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Or A Boson
April 2, 2026

Or A Boson

Or a boatswain

Comments (98)

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Todd Perkins · April 12, 2026

vector or scalar? That's the question.

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Shannon Woodbury · April 5, 2026

Oh this could be wonderful... Please keep this going for a while Jeph, the idea of somebody unable to unlock Liz's gremlin side is too enticing 😂😂😂

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alphanor · April 4, 2026

Emily's getting along, Liz not so much.

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Echogene · April 3, 2026

She's trying to say ‘sstrange squark’, which is a fundamental sfermion. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sfermion

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Bookbeard · April 4, 2026

Somewhere out there is a particle physicist with a slight speech impediment who *really* styled it out...

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Chris Warren · April 2, 2026

The downside of getting to see the comics a day early is that they also stop for the week early, and I'm left missing them on Thursday evenings. :)

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ellafine · April 3, 2026

I was *just* thinking this when talking to a friend who is a fellow QC fan but not currently in the Patreon . Somehow I get thrown off and can never remember clearly which days are no-comic days

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angrytoast777 · April 2, 2026

Besties already

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Hack Saw · April 2, 2026

"I'm delicious on sandwiches and salads!".... oh, wait, wrong comic.

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Alasdair Mackintosh · April 2, 2026

Something, something, Pauli Exclusion Principle

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Doug DeJulio · April 2, 2026

I just figured out that Emily is absolutely necessary for this intellectual ecosystem. There's a good chance that she's going to make Liz actually productive through oblivious enthusiasm and casual ego-free genius.

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Bookbeard · April 2, 2026

Mostly the second one, I'd imagine. Cubetown already had a plentiful supply of oblivious enthusiasm.

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Phil A · April 2, 2026

Did you just 'ship' them?

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Orion Rhine · April 2, 2026

I ship them, but I fear (hope?) that Liz will go too far and start designing new limbs for... activities.

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Sparky · April 2, 2026

My cat did exactly that to the nice neighbor lady who agreed to feed her & her brother while I was away. Now she’s happy to see the neighbor.

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Mark Eichin · April 2, 2026

heh, just realized the emily is doing that "scrunch down to seem less threatening to small animals" thing. (Or she's looming :-)

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Stephen Wells · April 2, 2026

Emily and Liz are each reacting like an alien species visiting humanity but they're *different* alien species :)

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Phil_M · April 2, 2026

Terence nailed that fallacy two thousand years ago. ("I am human, I consider nothing human alien to me.")

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Finvaara · April 2, 2026

Oh this is so much more delightful than I had considered. I see we shall be dining well in the near future.

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Green · April 2, 2026

Emily and Liz most definitely need their own sitcom now

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Stephen Wells · April 2, 2026

QC is all of the sitcoms :)

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Fart Captor · April 2, 2026

OOH I LOVE THIS ALREADY

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Cole Blackblood · April 2, 2026

Honestly, Emily is probably one of the best people to befriend Liz. She is willing to just roll with most things in life, and is pretty hard to offend beyond stealing her puns.

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Green · April 2, 2026

Maybe Liz will be willing to give peas a chance

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Ian Wolfe · April 2, 2026

It’s a good thing goblins aren’t venomous. If Liz was a gremlin, Emily might be in serious danger!

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · April 2, 2026

BOOM

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Sleepy John · April 2, 2026

Don’t worry, Emily, it’s just a quark in her personality.

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Ursus Ridens · April 2, 2026

Oy

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Summer · April 2, 2026

Ah yes, the elusive Hiss Boson. Not to be confused with that other one.

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Noise · April 2, 2026

Emily is the sort of gal who's going to walk into the room and announce that she just got married, but when they ask, she won't be quite certain to who, or how it happened.

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LH · April 2, 2026

... to Liz???

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Thisguy · April 2, 2026

The meeting we've been waiting for. Science Gremlin and Science… Ditz? Eccentric? No, they’re all eccentric.

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OldGoat · April 2, 2026

I can't envision Emily as a ditz. She's fully aware of the world around her, she just chooses to ignore it part of the time. Unlike Liz she's a fully functioning adult, she just doesn't give a rip about what anyone thinks of her.

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BigBoats · April 2, 2026

As a former USN Boatswain's Mate, I approve of this message!

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Todd Ellner · April 2, 2026

Whosa adorable lil goblin? You, Lizzie! You're the adorable lil goblin!

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Bookbeard · April 2, 2026

"I SAID! NEVER! CALL! ME! LIZZIE!! RRRAAAAAARGHHH!!!!" *berserker murder rampage* https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4981

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Fearnow doesn't polish the Shinymelon · April 2, 2026

Am I the first to think twice about Cockswain?

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Joe · April 2, 2026

I hesitate to correct that, for reasons. but it's "coxswain".

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Karla · April 2, 2026

the g e n i u s e s :D

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marty aka spockblocked · April 2, 2026

ive been waiting for this!.akihiko.voice.line

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Bookbeard · April 2, 2026

When your new science whiz Might get bitten by Liz That's A Moray!

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Minzoku Bokumetsu · April 2, 2026

When you ignore the hiss And her chompers don't miss That's aaaaooowOOOWWwowwowoaayyy

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Smith · April 2, 2026

Liz being sociable…

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Phil_M · April 2, 2026

Yes. As Emily has correctly guessed, this is a threat display. If other people are too stupid to recognise that and respond accordingly, the fault is theirs.

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GrumpyRage · April 2, 2026

Ssssss

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Sorastro · April 2, 2026

Liz, you appear to be leaking carbon dioxide...just there.

