SHADOW WOLVES MARCH 2021
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Great ep! Getting some solid market predictions for my portfolio.
At 2hr 41 talking about teen ‘grab ass’… I was about 11-12 here in UK at secondary school and there were always highly charged ‘fights’ in science class (for some reason) where girls would scratch you to hell and you’d wrestle them around… and I vividly remember tussling with this fiery vicar’s daughter and at some point my hand accidentally went straight up her skirt and I was suddenly ‘knuckles deep’ (for the first time). We both found it excruciatingly embarassing and hilarious I recall, and it was just a weird secret moment between us, never spoken about. I’m writing this from prison.
Hell yeah
Ha legit first shadow wolf ep
Critters.
Basically, if Ken and I had been on the same show I would probably win. That’s it. It’s not a big deal. I could host it. But I don’t even need it. I’m over it. It’s been almost 4,000 days.
Knighthoods come cheap in Australia, apparently.
You can Google it. I’m not lying. It isn’t important to me that you know how amazing I was on the show. But you can verify that Alex was verify impressed and the money I won was very impressive. I just want people to know that I have an inside perspective on how the bio story sausage gets made and it can be verified. It’s like not even important to me even though it was only 3,950 days ago. I barely mention it. I just knew that “The Boyz” might need to verify my inside perspective credentials.
I can speak with authority on this issue because I went on Jeopardy and destroyed the game, and not just with my badass bio story. What I mean is that I also did very well on the show in terms of getting lots of money. And it is important that people know this about me, so they will know my story is coming from inside experience.
My favorite long drawn out example of dumb Jeopardy bio stories in recent years was the guy who talked about the **craziest** thing that ever happened to him. Which was the time his camp counselor — but also he was an adult? do they have camps for adults? asking for a friend —- Anyway the “guide” gave him and his group of wild and crazy friends a map and let them loose in the woods. But it turned out the map was out of date and they were an hour late for dinner. What about it was out of date? Why did this story take 18 minutes to tell? Is the contestant just not physically capable of smiling? If so, I apologize. I think it was one of Ken’s first hosting shows, and he had to scramble to come up with a way to seem incredibly wowed by this crazy Fury Road level adventure. Also, 60% of Jeopardy stories are about marriage proposals. Try to be humble, please. We get it, you’re all studs.
Rodgers’ Indianapolis story reminded me. We used to play pickup soccer on this field on a main road in Virginia like 10 years ago, and without fail someone driving by would yell that word at us. Always multiple times per game, always from a pickup truck
Sometimes I think about calling in but I’d never be brave enough to listen to the answer
Too bad the recording on this was too early to hear ABZ react to Jensen the Cinnamon Toast Shrimp and White Boy Summer
Hey boyz when you get a chance could you read/listen to Zombie Fallout by Mark Tufo ? The first 6 books are free with audible subscription. The reader on audible is the best in the business.
Janet "size queen" Stanger
I'm joining the peloton club. My bike comes next week. Is there an action boyz group yet?
Also down
Doug C was ok. Poor guy reached middle age and was poisoned by the excess of late 1980s Manhattan. Coral was definitely married. Photojournalists can’t afford apartments like that unless they’ve covered the Corto Maltese.
Yeah, but it's a movie. Everyone can afford super spacious awesome apartments in the movies.
Indianapolis-based Shadow Wolf here. Sorry about your experience, Rodgers. Usually Indy is better than that. The rest of the state? Different story.
If you dig Great British Bakeoff and are looking for a good bingewatch, my wife and I started watching MasterChef Australia because the creators of GBB cited it as an inspiration, and it is absolutely awesome. It is the most wholesome competition show ever, zero pointless drama between contestants, everyone just encourages each other and roots each other on the whole time. And, unlike the in the American version (which has literally had 'fry an egg' as a challenge), everyone is super skilled in the kitchen.
Nadiya Bakes is pretty great, too.
Holy shit someone else from my hometown listens? Damn.
Now I can never go home.
To help enable Rodgers' Jeopardy contestant obsession there's a twitter account (@CoolJepStories) that summarizes the truly manic anecdotes that some people decide are appropriate or interesting enough to share on television. Here's a choice set from the page: 7/16/19: "I follow the migration of San Francisco raptor birds." "I proposed to my wife via evite." "I collect haircuts from the cities I visit."
Hayes Man told a story about being on Jeopardy and them asking you to write down like 25 facts/potential stories for Alex to pick from which kind of explains why some are so boring. You really have to start scraping the bottom of the barrel at, like, 5.
Other action boyz recs which I recommend as an action boyz stan; 1. The Big Goodbye 2. Acid for the children 3. Surprise kill vanish 4. The Autobiography of Maclolm X (Gabrus Rec) 5. The Institute 6. Criminal (graphic novel) 7. Heaven And Mel
Rodgers: Go hard on the comic book movies. Any fans of that shit has projected so much importance on their expanded “universe” that if they still hang around here-they’re looking for a way to kick.
Was talkin to a coworker about how i was watchin Jersey Shore cause its fun trash. He went on about how its sad our society now rewards garbage like that. And i said no, its sad that we think Avengers is legit great cinema. No joke, he got sad and said "What? End Game is my favorite movie"
A great Hard Case novel I’d recommend: “Plunder of the Sun” by David Dodge. Absolute delight of a read.
Stanger has a story here about advising Lapkus against testing for Orange is the New Black. Meanwhile on Threedom, Lapkus has a story about Stanger eating a rotten orange... just an imdb trivia-style fact for people to find interesting
RELEASE THE CLEMENTINE CUT
Thank you for this!!!!!!!
Aw fuck they’re talking about me when they’re talking about the lighthouse. Fuck!
Wow, those bottle-juggling scenes seemed so much cooler when I was 12 years old. And it turns out Tom Cruise is a complete and utter shithead in this movie. Also, the bar that poaches them for the big leagues (CELL BLOCK) made me giggle because it's such a fucking Bar Rescue concept they'd use for a makeover.
Talking over youtube stops at 11:50
Thats an absurd amount of time but thank you
How much of Stanger's typical day is made up of watching old interviews or panel shows on Youtube? I'll go on the conservative side and say 9-10 hours.
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I called Sunday night, so I prob didn’t make the cut for this ep. No joke my allergies were acting up so I sounded almost exactly like Rodgers’ phlegmy impression of degenerate callers.
I can't wait to hear them tear into the calls on this one