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SHADOW WOLF MOVIE SWAP!
March 17, 2021

SHADOW WOLF MOVIE SWAP!

Mask (1985) is not available to stream legally, so we're switching things up. 

Sorry Mask heads! We'll get there one day. Until then...

Get stinky on something we stir or shake.

Bar is open.

Comments (85)

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Will bowman · March 30, 2021

Any interest in covering 1981’s Outland starring Sean Connery? Mostly asking because I want to hear you guys do more Connery impressions

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Bigups2Woody · March 30, 2021

Tom cruise was filming a movie in my town and bought me a coffee. So there's that to talk about.

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hugos13b · March 29, 2021

Hearing the Boyz talk about being poor made me laugh so hard and feel a lot better about being beyond dirt poor as a kid (both parents were immigrants)

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Houston500Anchor · March 28, 2021

https://twitter.com/neurotard/status/1375897418693275650?s=20 May be too late to make the recording but Chet Hanks saying you can't call women "smoke shows" anymore maybe proves we're living in a simulation. Thoughts?

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ICan'tBelieveIt'sNotCumGutter! · March 27, 2021

Favorite moment in Cocktail is when Coughlin laughs in his suicide note

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Farts Majeure · March 26, 2021

Curious which of Coughlin’s Laws the guys agree with most.

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Alex · March 26, 2021

Hey Stanger, your episode of Dumbbells with Nancy was really great! Dumbbells has actually been on a real streak lately with the Kevin Porter, Gabrus, and Connor Ratliff episodes. I love that pod and I hope you enjoy doing it.

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Paul · March 26, 2021

“Have youuu ever stalked an ex-lover that you cheated on, barged into her apartment, and then made her feel guilty for asking you to leave? Then you might just be Brian Flanagan.”

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Gordon Venegas · March 25, 2021

What consistency of stool is ideal? I can thread the eye of a needle or ice a cake with buttercream.

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MacReady215 · March 24, 2021

posted this in the Reddit as well but i feel like these hats are made for this particular group of weirdos: https://boysofsummer.com/collections/all

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Raging Dull · March 24, 2021

So who came closest to becoming a rich woman's boy toy, Rodgers or Stanger?

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Michael Pemulis · March 25, 2021

This is insulting to women and Gabrus.

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Moira's Machine · March 24, 2021

If you could pick a 90s TV star to get married to, and then get Milkshake Ducked for being an abusive piece of shit and a liar by the comedy community after you tried to prank your way into fame, which star would it be?

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Hard To Gwil · March 24, 2021

Are any of you familiar with Rapid Fire 1989? Joe Spinnell's last movie and there's a terrorist with a giant unstoppable gun shooting people on a battleship.

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Ferris Blewhers Gay Off · March 24, 2021

Of the three of you, who do you think would have the most success doing an early Bill Burr style solo podcast? That means no guests, just you talking into a mic for like two hours.

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TheWalrusToo · March 24, 2021

Assuming it’s not a joke, what’s the story behind Stanger almost dying?

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TruXenaFan · March 24, 2021

I also would like to know if Stanger died and has been replaced or is a zombie.

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Jason Parkis · March 23, 2021

Have any of the boyz checked out Gomorrah now that it's on HBO Max?

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Dad · March 24, 2021

Movie or tv show?

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Pull Out King · March 23, 2021

Favorite Arcade Games? When i was young my mom would drop me at the Arcade at the Mall when she would go shopping. I loved the TMNT and XMEN four player games. It was always awesome to team up with other kids to go on a run in those multiplayer games.

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Jeff Wells · March 23, 2021

Will you be recording in person again once you’re all vaccinated? If so, to celebrate can you please do a Lethal Weapon 3 commentary episode including a wing delivery?

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___b__D · March 23, 2021

B Positive or United States of Al?

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bloodflart · March 22, 2021

I bet FilmFan is Mel Gibson

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Flaming Carrot · March 21, 2021

Found Dream On somewhere on the internet, by episode 3 he's having an existential crisis about turning 36. The thing is like a time capsule for 90s writers rooms.