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darklion · April 2, 2026

It's a hypothetical pentaquark state...but it can't exist as written (does not conserve color, has fractional charge.) You'd need at least one s-antiquark (written as an s with an overline.)

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Sorastro · April 2, 2026

I initially read that as "pentaquirk". Come to think of it, that might be accurate

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AlexKorobeiniki · April 2, 2026

So does Emily.

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Not that Patrick Foltz · April 2, 2026

I'm partial to tachyons myself

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Call me Ishmael · April 2, 2026

Fictons, here.

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adrian koren · April 2, 2026

banana smoothie?

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Joseph Bonnar · April 2, 2026

They need a hammer, a banananananananananananana, and somebody who can use one upon the other to have it work.

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Jeremy · April 2, 2026

Never get enough of Emily. This arc is good.

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Ben R · April 2, 2026

They will. (Get along, that is.)

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Mad Marie · April 2, 2026

"sssss" is the sound of the whistle that the boson makes.

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Joseph Bonnar · April 2, 2026

Perhaps, but in THIS case I think it's the sound that happens just before goblin goes feral and very, very bitey. (Like Grim Samantha's snakes.)

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Miyaa · April 2, 2026

Next Week: Steve tries French Squirrel’s French Toast Bisous and is surprised that it doesn’t taste like squirrel.

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M. Lampi · April 2, 2026

Liz, it's Schrodinger's Coffee shop: both open and closed at the same time!

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Bill Silvia · April 2, 2026

So it's clopen. If only they had a sign for that.

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SpookyPenguin · April 2, 2026

Friendly hobbit, ssss the smile it burns, precious ssss

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Sean Kinlin · April 2, 2026

Liz's favorite particle is the hiss-trion.

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William Cole · April 2, 2026

It was discovered by CERN at the Large Gremlin Collider.

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Miyaa · April 2, 2026

I forget how tall Emily is. Is she as climbable as Dale?

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Bookbeard · April 2, 2026

There's no way she worked at the library that long without Tai at least trying it.

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Joseph Bonnar · April 2, 2026

The goblin has been triggered. Has the potential ship run aground? HEY! Call in Ol' Boaty to help the ship stay afloat!

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SilverbackRon · April 2, 2026

The waters are always a little rocky when a ship prepares to launch.

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Sean Kinlin · April 2, 2026

The big question is, what epithet was Liz about to hurl at Marten in panel 1?

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Odd Positive · April 2, 2026

for some reason my mind filled the blank with "coxswain"

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Michael Steamweed · April 2, 2026

Emily, it is both a threat display AND a new kind of fermion. You can name it either the "quirk" or the "lizton".

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Bookbeard · April 2, 2026

Next week: Liz and Emily are jointly awarded the Nobel Prize in physics for their discovery of a new elementary particle: the gremlon

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Sean Kinlin · April 2, 2026

They're getting along infamously.

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Miyaa · April 2, 2026

Or at least like a Cubetown building on fire.

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Bookbeard · April 2, 2026

Good job Emily, you've successfully completed step one in the long and complex process of befriending a gremlin. Now, for step two you'll need a handle of foulest rotgut, a golf club (preferably a putter) and a pinata full of batteries. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5553 https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=5586

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Dave Van Domelen · April 2, 2026

sssss is a very unstable strange pentaquark.

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Bookbeard · April 2, 2026

Pentaquark? Doesn't he run the bar on Deep Space 45?

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Andrea Andrew · April 2, 2026

Since Emily was gone when Liz visited, it’s refreshing to see them finally eat, I mean, meet.

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Commodore_Perry · April 2, 2026

What not to do when introducing a new pet to the household.

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Sean Kinlin · April 2, 2026

So they should have let Liz sniff Emily under the door?

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Elizabeth Wallace · April 2, 2026

I have never thought of Liz as a red panda before. But here we are.

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legobil · April 2, 2026

This the nature of quantum physics. Either this is going great or it doesn’t. You won’t know by observing, as that can change the state.

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Michael Steamweed · April 2, 2026

This position. It is super!

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ValdVin · April 2, 2026

"You're supposed to be closed today!" "But the sign-" "The sign says CLOSED, which is why I know you're open!"

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Captain Button · April 2, 2026

Neither, she's leaking air...

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Michael Steamweed · April 2, 2026

I heard that in a jaegermonster's voice!

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Bill Silvia · April 2, 2026

Here the feral scientist is introduced to a slightly more domesticated, friendlier member of her species. How will she react?

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Bill Silvia · April 2, 2026

Moray: I'm gonna stick my head in her mouth!

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Bookbeard · April 2, 2026

Ol' Boaty's boatswain is named Higgs.

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Inahc · April 2, 2026

Obligatory https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KYeroGkPULI

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Tannerbot · April 2, 2026

Emily used oblivious. It's super effective!

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Taewyn Dragomire · April 2, 2026

I missed Emily more than I realized. This is great.

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Brendan Luster · April 2, 2026

whale eye

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Claudia D. · April 2, 2026

Stick with “boson”… Ssssss

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Michael Steamweed · April 2, 2026

Bossssson.

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Thomas Baxter · April 2, 2026

They are certainly alongside each other... is that the half?

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Shawn K. Younkin · April 2, 2026

Marten should have a spray bottle nearby for when Liz goes feral.

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Zig Justice · April 2, 2026

I am enjoying this already

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Photograph me like one of your French cars! · April 2, 2026

Been waiting for this meet-hiss all week!