Marsupial Supremacy
Moray could lay an egg like an monotreme if she wanted
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Moray is right, though. It was a gross oversight on the part of Ediacaran animal development to omit convenient, safe places to keep a cell-phone without trying to digest it.
Topic goes well with the recent Pokemon Ditto game having you store everything inside your goopy self lol
We need more Moray-in-a-T-shirt pics, stat.
That's the next nsfw picture
"Moray spends a lot of time thinking about people's holes" well, tbf, so do many of us ...
She doesn't usually have holes, Moreay complete prison wallet
Gavia, is that you? 😝
This is why I don’t have any jeans anymore and either go with fancy cotton or silk black slacks or sweatpants. Usually sweatpants.
shorts. all year round. ok, I do have some Bean trail pants for the rare day I need long pants, but that's maybe once in any given year.
I agree about pants
Unless they’re cozy pants
I’ll give even-odds Emily starts wondering why she needs to wear clothes
that happens when she's high ("free from the tyranny of pants" episode)
When she sees your orifice, And wants to use it as storage, That's a Moray!
storafice?
Reminds me of that creature from Ant-Man Quantumania that asked "HOW MANY HOLES DO YOU HAVE?!"
Jeph? Time for a NEW PRODUCT based on your work. I would MAIM for a shopping bag labelled "WARNING, Experimental Merchandise." or similar. (WARNING, EXPLOSIVE PANTS would also be very cool.)
It wouldn't be the first in-universe totebag :-) https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=882
Holey Moray. Oh, and it looks like the three pm explosion was a small one today.
It also looks incendiary by nature! Wonder if that is to be expected? Is Evvy having a bad or busy day?
Now I want to see Moray in a utility kilt! Such grand pockets and none of the irksome bifurcation. 😁
(Irksome Bifurcation is the next album from Marten's band)
“*Is* it for storage?” https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4975
The real Buttfor is the pockets we made along the way?
You take the ladder and you stick it in your pocket. *Ouch*
It is when you go to prison
Is there a time when cubetown isn't exploding?
Small to middle size bangs, yes. Large scale booms are probably scheduled every hour on the hour. But the earth shattering kabooms have been put on hold ever since that wascally wabbit stole the illudium q-36 explosive space modulator. (CURSE YOU, WACKY HIJINKS DEPARTMENT!)
Lay…an…egg? And here I thought she would just do budding like a hydra. Just when I thought I was fine, my mind has been re-boggled. Moray eggs…
I think he means she could absorb it an “lay” it … maybe?
Is that an ED-209 in the background of the first panel?!?
I was seeing it as something painted on the wall, with a "this way" arrow painted under it, but you might be right.
but we do use our holes for storage... we store food and water in our holes, imagine how difficult it would be if life on earth didn't...
And air. Hard to live without air
what would moray's egg hatch into? more-moray?
Humans are much more adaptable than you think, Moray.
"I know Brad is..."
they’re not *meant* for storage but…
Can we get more of this punk girl/enby?
I would prefer no pants as a nudist.
100% here for monotreme jokes.
Come for the monotreme jokes, stay for the robot fucking!
I do recall being at an, ahem, party where the safety lecturer explained, "Once you get your hand in, don't rummage about like you're looking for lost keys, okay?"
😳
Oh, hey, finally addressed in comic. Moray is a Naturist. Neat! ... Still doesn't quite explain why no one seems to notice nor care, or why AIs in traditional bodies aren't doing the same thing, or what happens when Moray gets a body upgrade and is less... "anatomically fuzzy"... But, still, neat. :D
At least some of them probably aren't for social reasons, and there are probably some that like decorating their bodies with clothing. The athleisure trend may have to go with AI-on-human cuddling potential on top of the other factors.
I'm wondering what the rest of that olive green robot in the back of panel 1 looks like. I'm imagining something like the brain robotron.
Robotron…there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. (It took me a few looks to spot the one you're talking about, but I agree.)
Probably a lot of stores' shopping bags should come with warnings in big, red letters.
NEW PRODUCT! Jeph, make something and TAKE MY MONEY!
I am reminded of some recent Oglaf comics. (A bigger-than-usual caveat that these are very NSFW) https://www.oglaf.com/britches/ https://www.oglaf.com/ear-nose-throat/
ELSFWTU (Even Less Safe For Work Than Usual)
When they both look askance At the evils of pants That's EmiRay https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4294 (A lyric, a ship name, and a callback in one. If only I could have squeezed a pun in there I would have achieved my final form at last.)
Do you speak Spanish? "Mira", in Spanish, translates to "look" So... Lyric, ship name, call back, and LOOK! Emily and Moray. BookBeard, you got your pun. In Spanish, no less!
I mean there is an amount of storage that happens in many of our natural holes. I guess not the ear holes so much, but the rest usually store *something*
That's not a navel, it's a centrally located lint storage compartment!
All of our holes _aren't_ meant for storage? I mean, YES, all of our holes aren't meant for storage! That's the normal way of things. Yes! *surreptitiously makes adjustments
Someone better not tell Moray about the secret ninja compartment
Or, for that matter, HAMMER SPACE. *shudders*
Me too, Moray. Me too.
the jiggle phyics on an animated Bubbles would be INSANE
For Moray, instead of jiggle physics, we're gonna need fluid mechanics physics.
WITH EVERY HOLE THATS CHOCK-FULL OF BABIES WE MAKE NEW FRIENDS AND CLIMB INTO CAVEYS
God dammit i had just gotten this song out of my head. IT TOOK YEARS!
Boom!
Largo has entered the Ch@t
"Well, the pockets can be very useful." I had yet to think about this, but if anyone should lead the fight for Pocket Parity in womens' clothing, it's Emily.
Her first Nobel Prize showed how computer science coding could combine with quantum mechanics and thus enable self-replicating pockets propagating in real-spacetime which spread from women's clothing item to women's clothing item, giving all women's clothing everywhere a pair of actual functional pockets! Which, yes, did cause some problems here and there. Especially with lingerie.
Butts Disease can be tagged in here somewhere, I just know it!
Butt where, MoonieKitten?
A concerning amount of explosion in the ol' Cubetown lately. Is the reason Cunetown is out at sea so they don't have to worry about pesky health and safety laws?
Cubetown's trying to make a good impression on Emily.
If you squint at the thumbnail it kinda looks like Marten has gigantic bazongas in the last panel and i love that for him
That's usually the part where he wakes up. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1169
Evolution is a clumsy and random process, but I feel like the fact that we don't have storage holes in us is not in oversight.
Some mammals do! Even primates! We have been short-changed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheek_pouch
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Moray is perfect I love her
Oh, the ol' prison pocket...
A platypus? Moray the Platypus? Agent M!
Who DOESN'T spend a lot of time thinking about people's holes?
Who said "Men spend 9 months trying to get out, and the rest of their lives trying to get back in."
🤣😂🤣😂
How did Moray find out, and who led the HR meeting about it?
The worrying thing is that she *is* the head of Sentient Resources. https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=4858
Need crossover with Moray and Bev from Ant-Man talking about holes and making everyone uncomfortable.
Must see rest of dog…
We'll get it, but not before two weeks with Anh and a week with Steve.
I mean, it's not like they CAN'T be used for storage.
Only for items with a flared base.