on board with it.

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Captain Button · May 24, 2026

Emily wearing something with *only* three dimensions? She'll soon fix that...

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Miyaa · May 25, 2026

If Emily wants the most room, it’ll be in five dimensions.

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Captain Button · May 24, 2026

A wild game of tether-gremlin!

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Shey · May 24, 2026

Bolson lololol

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Captain Button · May 24, 2026

But the real thing, not the inferior imitation you get south of the border.

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Omnithea · May 24, 2026

Has she ever drank a reasonable amount of booze?

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Daryl Sawyer · May 24, 2026

I don't think she believes there is such a thing.

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Richard Damoncord · May 24, 2026

Funny my email showed the comic, but the app doesn't.

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Carl Cravens · May 24, 2026

Real "dad" energy here.

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Bozo The Hunk · May 24, 2026

Load picture damn it Patreon

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Andrea Andrew · May 24, 2026

Another party storyline. Now that Emily’s here, we can get back to the dynamic she, Claire, and Martin had before she disappeared for a long time.

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Andrew Denton · May 24, 2026

Their banter is remarkably true-to-life. And I would describe it as the poutine-flavoured potato chip of beers.

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enchantedsleeper · May 24, 2026

I love the extended metaphor xD

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Cody Renton · May 24, 2026

upsettia spaghettia

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Michael · May 24, 2026

Invest in a strong harness