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Duel to the Death (1983) (1 of 2)
November 29, 2021

Duel to the Death (1983)

Bye bye Ninjavember or Novinja if you’re nasty. We are closing things out with some real ninja action in DUEL TO THE DEATH. This movie truly has everything you could ask for except for a highly intelligent, talking Sulfur-crested Cockatoo named Dragon. What a minute…this movie DOES have everything.

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Philldozer · August 7, 2026

Great ep! Rodgers with the predictive cyclospora call out, way back in 2021.

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Kat soh · October 3, 2024

I had no idea people who go from ms piggy to Stallone would be exactly my type

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Will See · April 24, 2023

Hell yeah

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Hard To Gwil · December 3, 2021

See you on the other side Gorgon

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Frosty peaches · December 3, 2021

I appreciated that Elaine may quote “when all else fails, seduce” because that is my go-to d&d move when no one else is doing anything. What if I tried to fuck the antagonist?

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Rathercurt Chunhard (Will) · December 5, 2021

My go-to is a cathartic realization that I'm about to spend 6 hours with the most basic of "creative" people and I pack up and go home

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Guys_Frenchy’s_Official · December 2, 2021

Am I the only one who finds multiple posts from the same patron in the comments to be super weird?

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Guys_Frenchy’s_Official · December 2, 2021

Maybe Rodgers already knows this, but Ray Jardine is pretty much the ultralight hiking guru. He is the reason you see a lot of thru-hikers on the AT and PCT using empty Poland Spring bottles for water. His Trail Life is a classic. Very anti consumerist though—rather than buy something new, he’ll say to rip off all the useless parts of a pack, windbreaker, etc.

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Shem Pennant · December 2, 2021

My brain was on fire during this movie and I couldn’t figure out why till I realized that the soundtrack is used by RZA as the opening sample for the Wu-Tang Clan’s “Triumph” (this is very obvious, I’m just slow). Great movie, great ep.

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David · February 13, 2022

I came on here to make sure someone mentioned this!

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Nick C. · December 1, 2021

Cracklin' Oat Bran is maybe the most insane cereal on the shelf; 8g fat and 16g sugar per 56g serving. Realizing that it was marketed as "healthy" breakfast food in the 80's and how that was just taken as fact was an eye-opener for me.

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Dad · December 1, 2021

Also it looks like dog food.

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Scott Tammel · December 1, 2021

For those that don't live in Los Angeles and want a taste of the insanity. My friend was at Erewhon right before thanksgiving and they were selling a store brand/in house organic cranberry sauce that was 12 ounces for 30 dollars. 30 DOLLARS!

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John Blood · April 29, 2022

I used to bounce at a bar with bottle service and one bottle went for 4500. Dollars. Fml

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Megan · December 1, 2021

So this is both sugar baby and town scandal all in one. This girl from HS recently was bragging about being a sugar baby. As she gave the details of her arrangement she mentioned she fucks him. So that's just a full service sex worker. And the pay wasn't even that good. She was dumb in HS too.

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Dan Skisak · November 30, 2021

Awesome action movie, fun episode. "He's really into Jesus" - Sly. Haha I'm pumped to see New York Ninja at Music Box Theater in January. Vinegar Syndrome bought the unedited 35mm negative prints and turned it into a movie, even though the film was abandoned in 1984 during production. If there's any Chicago Ninja freaks in the chat, get yourself a ticket. 2 midnight shows then a Sunday show at a reasonable time.

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Bob Brown · November 30, 2021

Sly is having an auction on December 5th at 1000 PST. The Freddy Heflin uniform with ear blood is up for grabs. Don't blow it! https://www.julienslive.com/lot-details/index/catalog/400/lot/168337?url=%2Fauctions%2Fcatalog%2Fid%2F400%3Fpage%3D7

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Tim Hulsizer · November 30, 2021

I watched this free on the Vudu app and one of the ads was for Google or something. There was this couple on a couch trying to figure out what movie the girl wanted to watch. So she came up with a line she recalled, "Yo Adrian!" and that line helps Google get them to Rocky II. And I'm thinking, How do you know the line "Yo Adrian" but you can't remember the name Rocky?? It was mind-boggling.