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Dan Mayhugh · March 21, 2021

Wow I just finished watching this entire movie for the first time. Every character except for Elizabeth Shue is a totally unlikeable. Plus the music is awful.

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Adam Ross · March 21, 2021

Opening song is excruciating, “All Shook Up” cover even worse

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Cole Trickle · March 21, 2021

When is Gabrus gonna start juicing for Hercules

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Dan Mayhugh · March 21, 2021

I bought a new house a while ago and it's the first time in my life where I've got a enough space to build stuff. So I bought a bunch of tools and wood and built a workbench. Then I built a table. It was fun and I drank some beers and no one bothered me. You guys ever build anything?

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The Coin Guy · March 19, 2021

Can we hear from RODGEFAN42069? curious as to why he thinks Ranazizi is the funniest standup.

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Prostitute..uhh..sex worker · March 20, 2021

All his stories are rooted in absolute truth.

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Ham&Sex-Haver · March 19, 2021

ABZ: I find myself way more awkward in casual social interactions these days due to just not seeing people enough over the last year. Usually I tend to try to get out of the convo early but also find myself over-sharing and interrupting people more than I used to. You guys notice any changes in your interactions over quarantine?

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Gil Slits · March 19, 2021

Favorite NBA players, current and past?

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Daryl sakimae · March 19, 2021

Anyone else looking forward to the day the boyz do a Snyder cut ep? 4 hour movie probably means at least a 6 hour Podcast ep right?

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Paul · March 18, 2021

This movie is funny in a weird sort of way. Tom Cruise’s motivation is to get rich quick, which is one of the lamest motivations for a Tom Cruise character. There is nothing heroic about his character at all. He’s actually a royal jerk in this movie. He treats Elisabeth Shue’s character badly—just awful. He has this off putting energy throughout the movie, bordering on manic and obsessive. Just a weird movie overall. It’s a critique of Business Schools and yuppie culture (I guess) but glorifies capitalism. Tom Cruise wants to franchise bars and put them in malls, like a TGI Friday?? Okay. Lol. Am I supposed to root for that douche bag? It’s like what’s the message of this movie?? I’m confused. A good bad movie for sure; FOR SUUUURRRE! But you know what’s not off-putting: Elisabeth Shue in Cocktail. She is a smoke.show.

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Dan Mayhugh · March 19, 2021

The bar in this movie was based on TGI Fridays!

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Conspiracy Bored · March 18, 2021

Anybody got any celery juice cocktail recipes? Asking for a friend...

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Dan Mayhugh · March 19, 2021

Juice up a thumb sized piece of ginger, squeeze half a lemon in that bad boy.

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Moira's Machine · March 18, 2021

General tip for folks who want the Peloton life but don’t have that Boyz juice for the cost of the bike, you can get a Sunny stationary bike with a 49lb flywheel and belt drive for under 400 bucks. Has been a life saver the last few months here (gyms have actually been open in PA for a long time but they’re a maskless nightmare).

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Dustin · March 18, 2021

This is what I have and it's great, though I needed to get a gel seat cover for it. I've had it for 2+ years and I haven't broken it yet either. I watched The Hard Way while sweating my ass off on it.

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Marks · March 18, 2021

This is right around the time Tom Cruise became a Scientologist. I’m always shocked to remember he’s a Xenu stan

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Paul · March 18, 2021

Orange Theory Fitness has reopened. Just went back today. What do you guys think of OTF? Ever tried it?

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John McClane · March 18, 2021

Die hard in a bar baby!

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Paul Perez · March 18, 2021

Kelly Lynch is Karl

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Dan Mayhugh · March 18, 2021

Gabrus got a peloton. Really looking forward to hearing how annoying Robin is and how Cody is the best.

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Swimfan69 · March 19, 2021

Cody is the best.

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Nina · March 17, 2021

As a bartender and a lover of the song Kokomo, I am very pleased by this

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Dan Mayhugh · March 17, 2021

I learned from Doughboys that the bar in this movie is based on the original TGI Fridays.

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Skull Asteroid · March 17, 2021

Amazing news

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clams · March 17, 2021

This will pair well with The Sloppy Boys podcast! (the only podcast that comes close to the Boyz, and everyone should listen to it.

