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September 19, 2017

Stuck in Newark!

I'm stuck in Newark tonight and don't have access to the next strip to post to Patreon because I forgot to upload it before I left, thinking I'd be back home tonight :(

So sorry for the interruption, everything should be back to normal tomorrow.

Comments (31)

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Maurice Kessler · September 20, 2017

I'm so sorry. Newark is the halfway point of my commute to/from NYC.

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Truthkeeper · September 19, 2017

Ouch. Newark is too harsh a punishment.

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David R Long · September 19, 2017

I don't believe in Heaven or Hell... but I know Newark is Purgatory.

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Tom Carlson · September 19, 2017

Well, clearly I deserve a three and a third cent refund!

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Andrew Armstrong · September 19, 2017

I was once stuck in Newark years ago - on the way back to the UK from Toronto after a Worldcon. You have my deepest sympathy There was/is a saying here that happiness is not having to go to Basingstoke unless you really want to. Presumably the same applies to Newark.

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Jumpy James Johnson Junior · September 19, 2017

I got stuck there en route UK too, for 11 hours and 35 minutes. If it had been 12 hours, they'd have had to refund my air fare, so they found me a seat on a plane. El Al, of all airlines, flew me back to England ... and my rucksack to Tel Aviv.

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Zach Elwyn · September 19, 2017

NJ or DE ? Newark DE is a just lovely little college town.. :)

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Jumpy James Johnson Junior · September 19, 2017

Newark, England, is pretty much a railway station where a certain employer picks up new employees fresh from the train. I reported a rather surreal unattended package there once: a tin of spam. The policeman went and picked it up and threw it to one of his mates, and it didn't explode and I never read about a poisoning or anything, so I guess it really was a tin of spam.

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Scott Kenney · September 19, 2017

Escape From Newark? Sounds like a movie.

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Raymond Ros · September 19, 2017

Get home safe!

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Julienne Ignace · September 19, 2017

Been stuck at an airport due to delays in the past, only it was in Miami, and humidity and I don't get along very well, and I was much too drunk to do anything but head to the hotel room supplied by the airline...

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David Paul · September 19, 2017

God damn lack of teleportation devices... No worries, Jeph. You've been remarkably reliable, even when you've had the worst of times. Just take care Jeph, and apologise to Shelby with many pats and possibly a treat when you get home. Then all will be forgiven :)

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Chong Go · September 19, 2017

"Stuck in Newark" Wasn't that the theme of "The Warriors"? :-)

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Jumpy James Johnson Junior · September 19, 2017

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeEbtiruH2Q" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeEbtiruH2Q</a> <i>Warriors</i> <br>or<br><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4MbL9GunRQ" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4MbL9GunRQ</a> <i>Warriors</i><br> though?

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Unanimous D · September 19, 2017

How dare you. I demand you get on a PATH train now and show me today's panel in person. I'll be waiting at 33rd street.

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BobC · September 19, 2017

Been there, done that many, many times. You have no idea how glad I was when the various parts of my East Coast family all moved closer to Philadelphia. While we greatly appreciate your dedication and commitment, schedule hiccups really don't matter even a tiny bit. Whatever, whenever, works well!

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Carl Fink · September 19, 2017

No one (literally) is upset at you, except possibly you. Well, Shelby might miss you.

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Kyle Major · September 19, 2017

Hay you are a reliable man and I have gotten so much enjoyment from your art so I am willing to wait patiently for the comic however long you need and curse Newark for keeping you.

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Abhayakara · September 19, 2017

Oh man, that is harsh. I hope you got a decent hotel room at least.

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The Extras · September 19, 2017

Well, you have a good title for a blues tune, if nothing else.

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Waffliesinyoface · September 19, 2017

tell united airlines they suck balls, jeph

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Eric Lusby · September 19, 2017

Look on the bright side. You could be stuck at LaGuardia.

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Jonathan V · September 19, 2017

Dullas. Dullas would be worse than both of them.

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Anton · September 19, 2017

The only good thing that ever happened to me in Newark was seeing Eddie Vedder wandering the terminal looking lost at 7am in the airport in 2000.

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Chris Hewson · September 19, 2017

It's all good, Jeph, no worries. Here's hoping you're not stuck for too long! Dang airports...

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Trey Beattie · September 19, 2017

Our thoughts and prayers are with you. No one wants to be stuck there...

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Flounder · September 19, 2017

You're gonna fuck the airport, aren't you?

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Jeph Jacques · September 19, 2017

the airport...fucked ME

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Alan Staton · September 19, 2017

No worries man, stay safe and be well!

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William Hanna · September 19, 2017

Get home safe!

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Mika LD · September 19, 2017

Hang in there!