💦 CREATE AND FUCK YOUR OWN AI CUMSLUT 🔥 TRY NOW ♥
Create AI Cumsluts 💦
The Fan (1996) (1 of 2)
September 20, 2021

The Fan (1996)

Excited and anxious I await my dream

To escape, applaud And embrace my team

Opening day I always can trust

It’s just for this high That I crazily lust

Return of our hero Does brighten the days

Just briefly, my troubles Get lost in the haze

The grace from the field Arouses the crowd

Reflects on the days When I was quite proud

I’m more entranced Than the average fan

I used to play, you see And I know I still can

That time I drove the ball With such loft

My exit atop shoulders As they carried me off

This pastime and I Just fade into one

Expanded upon From father and son

My boy is young And awkward for now

I just need the time And can show him how

I really am quite close Just a break away

From straightening things out And being okay

I can help my team To regain its glory

With just a little twist To the same old story

Players say now They play for themselves

This causes a burning Within me that dwells

The fan is the one Who pays for the game

Which bestows all the riches And welcomed fame

The players will listen But really don’t hear

All the while just hiding Behind an invisible tear

I grow tired now of all this greed

And chart a course to set things free

-Gil Renard

(THE FAN)

Comments (60)

P
Philldozer · July 24, 2026

Great ep! Is Rodge Lodge what Ben calls his house?

�
🧛 Chinese Chris Dorner 🎃 · June 5, 2026

I’m just getting around to this one. A+ fellas

D
Dylan S. · November 2, 2023

Stanger scored a touchdown on my home team! (WSU)

W
Will See · October 6, 2022

Hell yeah

D
Dragonhardt · November 8, 2021

I think I drank orange juice exclusively in the 90s, I don’t remember drinking water… we got a water cooler because our well water was gross and that was a game changer… give me good water and that’s all I need!

J
Julien Smasal · September 26, 2021

This movie hits close to home. A simple thank you would be nice

B
Bryan · September 25, 2021

Happened to relisten to the Copland episode and can confirm “Kansas City Queefs” is definitely something that has been said before

G
Gil Slits · September 22, 2021

Funny, I call my spare bedroom covered with pictures of Ben the Rodge Lodge

C
Chris C · September 22, 2021

I can't pass up any chance to shit on FSU so I'll just say that the person dressed as a Seminole who does the whole spear thing pregame is always a white guy from a particular frat. In FSU's history only like 2 members of the Seminole Tribe have graduated from the school.

R
Ray Ray · September 22, 2021

I gotta say, I fucking LOVED re-watching this. Scott’s aesthetic and score really framed the emotions Snipes was going through while seamlessly tying the narrative with De Niro’s boiling pot all in a similar tone. Creates a cool connection that exists in all the in-between moments. Also when you think about a rich athlete hot shot athlete character needing to feel vulnerable and empathetic to us while also making us fully believe he is a fucking star… idk, pretty good filmmaking moments.

R
Ray Ray · September 22, 2021

Just some thoughts for the Action Void

J
John Blood · September 21, 2021

"Free consultation. No money down." That's a typo. "Free consultation? No, money down!

A
Adam Ross · September 22, 2021

“Next on the docket: Churches of the World v. Lionel Hutz” “Oh right, THAT thing!”

D
Dan Mayhugh · September 21, 2021

As a kid I probably drank more juice in an average day than I drink now in an entire year. Except celery juice of course.

B
Bring me the Head of Warren Oates · September 21, 2021

Can't wait for film fan to be activated by the title and attempt to become the 4th action boy by kidnapping Stone

N
Numlocks · September 21, 2021

god this fucking sports bullshit

J
John Blood · September 21, 2021

What even is this movie?

H
Hammerthrust Von Sexron · September 21, 2021

It’s almost like San Francisco is the 3rd star in this movie.

M
Michael Pemulis · September 21, 2021

What the fuck. Why did they change the Ninjavember theme song?

S
Scott Tammel · September 21, 2021

Fun Baywatch discussion.. Stanger: He's got Parkinson's now. I laughed

M
MB · September 21, 2021

You know Boyz a simple "thank you" would go a long way for killing Norm Mcdonald

E
Eric U · September 20, 2021

The meeting gang boss at driving range is from the Italian Job. "If there's one thing I know, it's not to mess with mother nature, mother in laws and mother freakin Ukranians"

B
Bob Brown · September 20, 2021

“Black Rain” had a driving range meeting. The ‘86 Mets documentary “Once Upon A Time In Queens” on ESPN is excellent.

