Nobody Thinks About This

From my understanding gators will usually leave you alone so long as you stay a good distance away. Muggers, depends on the area. Cars, yes I'm very much afraid of all the idiots out there. So far today I've already heard or read 3 stories about people doing stupid things in cars. A look ma no hands in the UK, a alcohol/med abuse induced slow speed chase, and a couple of car jackers that wrecked the stolen car, stole the police cruiser, then wrecked that as well.

Makin' my way downtown walkin' fast oh god alligators walkin' faster

Too much Hannelore exposure can be a dangerous thing!

That is kind of how my brain works the last hour in my shift at the machine shop.

Can I use Dora's face as a reaction image?

Dora looks like she's ready to free the underground kingdom of monsters through friendship and determination.

This is such a ridiculously perfect depiction of how anxiety works. The dumb random thing anxiety-person thinks, and the oh-lord-this-again expression of the caring friend/family member. Love it.

Love Dora's face there. They should be more worried about Dora and less about alligators.

Loving how he's still 100% Winslow even with the new, much-more-expressive chassis <3

I don't think Winslow has that much to fear. The subterranean ones might maul him a little, but ultimately let him go when they realize he's synthetic. They're finicky like that.

God I want to hug him so much.

Love the scalp sweat glands upgrade. Well worth whatever it cost.

Oh god Hannellore mk II

WHAT IF BUTTS

The last panel is perfect.

But what if he is attacked by flying Roombas?

My workplace specifically told me not to feed the alligators.

Don't worry Jeff, I've been to Florida multiple times, and have been dragged into various nature preserves, and never once seen an alligator. I'm pretty sure they don't actually exist.

I live in Florida so this is actually a legitimate fear. Walking through my neighborhood, what if alligators? It's for real.

Actually, I've canoed past hundreds of alligators in Florida and southern Georgia, never had a problem with one. Admittedly, this was always in winter -- don't go there in summer -- when it's cooler, and those cold blooded creatures may be more lethargic. Of course, there aren't any north of the Carolinas.

Definitely how my anxiety works too, Jeph. My brain is a jerk.

I am beginning to see why they were paired up.

I love the look on Dora's face!

I wonder if Winslow's new chassis has a shock function like Momo's? That would help vs. alligators and illegal parts grabbers. Not so much against cars.

Listening to Gorillaz "Feel Good Inc." and looking at the first panel is too much.

OMFG THIS IS A TOTALLY LEGITMATE ARGUMENT FOR MY ANXIETY IN INDIANA. ALLIGATORS

Sounds like a good t-shirt.

I've seen things I've seen them with my eyes I've seen things they're often in disguise

Those two are too much alike for their own good.

Someone has been watching too much Archer.

What if Alligators is the name of my Imagine Dragons cover band.