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July 4, 2022

Stargate (1994)

This week ABZ take a trip through the STARGATE and create some fireworks of their own. Don’t worry they don’t read or write, they just smoke cigarettes with some kids and share 5th Ave candy bars. Happy 4th oh July! 

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Philldozer · October 24, 2026

Great ep! Was anyone else a weird egyptophile as a kid and get honey potted by this movie?

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AMorgan · July 24, 2024

speaking as an archaeologist, the methods of construction used for the great pyramids are fairly well understood at this point. we know the why, the how and the when. https://www.pnas.org/doi/full/10.1073/pnas.2202530119 . we only quibble over minutiae now.

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Former Janitor · August 9, 2023

All FOUR Deluise men appear in SG-1 at some point.

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Graham Fowler · December 18, 2022

oh, also, Stargate movie is up for free on youtube FYI

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Graham Fowler · December 18, 2022

the tv series SG1 (as well as the spin off Atlantis, and other shows scifi shows like Farscape and Andromeda) was what channel 5 ran for its post saturday cartoon block for me growing up, always watched cuz my parents cut our cable. never watched the movie and didnt expect the theme song and the wierd NORAD concrete bunker exterior(used in the show) to take me back to saturday afternoons as a 10yo also no MacGyver did legit confuse and throw me as a series fan lol

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Will See · October 6, 2022

Hell yeah

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Ron Don Volante · July 11, 2022

A love letter to cocking guns

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Noah · July 8, 2022

Im so confused, why didnt the scientists on earth just say they would reopen the portal in exactly 12 hours or something. Why did they need to find new symbols, dont they know where earth is?

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Elise Andmimi · July 6, 2022

James Spader 4 life.

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Tyler Picard · July 6, 2022

Jackson!? You don’t look like a Jackson!

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John McClane · July 5, 2022

Random. I just read that the sword that Hopper used in Stranger Things season 4 is the Conan sword Arnold uses .

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Arthur Newman · July 5, 2022

$20 tier can watch SG 1 with Gabrus once a week

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Robert Rodriguez · July 5, 2022

This episode of the podcast is dedicated to the memory of cave boy. Also did they make a cave boy action figure?

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Tim Hulsizer · July 5, 2022

Is anyone already compiling the ABZ poetry journal? I am if nobody else is yet. So far I have: Dirty Dozen plan, The Fan poetry, Last Man On Earth poetry?

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Toon Of The Year · July 6, 2022

Superman pretty much started the bit.

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AFistfulofGwildors · July 5, 2022

I had a roommate first year of college that was a huge stargate fan. Said it was better than wars or trek, proving his insanity. Had every dvd for every season you could think of. Dude looked like Lewis from revenge of the nerds and even had the same fucking laugh. He would sit in his bedroom watching stargate while we would have parties at the apartment. He decided to try drinking for the first time, he chose 10oz of straight everclear despite our pleas not to and was hung over for three days. I have plenty of other stories about him but I will refrain from writing an essay in the comments

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Arthur Newman · July 5, 2022

Did he go to a stargate con?

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John Blood · July 5, 2022

The consensus now is that the pyramids were built by paid workers. During the farming off season they had thousands of workers with nothing to do. They paid them in beer. Im a bit of a pyramid buff. Also it's pronounced "an-oo-bis" and "hee-la" monster.

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Chabnormal · July 5, 2022

English people pronounce geyser (i.e. Old Faithful) as geezer.

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John Blood · July 5, 2022

I always thought "geezer" in the UK didnt mean "old man" but rather "creep" or "loser."

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Megan · July 5, 2022

I have every season of the X Files in those thick ass DVD sets. I would come across Stargate stuff on my collection journey and think who the hell watches this show.

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Hard To Gwil · July 5, 2022

The action figure for the Space Horse looking thing is by far the best thing to come out of this movie.

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Julian Neuweiler · July 5, 2022

There is an intense chemistry between Stanger and Rodgers that really came out in the episode. Keen to see where this goes.

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Bob Brown · July 4, 2022

Enjoyed the boyz running it back to 1994 with those “Streets of Philadelphia” riffs. If you had MTV back then you definitely saw the video no less than 700 times.

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Sam Riebesehl (Reeb-Uh-Shell) · July 4, 2022

Can’t wait for the new spin-off, Star Gate Cave Boy-1

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Michael Pemulis · July 4, 2022

In the DVD special features, Spader says he chose to sneeze a lot because he thought his character would be allergic Col. O'Neil's stinky feet.

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Dustin · July 4, 2022

I remember watching the SG-1 premier during a free promotional week of showtime and it hooked my dad so that he paid for Showtime for like 3 years.

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collinfisher · July 4, 2022

14-year-old me was pleasantly surprised by the full frontal nudity in the pilot episode.

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Aero · July 4, 2022

You can spell “Star Gate” with the letters in “Stanger”… that has to open a black hole somewhere.

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Julien Smasal · July 4, 2022

Oh wow, it looks just like Jackson from the movie https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Y1UJm6mx-VE/Vz3HgdkZv7I/AAAAAAABIdI/wIQ6AEqrnn4BMBsA3YwmYn5FMR7NiekFACLcB/s640/stargate1.jpg

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itsyourcousinstjean · July 4, 2022

This year I quit Reddit and Twitter and I have no idea what the “apatow” thing they referred to was and it felt so good to hear Rodgers complain about being online. Shit was harder to quit than smoking but I feel amazing now and only haunt abz patreon for parasocial engagement

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John Blood · July 4, 2022

Same. This is my only sosh meeds

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RecluseMoose · July 4, 2022

SG1 and Atlantis ruined every day I ever got to stay home from school and watch daytime TV.

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bloodflart · July 4, 2022

Stanger crushed that Alan Alda voice I expect to hear it on every episode now

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Adam Lane · July 4, 2022

"She's got glowing alien eyes."

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bloodflart · July 4, 2022

Good book when I was in like 4th grade

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Toon Of The Year · July 4, 2022

Anyone remember the Jon Benjamin Has A Van episode where they drive through the Stargate and then immediately run a guy over on the other side before the van's even fully through? And then they spend the rest of the episode in alien court on murder charges or something?

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Shaun Boyle · July 4, 2022

Definitive ranking: 1. Jurassic Park 2. Stargate 3. Jurassic Park III 4-7. Rest of the Jurassic Park movies

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Arthur Newman · July 5, 2022

Am I weird thinking the lost word is better than Jurassic Park ?

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Boogie · July 4, 2022

This movie practically could've been dedicated to the brave Mujahideen Fighters.

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B. Traven · July 4, 2022

This would get a best picture nomination if it came out today

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Shaun Boyle · July 4, 2022

+ French Stewart for Best Supporting Actor

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David Russell · July 4, 2022

Richard Dean Anderson looks weird in this movie

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Adam Lane · July 4, 2022

"There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one L, he has no sense of humor at all."