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September 21, 2017

Cyborg Conspiracy Theories

spoiler: Emily is not a cyborg


yet

Comments (35)

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Gemma Hentsch · October 1, 2017

Is Emily a Referer, as in Fal 'Ngeestra from the culture series?

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Tholfbutt · September 25, 2017

Does anyone else feel that, in comparison to older comics, the art now feels too rushed?

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Flash · September 26, 2017

Well it used to look too stiff, so it now looks good to me

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Lucy · September 22, 2017

I desperately want a bonus comic of Melon inhaling some assam.

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Rook Hallan · September 22, 2017

I know it's a long shot, but if anyone else here plays Chuubo's Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine I think I have figured out which characters from the Glass-Maker's Dragon campaign would be played by which QC characters: Marten plays Chuubo (obviously) Bubbles plays Seizhi Hanners really wanted Seizhi but is too nice to say so and takes Jasper instead Claire really wanted Jasper but is too nice to say so and takes Dulcinea d'Avignon Dora plays Miramie Pintsize demands to play Entropy II and is shouted down, then goes off and sulks Faye plays Rinley Brun doesn't quite get the point but is persuaded to play Natalia Emily plays Entropy II and does not understand why she's getting SO MANY "shiver of wonder/terror" xp now all I need to figure out is who the HG is? (edit: probably Winslow)

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David Howe · September 21, 2017

Not sure even Spookybot knows what Emily is. But we might need to call the government again....

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Joseph H. · September 21, 2017

Aww... boo on your spoiler! Perhaps she simply has a colony of synaptic nanites infecting her brain?

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Jason Zions · September 21, 2017

Dept. of Ridiculously Nitpicky Nitpicks: The Price board in the background has five columns (S / M / L / XL / WTF) but each item only has four prices.

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Rob McBobson · September 21, 2017

That would be because "WFT" isn't a size of coffee cup :)

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Jacopo Sacerdote · September 21, 2017

so officer basilisk has some ventilation grids around her neck?

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Rudolph Gerber · September 21, 2017

AI may replicate human gestures to better integrate and communicate with a species who's language is not solely based on words, but also tone and gestures. eg. the different meanings my wife can communicate with "That's fine."

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BobC · September 21, 2017

Damn. More Assam. It's gonna get freaky, ain't it.

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Andrew · September 21, 2017

They could set up a tea-sniffing den in the basement!

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Chong Go · September 21, 2017

Wait a minute... Is Emily an AI? That might explain so much! (Oooh. But she doesn't know she's an AI!)

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Abhayakara · September 21, 2017

Chong go as in obfsc. c.?

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Jesse · September 21, 2017

i have an Unruly Crush on Roko in panel 4 my goodness what a gosh dang cutie :3

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Tab · September 21, 2017

Yes, Roko keeps getting cuter and Jeph needs to stop doing this to every character, it's damaging my heartstrings!

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Brad Knowles · September 21, 2017

Hanners photobombing in the background? ;)

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David Paul · September 21, 2017

Officer Basilisk just needs some further data before deciding <a rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">yay or neigh</a>. Much, much more data XD

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TMN · September 21, 2017

For some reason I glanced and thought it was Dora saying all that. DON'T LET TAI GET JEALOUS OF YOUR UNICORN MEN, DORA.

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Fearnow doesn't polish the Shinymelon · September 21, 2017

Emily is a Hybrid. There, I said it FIRST.

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MAR · September 21, 2017

She looks really cute with her hair down.

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Al Hunt · September 21, 2017

Emily is not a cyborg? Yeah... that's exactly what the cyborgs would say...

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Celine Chamberlin · September 21, 2017

There seriously needs to be a compilation of just the COD menu boards over the years. I'm always disappointed when I can't read the whole thing.

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Bryan Freehan · September 21, 2017

You're not the only one.

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Waffliesinyoface · September 21, 2017

emily did you just teleport from behind the counter emily that is illegal

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Jacob Crux · September 21, 2017

Bottom of the 2nd picture :) you can see Em's legs are cut off by the counter

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Abhayakara · September 21, 2017

Oh, "macchiato" has an 'h'.

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Abhayakara · September 21, 2017

:)

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Abhayakara · September 21, 2017

So she's an AI, then.

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nowshowjj · September 21, 2017

$11 for a WTF sized mocha? That better come with a scone!

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Justin Lee · September 21, 2017

Nope, just an ass whooping and detrimental behavior towards the customer.

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JD · September 21, 2017

We haven't seen Emily for awhile! I missed her!

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Max D S · September 21, 2017

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

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Willinwoods · September 21, 2017

Aaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssam