SHADOW WOLVES MOVIE ANNOUNCEMENT
THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE (1992)
A classic revenge-for-forcing-my-perverted-doctor-husband-to-kill-himself film.
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I can’t believe she dropped the ice bucket in this movie, picked the ice back up off the floor, and put it back in the freezer
Gabrus, it was announced that Zeus will be in the new Thor movie, meaning Hercules could be making an appearance soon. Are you pumped? How would you get as swole as possible for the role?
Hey Stanger, what was it like on the set of the Good Charlotte video for "Last Night"? I enjoyed your dancing and the double dare stuff too.
It’s absolutely wild to me that Amanda Silver wrote this movie when she was in her 20s. Also, I can’t get over the unflattering wispy baby bangs on every woman...the early 90s were a TIME
As Summer nears which do the Boyz prefer: Beach, Lake, Pool or staying dry?
Any good sauna scenes in film? Only one I can think of is Eastern Promises which is pretty bRUtal
Can we talk about Hood's chest hair in Banshee? It's almost as good as Chuck's
Just saw the Exit Wounds end credits with Anthony Anderson and Tom Arnold. How about that chemistry?
Would be a good George Lucas Talk Show with ABZ, Rodg as Bronson and Stang as Arnold or Sly, Gabrus as himself or a necromancer bringing Bronson back from the dead, Paul Bearer style who knows
In light of recent allegations and Instagram blockings I am sorry to announce that ABZ Talk Show is taking a permanent hiatus due to the booking of this week's guest, Chet Hanks.
The Dogs of War (1980) is on HBO Max.
I’M GONNA FUCKIGN CUMMMMMMMMM AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Is there enough fights in Slapshot to count as an action movie.
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Met Ernie Hudson at a comic book convention in Philly. He was in his ghostbusters gear and at a booth charging $20 for a signed autograph and $30 for a photo and an autograph. Nobody was really there and he was just standing around looking bored out of his mind. Walking past him I told, “I really remember you as Solomon from “The Hand That Rocks The Cradle” and Principle Rolle from “The Substitute.” He laughed his ass off and said thank you. My man was and STILL IS yoked.
I often daydream about paying Ernie Hudson for a Cameo. Ask him to wear his costume from my favorite role. Except it’s just a suit and my favorite role of his is Warden Glynn from Oz. Maybe he’d get a kick out of it. He records most of his cameos in the ghostbuster jumpsuit. I mean...who knows?
One of the rules of White Boy Summer is banning the use of the word "smokeshow". Do you guys feel attacked?
Wanted to get the Boyz thoughts on a few things. 1. No beast so fierce book - apparently Michael Mann pulled from this for some inspiration for Heat and it was made into the movie, Straight Time, with Dustin Hoffman (never saw the movie, but book was good. 70's LA) Book is a little problematic for nowadays 2. Overnight - Troy Duffy Doc. Boyz mentioned it in passing around the time they did American Movie. Wasn't sure if they'd heard more stories about him. I had went to a Q&A panel with him and Sean Patrick Flannery and Norman Reedus when the 2nd Boondock Saints came out. Absolute douchebag. When asked what he had been doing between the first and second movie, he said, "I only watch bad movies, so I know what mistakes not to make." That sequel was dog shit. He also asked a girl in a Catholic school girl costume (couple of people dressed up for it) how old she was because, "she was gonna get him in trouble with his wife backstage".
Thoughts on DMX’s illustrious career? (“Hmm thoughts? Thoughts? Hmm.” -Yoda). 😂
Thoughts on having blood on your dick cuz you fucked a corpse?
You're being rounded up by your former team leader for "one last mission". What new job/activity are you doing when they come to ask if you're in?
Renting this movie with Bodysnatchers really solidified my role as the artsy pervert of my friend’s sleepovers. There was a lot of, “no no wait, there’s boobs...”
Thoughts on White Boy Summer? Going to be VERY disappointed if the episode intro isn't the boys talking over Chet's music video
We know what you boyz are watching and reading, but what are you listening to? I've had the new Armand Hammer album Haram on repeat, anything new on your radar? Love you guys
Critters
Hi hru?
I think Stangerbot could handle the voicemails a lot better being a bot and all. Gorgon fan here.
Watch Madeline Zima, the kid, grown up on CALIFORNICATION. 😳.
did yous watch the Tiger doc ?
Marlene probably would’ve lived if she had taken Mrs. Mott’s ID badge.
in the entire history of the show, have either gabrus or rogers referred to stanger by his first name? occasionally you'll hear a "jon" or "ben" but I can't think of a single time the name "ryan" has been uttered.
They say Ryno sometimes. I’m sure they’ve done it when talking about his mom listening to the podcast.
My brain is rotting, but rotting I suspect, in a manner that is familiar to other Shadow Wolves. I was in a youtube hole and I came across this video of Ernest Borgnine showing off his bus. Now I’m no expert, but I know we’ve got some audio guys. This is like anti-ASMR. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h3QQpS2QzA0 I just really get a kick out of the fact that they didn’t bother to edit out the awkwardness in the beginning. Or any of the heavy breathing. I don’t feel bad about laughing about this because Borgnine clearly isn’t suffering from dementia. He seemed like a funny old coot
How would you cast the ABZ movie if it came out in the late 80s/early90s? Please include casting for FilmFan (I'm new and catching up so if he has since made the news for some kind of spree please don't read this part)
Also props to Lloyd Brawn from Seinfeld as the dad.
Serenity now....insanity later.
This came out same year as Single White Female. Both definitely have that crazy white woman stealing your life vibe.
Would rather here the boyz discuss SWF
Is there an action movie or star the ABZ Moms were ever into? I recall a while ago Rodgers mentioning his Mom’s love of saying “Prime Chuck” when they advertised Norris movies back in the day, but would she ever watch them with you?
I've put way too much thought into trying to guess at what bit might have triggered the Debasement Review & now Ben thinks that he might have identified what the inciting incident was. I'm begging you Action Boyz, put me out of my misery & please punt the answer to the Wolves!
Wasn't it the ongoing "squirted" bit from Sudden Death?
I’ve heard it’s the hand that rules the world.
I watched this movie recently and I was pleasantly surprised by the husband character. He believes his wife when she tells him what happened and encourages her to report it. Also he doesn’t seem to be a shitty fuck about, is this one of the better movie husbands?
Same writer as The Relic and then the bullshit Apes movies
Pump the breaks kid, them apes are protected round these parts.
You guys ever see a dead body? Do you wanna?
Any jokes you would add to the pantheon of played-out cliches? I'd nominate "that's a new patreon tier" (no idea if this has been said on ABZ but I'll say no offense just in case)
Hey Rodgers any good ECW stories?
FUCK YES! Matt McCoy’s beard is solid in this!
Any of the boyz been vaccinated yet? If you don’t answer this, please answer slurpzilla’s question instead.
Think Rodgers mentioned being the only one having a first dose last week
I've started watching Banshee now that it's on HBOMax. It is awesome so far. So much fighting, killing, and sexing.
Violent murder and hot Amish girls. Two great tastes
Hey, Slurpzilla here! Which Marvel universe character would be ok with pegging? You think Captain Marvel or Black Widow would be willing to obliterate me?
That's what you want in a pegging partner, someone who is just okay with it.
This is a classic “yea I know the title but don’t know shit about it” movie.
Yeah, nailed it for me too. Whatevenisthesemovies?
Rebecca De MornYAY
