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May 31, 2017

May Bonus Comic!

Melon is trying to live like a "normal human person" but is doing a pretty half-assed job of it

Comments (38)

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NineofSwords · June 6, 2017

Hope to see more of Melon and Arthur in the future!

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Brendan Jones · June 2, 2017

As someone who makes two podcasts- basically yes, but with wine.

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Snippytorque · June 1, 2017

book, book, book, book, tome.

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Liz Dowthwaite · June 1, 2017

Tome. Made me laugh more than I should have.

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West Singleton · June 1, 2017

This comic is fucking awesome at whatever knowledge of this comic you have. Its truly transferable.

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tresi · June 1, 2017

Can robots experience ASMR? Is this it?

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j r conlin · May 31, 2017

I've always imagined the AI speak like voice synths, which means it's extra fun to pump Melon's podcast through some of the online ones.

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Dustin · June 1, 2017

Out of curiosity, which ones do you use? I need a new outgoing voicemessage

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Captain Button · May 31, 2017

What is Arthurs going to do with those beets? (With Pintsize I'd know better than to ask, of course.)

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Tom @ Magic Chopstick Games · May 31, 2017

he's going to wait until they get sick then DROP THEM

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Paul Nobles · May 31, 2017

We now need 'cool poster' and a matching t-shirt in the store! Maybe even a 'cool poster/art painting' set.

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dipique · June 1, 2017

Just got a house. Would buy in a heartbeat.

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Jeffrey Hoover · May 31, 2017

They have a tome!

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M the Autumn Owl · June 2, 2017

There is little better than a good tome. Possibly a nice art painting?

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Kirania · May 31, 2017

Will the half-assed job be fully-assed now that her butt has been fixed???

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Nobilis Reed (personal) · May 31, 2017

She must have REALLY good audio quality. Though with all those bare walls, I can't imagine it sounds very good.

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Jesse · May 31, 2017

11/10 would purchase Melon & Arthur spinoff comics

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DVW · May 31, 2017

I like how she has a decent mic setup instead of just directly digitally recording.. And I really want to know what he's gonna do with those beets! Argh so many questions raised. Also I would totally subscribe.

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Brad Knowles · June 1, 2017

Hmm. Makes you wonder what kind of mic she would use. Also, what about her head/ear-set?

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Trigon Manthree · May 31, 2017

I laughed SO HARD at the Cool Poster. I shall have to make one of my own.

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Jens Alfke · May 31, 2017

I sense it will show up on Topatoco soon...

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Greg Matyola · May 31, 2017

Was hoping her podcast would be all 1001 0110 1100 0011

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Dustin · June 1, 2017

Maybe someone is using her as a random number beacon <a href="https://www.nist.gov/programs-projects/nist-randomness-beacon" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.nist.gov/programs-projects/nist-randomness-beacon</a>

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Leaves Left · May 31, 2017

Seriously considering doing one wall of my man cave with a 'bookcase' and 'cool poster'

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Stephen Smoogen · May 31, 2017

I actually thought the bookend on the Melon butt rocket was going to be Martin looking at Bubbles and Hannelore with a "oh really. AI's should run things." [Because we all know that Melon and Pintsize would end up getting elected as the AI rulers.]

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David M Willis · May 31, 2017

This bonus comic doesn't have any May at all

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Jeph Jacques · May 31, 2017

I'm going to fuck you

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Buck Caldwell · May 31, 2017

Melon's podcast is secretly a numbers station.

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Ray Cornwall · May 31, 2017

I'm a podcaster (garpodcast.com) and I need a "Keep Honking I'm Podcasting" shirt.

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Boots McGoot · May 31, 2017

She looks like she's enjoying herself! That's why I do my podcast, even though it makes only marginally more sense than Melon's.

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Kyle Major · May 31, 2017

what the heck am i listening to and why do the dolphins love it.

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Lalo Martins · May 31, 2017

Wait, I know you had a poll, but shouldn't the May bonus comic feature May?

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Neil Fairweather · May 31, 2017

A pun my word.

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Emma Humphries · May 31, 2017

"Cool Poster" must become a poster.

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Celine Chamberlin · May 31, 2017

I'm almost afraid to ask this, but... what is Arthur going to do with those beets?

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Hawkeye · May 31, 2017

I'm glad their bookcase has one tome. Everybody needs a good tome to complete their home library.

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Marlo Delfin Gonzales · May 31, 2017

I love your backgrounds!

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JD · May 31, 2017

Melon needs to be made a regular character. Immediately!