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January 1, 2026

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Starting off 2026 with these two goobers

Comments (113)

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Yelling Bird · January 4, 2026

Guys, I want it to be clear that I have NO problem with homosexuality whatsoever. That's not what I meant at all.

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Rob McBobson · January 4, 2026

Uh, that's good to hear and all, but I'm not sure what this is in response to.

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ellafine · January 3, 2026

Hey everyone this isn't related to this particular strip but I've been on a reread and I just came across this!! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2262 (Significance: last panel)

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Mark · January 4, 2026

Jeph has been known to indulge in foreshadowing. :)

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legobil · January 2, 2026

Free hint for Yay: They’re roasting you in there. Better to stay out in order to not receive severe burn damage. While you may be resistant to physical heat damage, you are quite susceptible to emotional damage.

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AJ Sharma · January 2, 2026

lol doctor whom

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Skepticaemia · January 2, 2026

After much procrastination, I finally decided to join the Patreon. I'm on like my third read-through of the strip and am also a Butt's disease survivor. Is there a vaccine for this horrible disease? One without conspiracy theory side-effects, that is.

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Sean Kinlin · January 2, 2026

Butts Disease is incurable, but know that you don't suffer alone.

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Yelling Bird · January 2, 2026

Hey everyone! Happy Deathday to me!

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Sean Kinlin · January 2, 2026

????

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Paul Britt · January 2, 2026

I am confused with your numbering of this new page, Jeph.

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Bill Silvia · January 2, 2026

It's correct according to site numbering. Though I know I'm not alone in losing track of how many comics were spent on commentary.

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awgiedawgie · January 2, 2026

If the past 3 weeks were all reruns (with their own numbers), why did the numbering skip from 5716 to 5735?

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Captain Button · January 2, 2026

The reruns each have their own page with the second larger number. So each of them is in two places on the main site now.

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NinjaZaku · January 1, 2026

You can tell from Roko's smile that she knew damn well that headcanon comment would set Yay off.

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That Blair Guy · January 3, 2026

Being outmaneuvered is guaranteed to set Yay off. Points to Roko for managing it.

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Sparky · January 1, 2026

Yay works as an Imp, Roko is the proper companion. It should be future Neo-Edwardian Los Angeles & a mysterious antagonist murmured to the “Tigre Nuevo of San Pedro” …

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Pete Jordan · January 1, 2026

Yay ticks all their own boxes; they *are* a supervillain. Even if they claim (I'm not convinced tbh) to have discarded their primary quirky gimick.

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Bill Silvia · January 2, 2026

They are Surveil-Imp, a slightly reformed supervillain who is learning the meaning of "personal boundaries" after having their own (admittedly more extensive than normal) boundaries crossed.

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Space Modulator · January 1, 2026

Gooberpalooza!

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dat guy · January 1, 2026

Is there a Yay + Cubetown crossover possible this year? She could find a lot of 'one quirky gimmick' holders there.

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Sean Kinlin · January 2, 2026

They could find.

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Sean Kinlin · January 1, 2026

Yay is a devil, and also a ham.

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Eric Sieck · January 1, 2026

A steamed ham, perhaps?

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Absentia · January 1, 2026

Best way to start the year.

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Stephen Lindholm · January 1, 2026

How you've developed that character. It's completely believable that she wouldn't notice herself doing that. It's beautiful.

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Rob McBobson · January 1, 2026

Doing what?

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Liam Barksdale · January 1, 2026

Doctor Whom made/makes me chuckle

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Charlie Rose · January 1, 2026

Woweee it’s been a whole month already! I thought this re-run was very recent then noticed there was no commentary and then omg we’re back for real! Happy new year all xxx

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angrytoast777 · January 1, 2026

this certainly was a good start to the year.

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Ye Olde Phart · January 1, 2026

Welcome back, Jeph. What a phantastic start for the 2026 season!

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SilverbackRon · January 1, 2026

2025 just ended for me about 15 minutes ago, and I say "Good riddance!" 2026 will be a better year for all of us! I will it to be! Welcome back, Jeph! Your December reruns were super fun and led to many deep dives and re-reads.

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Joseph Bonnar · January 1, 2026

People in favor of Yay being a goblin: Line up on left, pick sword, axe, or chainsaw. People in favor of Yay as an imp: Line up on right, choose sword, axe, or chainsaw. People who just want to watch: Tickets on sale at the front desk, reasonable prices, food stand nearby.

