3D Printed Jumpsuit
the poutine of beers
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Bolson, lol. The only time I've visited Canada was in my late teens, when it was a thing to drive to Detroit and cross the bridge into Windsor and come back with cases of Canadian beer. It wasn't great beer, but it was great beer compared to American beer in the '70s.
"at lease wait for the pizza"......... if Claire is there didn't her and Zlanta bring the pizzas?
I think this scene is just before Claire heads out to collect the pizzas.
In college my roommates zip-tied one of their drunk friends to a bed. He was not happy when he woke up.
At least it's beer and not hard liquor. More opportunity for Marten to put a stop to the ascent
up she goes...
Wait, doesn't she need to get the immigration stuff done *before* becoming an employee? Like, yeah, job *offer* required for immigration, but that doesn't make you an employee yet.
Cubetown gets a little enthusiastic sometimes.
When Liz says "I looked it up" does she mean she searched for "is there a term for when you start drinking as early as possible"
Maybe the What Americans Think Poutine Is of beers
Ah, I remember Molson Golden.
Good thing Emily is working for Cubetown and not the Gizmonic Institute.
sudden image of Liz as a weather balloon. ~<3
I love Liz ability to see the positive outcome. Too bad she only uses it to her own self detriment. And never in a constructive way.
Unlike Liz, the machines sense the weather conditions on the way up have a biodegradable parachute to reduce the fall speed because those machines have to be reused a lot.
Liz has Marten.
What's the malort of beer?
Old Crustacean
I hope Liz doesn't barf on Emily's lap
Remember Martin, she has detachable arms. Probably best to tether her around the waist, or around the ankle with a ball and chain, convict style. 😂
Bolson Canadian is only 5% ABV, if you got drunk off of that, you're a lightweight...
no ™️ violation detected ...
I miss college.
Up! Up! And Hiccup!
When your boss is all wet And her lawyer's upset That's A Moray!
When you're drunker than most and you give up the ghost That's a par-tay!
I might be wrong, but could Horologia be the epitome of the hair styles now favored by Jeph?
You mean None Hair? xD
Mm, I could print you one, but it wouldn't be cheap
The Poutine of Beers is probably better than the Pouting of Beers.
Once my cat befriends bears in my pool, it’ll become purring with bears.
Liz had better enjoy the drinking while she's young. :)
3-D printed? You mean it didn't self-assemble?
The components were 3D printed, then they self-assembled like Voltron.
They really are getting too old to party like this, given how Marten crashed last time.
"It's a 'speedsuit', Dean. I don't ever want to hear you say 'jumpsuit' again."
Emily and Liz: "Go Team Venture!" Marten: "Don't encourage them."
Also have we met Upsettia yet?
I don't -think- so. Mind, the definitive answer will come from BookBeard.
Wait innat the guy who ran the construction company in Hateno and was gonna knock your house down because you were in the hospital for a century, then he charged you a shedload of money to fix it up again, and then he ran off to Lurelin?
What are you talking about? Is this a reference?
Big dad vibes from Marten
Marten has the standard dad fear of his offspring. It's justified.
Live fast. Die high. Leave scientifically valuable data. —Dr. Elizabeth Appleboom
I’m suggesting this to my college’s weather balloon team for their motto.
Stuff seems in order here.
Also Emily looks like she was recently employed by Gizmonic Institute helping her employer send cheesy movies out to other workers who were trapped on the moon. (Edit: switched out the bad Banjo-Tooie level for the proper MST3K double evil corporation.)
🎵 La la la 🎶
I have to ask: just how bad are Canadian beers?
Back in the Dark Ages of my youth, the Canadian beers ranked as "imports" and had a certain cachet compared to Bud/Miller/Coors, but that's setting the bar pretty low. For myself, I subscribed to the theory that you should only drink the cheapest swill in the store, or splurge for something really good like Guinness.
Hey, I like poutine. Molson, on the other hand, tastes like rancid urine smells.
Have you tried the poutine-flavored Molson?
it ain’t the altitude you reach, Liz, it's the crater you make coming down.
Hmm. To crater. To be cratered. (I think that those are two separate tings, but I'm not sure.) Common experiences?
"Upsettia" is an excellent name for someone in the Legal Department. (she's very aggressive in sports; the cubetown jai alai intramurals are all in fear of her)
Her name is actually Tia, but she gets upset a *lot*. Mostly about the nickname, these days.
I used to drink Bolson Canadian, but I tended to prefer Mabatt's Blue.
Do they still make Boosehead?
This is poutine slander
I've been both of those types of drinkers in my past. Now I largely teetotal.
Upsettia in legal
Marten has...outgrown drunkeness? Truly adulthood is upon him
Marten has had enough hangovers to realize that there should be be a reason to drink beyond getting drunk.
Tethers can be quite long. How about nearly 20 miles? https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/longest-space-tether
Marten need to hack Liz's arms so she is unable to touch anything alcoholic, or add a blood alcohol limiter to them.
I realize this is just a joke, but modifying a disabled person's prosthesis in order to disregard their agency would be super uncool, and I don't think Marten would be on board with it.
Emily wearing something with *only* three dimensions? She'll soon fix that...
If Emily wants the most room, it’ll be in five dimensions.
A wild game of tether-gremlin!
Bolson lololol
But the real thing, not the inferior imitation you get south of the border.
Has she ever drank a reasonable amount of booze?
I don't think she believes there is such a thing.
Funny my email showed the comic, but the app doesn't.
Real "dad" energy here.
Load picture damn it Patreon
Another party storyline. Now that Emily’s here, we can get back to the dynamic she, Claire, and Martin had before she disappeared for a long time.
Their banter is remarkably true-to-life. And I would describe it as the poutine-flavoured potato chip of beers.
I love the extended metaphor xD
upsettia spaghettia
Invest in a strong harness