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bloodflart · March 18, 2021

that mile run ep was so fuckin funny

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Toon Of The Year · March 17, 2021

What's the grossest drink you guys can remember thinking might be "your thing" when you were young and stupid? I remember mixing some heinous things with Kahlua when I was obsessed with The Big Lebowski as a teen, and these (in hindsight) truly disgusting 8.5% beers called Belzebuth I'd always bring to parties for a while because absolutely nobody else would drink them.

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Suzadooz · March 18, 2021

But white russians really are tasty

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Raygun Busch · March 17, 2021

damn now I got Mask fever though-

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Ham&Sex-Haver · March 17, 2021

Question: Thoughts on your favorite Boston Sports Guy reviewing Cocktail on his shitty rewatch pod?

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Adam Ross · March 17, 2021

Still haven’t recovered from hearing Bill say “thong bikini”

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TruXenaFan · March 17, 2021

Shadow Wolves question for The Boyz: Are y’all excited for the Tina Turner doc on HBO on March 27?

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bloodflart · March 18, 2021

did she fuck kids too or something

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Joe Dirté · March 17, 2021

The title has a double meaning cause it’s an alcoholic beverage but also cock and tail.

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Big Junior · March 18, 2021

nice

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PowersTelephoneBoothe · March 17, 2021

Everything ends badly! Otherwise, it wouldn't end!

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Dustin · March 17, 2021

I'm just going to post my question on this thread. Apart from the obvious answers of Sopranos and The Wire, what are your favorite HBO shows? As I wrote that I realized the answer is Deadwood.

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Sean Sakimae · March 17, 2021

For anyone that has not seen this movie, or hasn't seen it in years, boy oh boy, it is NOT the movie the trailer makes it seem to be.

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Cortnie Bird · March 17, 2021

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK i was so god damn excited about Mask.

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Bob Brown · March 17, 2021

Ever wonder what happened to the lady who said "Ding-a-ling?!" during the bar poem? I don't know. A lotta people are sayin maybe her career took off after that, she nailed it.

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Drewz Viewz · March 17, 2021

Going to see this movie was the first date my parents went on after my birth (about 6 mo. earlier). They are literally still to this day bringing up how bad they thought it was

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Joe · March 17, 2021

Elisabeth Shue, the smokiest of all smoke shows

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hobbesthecat · March 17, 2021

Thank you!

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bloodflart · March 17, 2021

thank god I don't have to watch Mask now

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Suzadooz · March 18, 2021

Its like a really well made after school special

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Quaaaaaiiiid · March 17, 2021

Fuck yes. “Bury the dead... they’ll stink up the joint.”

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PowersTelephoneBoothe · March 17, 2021

Hey bah-tendah. Do you know how to make a red eye?

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___b__D · March 17, 2021

Do u follow me Twitter?

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Moira's Machine · March 17, 2021

Come on this is just because you’re sickened so many of us couldn’t figure out what movie it was based on the photo, be honest.

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Swimfan69 · March 17, 2021

The gold standard

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Big Junior · March 17, 2021

Gabrus, any personal connection to the Long Island Iced Tea?

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bloodflart · March 17, 2021

he's from Long Island

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Former Janitor · March 17, 2021

Honestly this is better. More Bryan Brown! Breaker Morant on the main feed haha

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Moira's Machine · March 17, 2021

That movie is depressing as hell, I remember watching it in a Law and Justice in Society class in college it was great. Not a lot of uplifting movies about the Boer Wars I guess.

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Prostitute..uhh..sex worker · March 17, 2021

You had a real shot to do Back to the Future here. A real shot.

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Tony Place · March 17, 2021

If only they could go back and change it somehow

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Garfield Compton · March 17, 2021

TC makes me leak

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The Noir Pearl · March 17, 2021

Streaming on Hulu and Amazon Prime.

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Paul · March 17, 2021

“Coughlin’s law.”

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PowersTelephoneBoothe · March 17, 2021

Anything else is always something better!

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Smokey Queso · March 17, 2021

Hell yeah man.