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November 6, 2017

A Noble Steed

poor robo horsey :(

Comments (45)

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Brent Catherman · November 7, 2017

It's been awhile since we saw Hannelore's mother. So long that you notice they stylistic changes. I don't recall her eyes being pink, but I suppose she could've had some work done since then.

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Captain Button · November 8, 2017

She's actually a robot mom Hanner's dad built to cover up the reality that [REDACTED]. Sadly, her dad is not good on parenting.

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Brad Knowles · November 7, 2017

So, Hanners' Mom waited this long to assign her an assistant? And she's an Ellicott-Chatham? Doesn't this qualify as dereliction of fiduciary duty or somesuch, by being so careless and waiting so long?

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Shane · November 7, 2017

I see that AI's are truly equal to humans in how they are treated by Hanalore's mom?

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Frank Li · November 6, 2017

That horse is the stuff of nightmares...

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Eric Lusby · November 6, 2017

Didn't Beatrice used to have green eyes?

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · November 7, 2017

Some of us can afford the upgrade.

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Wild Card · November 6, 2017

Question: what assistance can Tilly supply that Wilson can not given he now has a humanoid body? Prior to the new body, I could see this being a need, now I can not see the need for a human assistant.

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Gryph Griffin · November 6, 2017

Wilson is a companion, not an assistant. Tilly, however, is on the payroll. Two completely different paradigms.

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Jason Rock · November 6, 2017

$1 says that she pays the horse to misbehave to make the experience authentic (and to give her a reason to use the teaser)

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Douglas E. Smith · November 6, 2017

P.S. Excellent Kirby-like dynamic throwing arm on Hanners!

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Douglas E. Smith · November 6, 2017

Waitasec...this is the 'meeting' that her mother was in from which she couldn't be disturbed? Quality control of of the warbeasts prior to the invasion?

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Tracy McClean · November 6, 2017

Nope. Do not like her not one little bit!!

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Peevester · November 6, 2017

Maybe the horse is folding up into a briefcase? I can’t figure out what’s happening there at all.

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Czarzhan · November 6, 2017

Man! I really don't like Hannalore's mom, so much so, I'm making a couple monstrous assumptions about the horsey: (1) That the AI is an inmate in Robo-jail, and this is a similar deal to May's "personal assistant" thing with Dale when she was in slam. (2) That the AI's vocabulary has been restricted, at the request of Ms. Ellicott-Chatham, to horsey-noises. (Whether this is a limitation built into the horse body, or some form of software "muzzle", we don't know yet.)

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NinjaZaku · November 6, 2017

I do hope one day this woman gets some form of karmic retribution

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gatherer818 · November 6, 2017

It could happen instantly, if she were thrown from her malfunctioning robo-horse and trampled by it. The horse wouldn't be at fault, as it was damaged by an unexpected electric shock believed to have been inflicted by the late heartless human imposter.

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Pavel Curtis · November 6, 2017

Okay, so we *really* don't like Mom, right? Right?!

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Littleshiro-kun · November 6, 2017

:( Agreed, poor robo horse. But, what is it saying?

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Rudolph Gerber · November 6, 2017

Was starting to sing the opening to the Lion King. "Maaaaaaaaaaants ingonyama bagithi Baba....."

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Mark P. · November 6, 2017

Of course her mom would be doing dressage or something like that.

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · November 7, 2017

After all, what is dressage but...dancing for horses?

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BobC · November 6, 2017

Tilly? Silly! Willy-nilly hill-billy? Maybe killy? Run of the milly? Milli-vanilli? Tilly, tilly bo-billy, banana-fana bo-billy. Fee-fi-fo filly. Tilly.

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Holly Nelson · November 6, 2017

Hmmm. Does Mama Ellicott-Chatham have intimations of mortality? PS poor horse! Call the ASPC-AI!

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Waffliesinyoface · November 6, 2017

I want a robo-horse :o

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Captain Button · November 6, 2017

I thought she was in a meeting.

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Hedgie · November 6, 2017

That's just what Hanners was told

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Giant Speck · November 6, 2017

Why are webcomic parents so shitty?!

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Captain Button · November 6, 2017

Well adjusted families don't produce webcomic artists. [JOKE]

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C Bonesmith · November 6, 2017

If humanoid robots see ungulates, what does a robot ungulate see when it smells tea?

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · November 6, 2017

Humanoids.

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Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns · November 6, 2017

Wow, it's been a <i>decade</i> since we've seen Beatrice. She didn't stay gone long enough.

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Kyle Major · November 6, 2017

RoboCruelty is wrong. And that assistant is already helpful

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Jumpy James Johnson Junior · November 6, 2017

Helpful how, by ordering a replacement for the phone that only got broken because she showed up?

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Brad Knowles · November 6, 2017

Oh, this is so not going to end well.

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Anton · November 6, 2017

She reminds me of Edina's secretary Bubble on Absolutely Fabulous somehow. (also robo horsey noooo)

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Chris Gallaty · November 6, 2017

With a name like Tilly, one would expect her to have a proper English diction.... but a killer accent like Bubble would be fun.

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · November 6, 2017

So graceful

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SC · November 6, 2017

Trusty

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Jumpy James Johnson Junior · November 6, 2017

Only if it gets left out in the train.

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MikeT · November 6, 2017

Horsey was just trying to say "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate"

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Celine Chamberlin · November 6, 2017

Is that horse an AI? Do I need to turn her in for AI abuse? WELL, DO I?!

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Celine Chamberlin · November 6, 2017

That's awful, Thomas. I approve.

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WordGlass · November 6, 2017

lol Tazer™ Horse.

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Erin Moriarty · November 6, 2017

I loved this new character from the first pic I saw of her but knowing her name and role I'm even MORE excited!