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thirtydex · November 30, 2021

Sorry to see you go, Gorgon. Wishing you all the best.

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PizzaCrustPunk · November 30, 2021

Stanger is my favorite Sugar Boi

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AdamGH · November 30, 2021

Your Stallone mother is dead.

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Raygun Busch · November 30, 2021

True fans will know this as the fin dom episode

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Filthy Phillips · November 30, 2021

I bought a Brooklyn Shorty, thanks Rog. Feels great to swing. Hopefully, these fucking 9th graders will finally leave me alone while I am mopping these hallways.

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dnb_train · November 30, 2021

Louis the XIV had a fistula in his gooch and a some French people started pretending to have one/tried to develop one because the king had one.

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Julian Neuweiler · November 30, 2021

On the Terminal Velocity episode I posted saying it was the best episode the Handsomeboyz had ever done. I stand corrected, this is peak. Stay humble, healthy and handsome actionboyz

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Irony Generator · November 30, 2021

Every flaw this movie has is redeemed by the last 20 minutes.

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Shawn W Savage · November 30, 2021

No bullshit, instant classic episode.

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Richard Trickle · November 30, 2021

This might be my new favorite episode. The chemistry you guys have really fucking shined through once the loopy laughter started.

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Prowsy · November 30, 2021

The energy of the Boyz absolutely made my Monday morning😂

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Scott Tammel · November 29, 2021

Laughing my ass of to the Arnold/Pratt bits. But then we get serious at 2:13 when Stanger asks what the difference between a skewer and a shish-kabob is.

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Swimfan69 · November 30, 2021

Them coming out of the fugue state was hilarious. “What are we doing?!”

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Moira's Machine · November 29, 2021

That shitty da Vinci movie sounds a lot like Quest of The Delta Knights, maybe Ben's mom was just an mst3k fan?

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Tim Hulsizer · November 30, 2021

I thought they were talking about Hudson Hawk, isn't there a da Vinci flying machine in that somewhere?

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AFistfulofGwildors · November 29, 2021

To me, this movie was an allegory about how social norms and generational expectations drive young people with a lot in common in to conflict with each other, against their best interests for the interests of the older generations and the society they represent. I feel like that was a bit too deep so: I buy my dog roast duck glucosamine chews and those fuckers smell just like delicious roasted duck, haven’t tried them… yet.

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John Blood · November 29, 2021

Speaking of sugar babies I used to hook up with this woman off and on for years who would work in a "girlfriend experience." These rich guys would pay her to be their girlfriend. She would come to town with these guy's Amex cards and we would get fancy hotel rooms and drink at nice bars and fuck all night. It goes without saying she was a total smoke show. Edit: I wasnt paying. We were just fwbs.

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Moira's Machine · November 29, 2021

I certainly hope you weren't paying to sleep with a homely woman, yeah.

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Bob Brown · November 29, 2021

Last summer I sat behind a lady who was in the Jurassic World seat Rodgers mentioned. She screamed upon getting drenched and my kid asked what happened. The Darren McCord switch was immediately flipped, “Dee ride, eat soaked err!”

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Chabnormal · November 29, 2021

The Action Boyz lyricist is doing a bang up job. Love it. When Jon said Vitruvian Man I blew a painful amount of soda out of my nose.

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MB · November 29, 2021

When i was 16 my girlfriend invited me over for a romantic movie date and when I got there she was all pumped to watch with me her favorite movie: Sleepers. I had no idea about the film before we turned it on so when we got to the infamous Kevin Bacon line i was super disturbed. Wellll it only gets a lot worse before it gets better in Sleepers. To this day the movie gives me nightmares and i havent seen it since. When it gets stuck in my head and I HAVE to go to the Wikipedia page to remind myself that the film had something of a "good" ending.

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Scott Tammel · November 29, 2021

When I was in middle school my friends dad was like "You guys better watch Sleepers so you know not to get in any fucking trouble" like we would be 'scared straight' from that damn movie.