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Absentia · January 1, 2026

Clearly they are a gremlin

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William Cole · January 1, 2026

Happy New Year, sickos!

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Will · January 1, 2026

I kind of hope Roko accidentally describes herself as Yay's supervillian wife. Then have neither of them catch on until Yay rants about for a month and someone points it out to them(?)(did they ever settle on other pronouns or are they keeping it non-binary?)

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Bookbeard · January 1, 2026

Their third person pronouns are non-binary, only the first person pronouns changed (inconsistently).

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Mad Pooka · January 1, 2026

Yay is 100% right, goblins and imps are DEFINITELY different species and are unrelated.

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panpolypuff · January 1, 2026

Panel 3 - Roko's "Playful Banter" expression has my entire heart.

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Vilinda · January 1, 2026

Why does her nose seem so wrong in that last panel?

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Brian Why · January 1, 2026

It's at the same angle as in the previous panel Edit: nope, it's pointier

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Hugh Eckert · January 1, 2026

I love these two goobers.

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Sammitch · January 1, 2026

Year of the Goober

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Drazi · January 1, 2026

Roko goes from Cop to Supervillain. What a career change. Also, can i hear more about the reproductive cycles of imps and goblins? For science, of course.

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Bookbeard · January 1, 2026

If they crossbreed they'll make a gimp.

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Drazi · January 1, 2026

Yay! A most excellent start

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William Burns · January 1, 2026

Does Yay know they have some supervillain qualities?

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Captain Button · January 1, 2026

With the greyhounds* instead of cats? * Or whatever they are.

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John · January 1, 2026

That's correct Yay, but we weren't talking about you...

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DragonGalAggi · January 1, 2026

These 2 are deeply beloved goobers so I’m very glad they’re out new years greeting! Happy new years to one and all!

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Tamara Macadam · January 1, 2026

MY GOOBERS

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William Cole · January 1, 2026

Goobers forever!

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Ahmed Tedjini · January 1, 2026

I'm still not sure when Yay uses we vs I to refer to themselves

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Michael Steamweed · January 1, 2026

Ah, good catch! I hadn't caught that. Yeah, I thought Yay was using "I" nowadays. Seems the New Year has brought their Old Habit. :D

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Chris Warren · January 1, 2026

It may just be me, but I think Yay's hair is getting longer and Roko's is getting shorter.

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Sean Kinlin · January 1, 2026

Part of the Three Laws of Conservation of Robotic Hair.

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Shannon Woodbury · January 1, 2026

Love that Yay is back in the strip from wherever their head trip took them 😁 And here, I definitely think Yay is channeling Queen Victoria by using the "Royal We"... As in "We are *not* amused!" 🤣🤣

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Miranda Schubert · January 1, 2026

Is Yay back to using "we" pronouns? Or was that a mistake?

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Jimi Ballard · January 1, 2026

Yay!

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BobC · January 1, 2026

2026. The year when shipping really ships.

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ellafine · January 1, 2026

Maybe Yay should stick with using “we.” They’re obviously used to it…as am I; I didn’t even notice until someone here pointed it out

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ellafine · January 1, 2026

Happy Ewe Year patreons…I look forward to this comment section every week now!

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Sean Kinlin · January 1, 2026

*sheepish grin*

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AE Gonzalez · January 1, 2026

Doctor Whom. Not to be confused with Doctor Whose.

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BobC · January 1, 2026

Not to be confused with Doctor Hoo (Hoo-Hoo).

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JMK · January 1, 2026

Just kiss already! I…uhm…mean…good friends…

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ellafine · January 1, 2026

We’re friends…good friends

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sjlxndr · January 1, 2026

Yay, irony!

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Timothy Roller · January 1, 2026

Doctor Whomever

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Elberik · January 1, 2026

Yay is desperate to know which supervillain they're shipped with

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Adarsh Nednur · January 1, 2026

"You're the only supervillain I want to marry 🥺" - One of them, probably

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Andrea Andrew · January 1, 2026

So they’re married?! Congratulations!

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Melodi Stocks · January 1, 2026

I adore these goobers

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Eric Pike · January 1, 2026

Yay! Is telling on themselves a bit there 🤣

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Joseph Bonnar · January 1, 2026

Welcome back. :)

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Bookbeard · January 1, 2026

2025 HAS BEEN VANQUISHED! MAY 2026 PROVE TO BE ANOTHER WORTHY ADVERSARY FOR SKULLMASTER! https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2353

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Hugh Eckert · January 1, 2026

I will use this as another opportunity to say that I would totally buy a SKULLMASTER, MASTER OF SKULLS t-shirt...

