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Thank you to our 5,000 subscribers!
August 26, 2021

Thank you to our 5,000 subscribers!

Because of your hard work, loyalty and severe pathologies the ActionBoyz have managed to hit 5 thousand subscribers today. 

Your precious 5k bonus episode is now on the works and will be released sometime next month.

Thanks everyone for helping us hit this milestone! 

Comments (83)

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David Fix · February 1, 2022

This sauna is getting packed

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Cosmic Gi · September 2, 2021

Is this still gonna happen now that you’re back under 4,800?

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Gordon Venegas · August 29, 2021

5000 self debasers

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Cosmic Gi · August 29, 2021

Release the Ranazzisi cut!

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Rob Tebow · August 28, 2021

What is it gonna cost to send out Action Boyz autographed copies of Soldier of Fortune?

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Emily · August 28, 2021

I’m listening to the December 2020 Shadow Wolves episode and y’all said you’d release the lost tapes of Action Boyz when you hit 5000 subscribers….

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Dave McM · August 28, 2021

Schools and businesses are reopening, janitors have more money to throw about, after beer and child support arrears!

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Will S. · August 27, 2021

Hmph!

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Caleb Joseph · August 27, 2021

Stangerbot for next Jeopardy! host.

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Bring me the Head of Warren Oates · August 27, 2021

Thank you for your service Action Boyz Boyz and Action Boyz Girlz

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Gabriel · August 27, 2021

I think Gabrus probably wrote this post because he was probably so high he made that typo I think Stanger probably wrote this post cause his brain is so concussed he made that typo I think Rodgers probably wrote this post cause he was too busy with Jane’s shit pile and made that typo

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A · August 27, 2021

You scuba?

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Jason Wendleton · August 27, 2021

I ordered my Action Boyz dog toy 2 months ago and it still hasn’t arrived. 0/123 Users found this helpful

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Ruby · August 26, 2021

Get this fuckin shit outta here

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Jeffrey · August 26, 2021

"Everyone counts or no one counts." hb

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Steve K · August 26, 2021

Oooooook take yer blouz off guys

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bloodflart · August 26, 2021

can't wait to complain about it online

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Brandon Davis · August 26, 2021

The free episodes plus Gabrus on NewCumers with Nicole have me hooked. Had to become a Shadow Wolf!!

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Gill-slit Taylor · August 26, 2021

When are we getting the action boyz cruise? Val verde to Salvador ?

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JT · August 26, 2021

I only discovered this podcast and signed up last week. Listened to four already and laugh so hard. Looking forward to so many more. Congrats, boyz!!!

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Chabnormal · August 26, 2021

I recommend the Death Wish eps

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Snaaaaakes614 · August 26, 2021

First and only patreon.

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Jimjim · August 26, 2021

I hate how sincere this post is

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TheLightningCat · August 26, 2021

Bonus Ep better be Kuffs

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AlbuquerqueTurkey · August 26, 2021

Tron: Action, Adventure, Sci-fi. Criteria met.

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Erik Kang · August 26, 2021

What a racket!

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Toon Of The Year · August 26, 2021

Looking forward to that No Retreat, No Surrender 2: Raging Thunder episode.

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Keith Jarrett · August 26, 2021

Awesome news, congratulations guys

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Hard To Gwil · August 26, 2021

A sincere Canadian thank you. Things suck less because of you guys.

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Nic Spannaus · August 26, 2021

these comments are so funny

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Slurp · August 26, 2021

What’s your favorite Tim and Eric sketch? I’m going with Celery Man, but maybe that’s too funny for a stupid idiot like you!! Haha.

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Jon Smith · August 26, 2021

It really is nuts. Tim Heidecker recently hit 5,000 patrons but he has a million tv shows and movies he’s been in and droves of fans built up over decades, this bullshit exists almost entirely behind a paywall and no one has ever heard of these guys ahahahaa but they’re laughing all the way to the bank. A lot of Patreon podcasts are five bucks and include video, most of us are plunking down eight bucks for just audio! It’s been a pleasure to glug down your snake oil gents, keep it cummin

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Brian Ogle · August 26, 2021

Great job. Sincerely happy for the Boyz. I tell all my friends about you. None of them are interested but I let them know that the live shows of speed and point break will make everything make sense.

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The Noir Pearl · August 26, 2021

congratulations!!!! 4,999 Fellow Sexual Tyrannosaurus and Shadow Wolves for the Den Mother to love.

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Elizabeth Warren Moon · August 26, 2021

Congratulations to the Action Buddies for finally breaking even with their podcast!

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Sean Dooley · August 26, 2021

That's a lot of janitors

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ChickenPaddy · August 26, 2021

5 🍴

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Cee · August 26, 2021

Glad to be here and shit

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Jason Wendleton · August 26, 2021

For me, the Action Boyz are the juice.