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Thicc Nolte · November 29, 2021

This week on ABZ we’re talkin ball trauma. Last time was my ex’s dog jumping on the couch. Border collie / chocolate lab mix. I miss that dog. The worst was my brother throwing the tv remote across the room. I’m in boxers on the couch. Direct hit. Excruciating pain, almost threw up. This movie fucking rules. Great episode. Later.

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Where_there's_a_Gwil_there's_a_way · November 29, 2021

The Sugar Boyz

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Jon Smith · November 29, 2021

I don't think the line about being a coward hiding behind a beard is lost in translation, beards are common now nobody cares but there is an old school ideology that people with beards have something to hide, like old movies and shit bad guys will have beards. I remember listening to sports talk when the news of Andrew Luck's retirement broke and the old ass meatheads on the air immediately starting ripping him and the oldest guy specifically said he could never trust him because of his beard.. fucking insane

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Jon Smith · November 29, 2021

..and that dude was fired last year for making anti-trans jokes amongst other crazy shit

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Paul · November 29, 2021

This is a legit good movie.

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Jon Smith · November 29, 2021

don't forget about dumping a spoonful of sugar on that already bad for you cereal back in the day ..although it was usually something like Rice Krispies cuz it wasn't coated in sugar

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Dan Skisak · November 30, 2021

Hell yea I put sugar on my corn flakes. Also, I used to eat all boring pieces of lucky charms first, then save all the soaked marshmallows for one glorious spoonful.

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Infinite Terror · November 29, 2021

My last name is Gasper.

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Wadi · November 29, 2021

I wonder if Ben caved and ate the dog treats since the recording

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Dave McM · December 1, 2021

We’ve all tried a dog treat in our days, right? 😅

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Michael Pemulis · November 29, 2021

Pig (2021) is on Hulu.

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Joe · November 29, 2021

This movie is a real love letter to reverse shots

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Irony Generator · November 30, 2021

So basic, so dumb, so fucking good

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Gwildor Sold Me Nuke · November 29, 2021

Shout out to Rodgers—this run of movie picks going back several movies has been so good. A lot of stuff I have never seen but was super fun to watch (Running Scared, Innocent Blood, Ninja Terminator) and stuff I hadn’t seen for awhile that are also great watches (Rising Sun, Terminal Velocity). A lot of appreciative ABZ BZs for the selections.

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Gwildor Sold Me Nuke · December 1, 2021

Also maybe I’m doing work for the movie that’s not there but listening to the episode recap it makes sense that the ninjas at the beginning are trying to get all the techniques of the masters from that hidden scroll but when they don’t get it (buried scroll) the shogun sets into motion his plan to actually kidnap the masters themselves and enlists the legless man to help. And that’s fucking awesome.

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Swamp Lord · November 29, 2021

Dear god, it makes me so happy this is what you chose.

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bloodflart · November 29, 2021

One time my 7 year old randomly came up to me and went "dad if you need a used car you can go to carvana" I was like thanks dear

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MB · November 29, 2021

lol

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Sam Riebesehl (Reeb-Uh-Shell) · November 29, 2021

Fair to say “flapping fabric noises” are a character in the movie

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Nitram · November 29, 2021

Pretty good movie. Started off very boring but just ramped up over time and became great. Never seen it before but I loved it. Action scenes are amazing!

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Noland Hair Cave Spelunker · November 29, 2021

Diarrhea getting canceled might be the thing that activates the Action Boyz fan base to vote for the first time.

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Quimberton Mullrooney · November 29, 2021

This ep had me laughing like a maniac. Loved it

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Starz Platinum · November 29, 2021

( . )( . ) Buddha be praised!

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Dave McM · November 29, 2021

I bought Magic Spoon after hearing about them on Dumbbells and it was good, though a little goes a long way. The serving portion is more filling than regular cereal. Better taking a dry handful as a treat.

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Hard To Gwil · November 29, 2021

This might just be the best movie the boyz have covered.