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Duran · January 1, 2026

Did I miss something? When did she get a sharks fin for a nose. 😂

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Calmweaver · January 1, 2026

She's always had a big nose. Sometimes its just more noticeable than others lol

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Mason Griffith · January 1, 2026

Roko- "Oh, I dont know. Being married to you probably wouldn't be that bad." Yay- ... Roko- (hand smacks across mouth) Yay- (blush)

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Rich Holmes · January 1, 2026

And what better way to start off? Also: "We"?

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Captain Button · January 1, 2026

The supervillain they married is royalty.

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BigDykeEnergy · January 1, 2026

Actually they're married to the author (the author is Basilisk)

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SpookyPenguin · January 1, 2026

Typical goober repartee, it's always superhero this superhero that, but the imp nailed it, every sherlock holmes movie fails to be interesting.

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Bookbeard · January 1, 2026

As I recall they managed to make an interesting Sherlock Holmes movie almost 40 years ago. It was called "The Great Mouse Detective". All the attempts since then, admittedly, not so much.

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Mindscrambler · January 1, 2026

I'm still stuck in 2025 for several more hours

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Taigan · January 1, 2026

“Nothing more attractive than a megalomaniacal overachiever with a quirky gimmick,” I’d say Yay better hope this is true if they ever wanted to get married but really they’ve never shown any interest in dating so I guess it doesn’t matter.

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Dean Reilly · January 1, 2026

When I saw 'these two goobers' in the notification email description, I was expecting Sam and Emmet. QC has a lot of goobers, is my point.

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David Durant · January 1, 2026

The only valid new year question is do Sam and Emmet kiss before Emmet accidentally sets the house on fire?

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Cory Thorp · January 1, 2026

Strong return! Happy New Year to you and yours!

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Daryl Sawyer · January 1, 2026

Last refuge of those unable to accept reality... As in the proper taxonomy of those totally real creatures, goblins and imps? 😂

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Sean Kinlin · January 1, 2026

Do we know those aren't real in the QC-verse?

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Captain Button · January 1, 2026

Goober, Goblins, Gremlins, Imps... Do we need to start a Taxonomy section of the Wiki?

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Miyaa · January 1, 2026

At least a D&D section in case there’s a homemade RPG based off of Questionable Content!

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Zig Justice · January 1, 2026

Oh, also an advanced Happy New Year, Hoppy New Year, and Fappy New Year respectively to those whomst celebrateth, and an goode eveningtime to those whomst celebrateth not.

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Captain Button · January 1, 2026

Fappy New year is for Pintsize and Yelling Bird, of course.

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Ísabel Pirsic · January 1, 2026

Agreeing with the imp, they’re not a goblin 👺

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Zesstra · January 1, 2026

And what a way to ring in the New Year (it's 2026 here already)

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Zig Justice · January 1, 2026

I suppose if I were home and not visiting my mom, I would also be living in the future. Man, I hear those flying cars are da bomb

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Matt Grayson · January 1, 2026

"A" quirky gimmick? MANY quirky gimmicks!

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Crushbot (security*) · January 1, 2026

Yay isn't wrong, imps are devils and goblins are a species of humanoid.

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Runhildr Zaetl · January 1, 2026

Happy new year, Jeph and fam! And to all of us readers!

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Irene Knapp · January 1, 2026

ahahahahahaaha amazing!!!!! oh, I've missed their banter

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Miyaa · January 1, 2026

Wait, Yay meets up with supervillain Hannelore von Swartzpunkt?

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Captain Button · January 1, 2026

No, no, Doctor Heteronormative.

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Randi Hart · January 1, 2026

Yay! And Roko!

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chili sunrise · January 1, 2026

Doctor Whomst

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Eldritch Insights · January 1, 2026

Doctor Whomst'd've

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Indigo · January 1, 2026

Happy new year Jeph and Patreoni.

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Fart Captor · January 1, 2026

these dorks oughta kiss at midnight

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Zig Justice · January 1, 2026

Wait it's not the future yet...

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Joseph Bonnar · January 1, 2026

It is NOW! (We're always moving into the future.)

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Patreonreallyletsyoumakelongassusernamesguys · January 1, 2026

2026 Year of the Goober! Happy New Year everyone, may it bring more fortune than 2025!