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November 10, 2017

Bonus Comic: CRISIS

that's monopoly money

Comments (39)

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Freya Thurell · November 13, 2017

I LOVE THIS :)~ May should be scribbling notes at the end, just sayin' :).

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Andrew Diseker · November 12, 2017

If Pintsize isn't involved in this, I'll be disappointed.

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Ross · November 12, 2017

Why does a nonhuman need condoms? Why does a nonhuman go to the zoo? Why does a nonhuman pay cash instead of just a credit transfer?

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KCkittysnores · November 14, 2017

For anonymity.

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Clifton Royston · November 11, 2017

It's good to know there is *something* that can freak May out.

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Brad Knowles · November 12, 2017

Evidenced by the fact that there is a slight change in her expression between panels 3 & 4. Not much, but it's there.

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William Burns · November 11, 2017

*giraffes making that sound they do*

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Jumpy James Johnson Junior · November 11, 2017

I read this twice then stared at it for 5 minutes, then figured out that the posters were on the front of the counter not the wall behind May, the horizontal bar was the edge of the counter-top not the tops of two frames of the comics, there weren't two more frames explaining why May threw the money into the air and those frames being cut off wasn't the joke.<br>Then I went to bed and slept for 8 hours.<br>NOW it's clear.

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M. R. · November 11, 2017

did this exact thing lol, thought a panel was cut off at the bottom and I was missing 1/3rd of it. Tried refreshing my browser a few times too lol.

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Thomas Boys · November 11, 2017

You know, if I were Jeph, I'd have Melon comics as the entry level $1 pledge, and the explanation as the $50 pledge.... >:)

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Gemma Hentsch · November 11, 2017

May is actually perturbed...

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BobC · November 11, 2017

Was I here a minute ago? I'm not sure. Heck, I'm not sure I'll be here a minute from now!

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Joal Taylor · November 11, 2017

Well, the next customer's gonna be pissed.

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Kyle Major · November 11, 2017

SOOO MANY EXPLINATIONS NEEDED! please

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NinjaZaku · November 10, 2017

What the fuck

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Donald Randolph · November 10, 2017

glad to see our WTF moment got to May as well. she is not really that hardened cynic _all_ the time

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Chris Hewson · November 11, 2017

"Wait, someone actually took Barry's offer SERIOUSLY?!" she's probably thinking. Haha.

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Brian · November 10, 2017

What the fuuuuck 😂😂😂

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Julienne Ignace · November 10, 2017

.... My mind is racing with all the possibilities that could be here..... Also wondering if Jeph writes these with explanations that he will forever hoard to himself, or something different all together....

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M_T · November 10, 2017

I'm trying to think of a reason that Melon would need tons of condoms after having been to the zoo, that the mayor would be angry at. I'm also trying to remember who melon is.

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Paul Zagieboylo · November 10, 2017

Melon was Faye and Bubbles's first customer at Union Robotics, who needed some repair work because her butt fell off and then became unrecoverable for reasons of possibly being launched into outer space. Subsequent interactions with her have tended to make even less sense; she appears to be an ambulatory Noodle Incident.

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Andrew · November 10, 2017

I'm torn between suggesting this has given May a devious idea, or that she's now in love.

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Bozo The Hunk · November 10, 2017

Is this bestiality, or the failure of the public education system in the field of sex ed?

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Derrik Pates · November 10, 2017

I have so many questions now. But asking them seems like a mistake.

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Trigon Manthree · November 10, 2017

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

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Nobilis Reed (personal) · November 10, 2017

?!

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Stephen Smoogen · November 10, 2017

There is a spin off Melon and Arthur comic.. it comes once a month when we get asked what magic we want that month.

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Captain Button · November 10, 2017

Those preschoolers will remember that day for the rest of their lives. <a href="http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=402" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=402</a>

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Brad Knowles · November 10, 2017

Oh, man. There are so many levels of "WTF?!?" here. It's hard to know where to start. ROTFL!

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Charlotte Grubbs · November 10, 2017

Oh God, what did Barry do now.

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Andrew · November 10, 2017

If Barry was involved, they'll need to fill a crop dressing plane with spermicide to clean it up!

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dvsDave · November 10, 2017

I'm not sure if I should be horrified or not. I feel existential angst the likes of which i haven't felt since high school.

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WordGlass · November 10, 2017

that poor zoo

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Justin Lee · November 10, 2017

I immediately thought of Noah's Ark and they were going to stop the animals from reproducing to have them stay as pairs.

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B. · November 10, 2017

All three of them are absolutely amazing and I totally agree with Erin

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Populuxe · November 10, 2017

Please tell me the poster for milk in the background is actually a Milk & Cheese poster.

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James D · November 10, 2017

Oh man, I had the same exact thought when I first looked at it!

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JD · November 10, 2017

As always with Melon, this comic raises far more questions than it answers.

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Erin Moriarty · November 10, 2017

I would read the hell out of a spin off comic with these guys