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Kevin Thomas Shane · August 26, 2021

My wife as just about had it with me doing the indignant Yoda “hmph!” So thanks for that.

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AFistfulofGwildors · August 26, 2021

Tried to add the hotline to my phone as my emergency contact and somehow it automatically added a DNR order to my phone?

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tomba · August 26, 2021

May you get 5,000 more!

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Irony Generator · August 26, 2021

Congrats, Boyz!

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Flaming Carrot · August 26, 2021

Picked up my phone to add (567) 229-8255 into my contacts for emergencies and this notification was up. Grats to the Boyz!

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SeanWithHats · August 26, 2021

I'm still signed up for this shit? Unsubscribe. 4,999

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Wade Fox · August 26, 2021

"Sort of a love letter to subscribers...5k stars."

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Salmon · August 26, 2021

Maybe we get another Boyzies award spectacular and all our favorite characters stop by.

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taytay · August 26, 2021

Finally, I have been working so hard towards the 5k mark. Can you guys do predator?

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Bob Brown · August 26, 2021

“I want to thank the good lord for making me an Action Boyz patron.” - Joe DiMaggio

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Michael Smith · August 26, 2021

Now the podcast can afford a car guy!

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Jon Smith · August 26, 2021

on the works

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Mike Durante · August 26, 2021

Couldn’t have done it without me

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David Billington · August 26, 2021

You’re welcome! Congrats as well! Your podcast rules and is one of my favorites.

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Justin · August 26, 2021

I’m so proud of all our hard work

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Joe · August 26, 2021

Guys, we all did it. Sure we lost some great men along the way, like filmfan and jepsen, but it was all worth it for this. I’m sure the boyz will reward us by finally kissing Stanger.

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Big Junior · August 26, 2021

I can finally stand down....semper fi

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Frank Morris · August 26, 2021

Congratulations Action Boyz! I look forward with excitement as the Soldier of Fortune era begins.

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Wingo Shackleford · August 26, 2021

Great job everybody

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DeadTiredAirplaneFriend · August 26, 2021

Congrats ABZ! Still far and away my favorite podcast. How many fuckin years has it been already... i don't wanna know

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Graham Leslie · August 26, 2021

Gwildor can finally relax, sit back, and enjoy some well deserved ribs and bbq sauce.

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Pierce · August 26, 2021

Congratulations! Thank you guys for getting me through the last year-and-a-half.

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Maudline Wellbright · August 26, 2021

Too old, this podcast is!

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Cale Woods · August 26, 2021

Hmmm

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Bill Firecox · August 26, 2021

Fuck yeah dudes

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Ed traquino · August 26, 2021

And it couldn’t be better timed. This grubby little podcast gives me the same joyful, giddy energy as the 78 Superman. Oh dear.

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william o'connor · August 26, 2021

Gee willikers I felched my Christing Roomba! What a fuckaree! Love S.K.

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Joseph Marzola · August 26, 2021

I would pay MUCHO dolores for that Dark Tower tier!!!

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Sean Fagan · August 26, 2021

I’d make a janitor-mopping joke but I’m actually mopping my flooded basement so I guess the prophecy is fulfilled.

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Suzadooz · August 26, 2021

You can't fight your destiny

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Michael Pemulis · August 26, 2021

Let's all get together for kool-aids at the pavilion.

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JeanDammeClaudeVan · August 26, 2021

Hanging on for that sweet, sweet video tier.

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James · August 26, 2021

I wonder if we will have to pay for each video feed. I want that Stanger feed. 24 hrs baby

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Max Hardenbrook · August 26, 2021

Is this the one where you guys have film fan on?

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Morgan · August 26, 2021

Sincerely, congrats on having 5 thousand freak subscribers.

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stan halen · August 26, 2021

I pray the 5000 subscriber episode is Yoda heavy.

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Joe Gunch · August 26, 2021

I want to know how Clubber Lang’s roommate Jason has been doing these past few years.

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Mason Rebitzke · August 26, 2021

Dope! I just subscribed today! That last episode you guys did on high and mighty finally chipped enough away and I caved. That and Masterclass is coming out soon.

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Where_there's_a_Gwil_there's_a_way · August 26, 2021

Who da man? Yoda Man 😎

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Willie Simpson · August 26, 2021

A small army has been assembled...

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Alex · August 26, 2021

God bless our beautiful and consistently hilarious Boyz, and thank you for all that you do for us 😍 marry me

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Doug R · August 26, 2021

Hell yes. Of course!

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Howard Quaid · August 26, 2021

Going to mop the floor extra hard tonight to celebrate.

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Hammerthrust Von Sexron · August 26, 2021

Thank you right back. Gave me something to live for. Besides the birth of my child.