S
Swimfan69 · September 21, 2021

Tell me more about Black Rain 🌧 But the movie gabrus was watching with the driving range was probably Fast & Furious.

d
dnb_train · September 20, 2021

Still waiting to be thanked for murdering a rival podcast.

N
Noland Hair Cave Spelunker · September 20, 2021

Found a story on Jeremy Newberry from Stanger’s story dad. Turns out there’s a reason he was like that. https://www.recordnet.com/article/20010809/A_SPORTS/308099928

I
Irvin · September 20, 2021

Rodgers is not wrong. When I lived in San Francisco, my co-worker (a Mariner's fan) would complain the city had no spirit because nobody wore jerseys or hats during home games.

T
Thicc Nolte · September 20, 2021

All timer of a cold open. Piss on the Yankees piss on the Indians piss on the Phillies. Great episode. Later.

C
Cale Woods · September 20, 2021

LOVING the production value since Kevin came onboard lol.

J
Jon Smith · September 20, 2021

LA RODGERS

I
Irvin · September 20, 2021

Nice.

S
Shawn W Savage · September 20, 2021

I’m “The Fan” with Ronald D. Moore and I’d totally ice Rodgers for him. On a related note, I do like what Rodgers is doing on Lower Decks!

F
Filthy Phillips · September 20, 2021

I called French Canada "French Canada" in front of my French Canadian coworker last week and he informed me nobody calls French Canada "French Canada". But, I am pretty sure I was correct.

C
Cole Trickle · September 20, 2021

One step closer to Days of Thunder

T
The Coin Guy · September 24, 2021

a+

J
John McClane · September 20, 2021

Opening day of Sportstember 👏👏👏👏👏 getem Rodge👏👏👏

J
John McClane · September 20, 2021

I’m taking notes Rogers …. I’m your The Fan…….🤨

T
The Coin Guy · September 20, 2021

"Drizzt was riding Gwenhyver into battle?!?!?!?!" Whhhhhaaaaat??? Drizz't obviously does NOT ever ever RIDE Gwen, its his Constant companion Pet! Nice slip up Gabrus, ya busted.

b
bloodflart · September 20, 2021

started reading them all this year and I'm up to Sea of Swords, think it's my favorite series it feels like playing DnD

D
Dr Lava-Monster · September 20, 2021

Hell yeah

b
bloodflart · September 20, 2021

"it's not worth it" then Kevin immediately does it haha

S
Swimfan69 · September 20, 2021

Loving the new production value of the pod. Bloodflart, you loving the changes or are you going to knock on bens door and let him know he needs to change it back?

M
Mitch Holmes · September 20, 2021

My wife only caught the first 20 minutes and asked after the movie if Gil became the manager of the team.

b
bloodflart · September 20, 2021

I mean kinda

T
Toon Of The Year · September 20, 2021

Oh shit, how did I not recognize Coop as Spider Head from The Thing? I feel so ashamed right now.

H
HappyBirthdayPaulie · September 20, 2021

I for one welcome the new permanent theme song.

C
Cosmic Gi · September 20, 2021

What even is this new format? I hope this theme song isn’t permanent!

J
John Blood · September 20, 2021

And I'm a format buff

L
Luke Cahoon · September 20, 2021

Problem with this movie is that it's not fun. Performances are good but plot is too silly to be a serious movie and yet too unsettling to be a fun movie. But they still managed to make a good episode. Nice job.

S
Suzadooz · September 20, 2021

RODGE LODGE!!! I miss blind date. Best quote from a dude on a date when asked what he did for work: "jobs are for suckers."

B
Bob Brown · September 20, 2021

“Did I mention I’m a bipolar manic depressive alcoholic? Cocktails!” https://youtu.be/1tc306UJMXQ

S
Seth Buchanan · September 20, 2021

Haven't seen this movie since the nineties, started it up, and immediately thought, "hmmm I think I remember a NIN heavy soundtrack?? That's weird"

b
bloodflart · September 20, 2021

START ME UP

N
Nitram · September 20, 2021

Does anyone know if the new opening song is permanent?

A
AFistfulofGwildors · September 21, 2021

Yeah it’s gonna be like that forever. Source: me, talking out of my ass

H
Hard To Gwil · September 20, 2021

Double shot of Snipes, thanks boyz!

P
Paul · September 20, 2021

“Yo Bobby!!” “C’mon, Bobby, c’mon.” “Bobby! Bobby!”

H
Hard To Gwil · September 21, 2021

He's pretty much Uncle Ted from Bobby's World

F
Former Janitor · September 20, 2021

Looking forward to some local Bay Area insight

K
KingBorbs · September 21, 2021

I worked with a guy named Adam Tucker 20 years ago at an Applebee’s. He was a funny guy.