Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
Casey Fucking Ryback is... back. And not better than ever. This is a lesser movie. In fact, the main thing UNDER SIEGE 2 has going it against it is the first one. That being said, there are a lot of other things that suck about this movie. But at least they didn’t wait until part 3 or 4 to take it to outer space. Ryback might just be a chef in Denver now but he’s well trained and remember, chance favors the prepared mind.
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Seagal said in an interview that the other musicians started calling him The Mojo Priest. I don't believe anyone called him that, ever. This was also the movie where they started doing the lighting on Seagal's face to de-emphasize his hairline and his double chin.
Oh yea. Almost 5 hours long. Is this the longest episode?
Hell yeah
This is a film about family. And masculine friendships
Lol
We need a Half Past Dead Episode at least
The perfect Under Siege sequel would have been Olympus has Fallen with Robert Forster playing a McCain type POTUS who has his old Navy buddy Ryback as the Whitehouse cook.
That’s a genuinely good pitch!
If gin makes you angry well then call me the incredibly frosty hulk
If the book excerpts are over with, I'd love to hear Shadow Wolves episodes begin with a reading from the Seagal fan forum.
everett mcgill as marcus penn = mike pence? look at the hair. thoughts?
sorry, hadn't finished the episode. they address it towards the end.
Anyone else think Ryback hiding in the fridge was supposed to be a bad homage to the first film?
Listening to this was a debasing, foul & low experience. 5 stars, never miss an episode!
Re how to shoehorn Busey coming back for part 2: It’s Always Sunny did perfectly. First shot of Busey he is looking at a photo of him standing back to back with his twin brother. No more explanation required!
I can see Peter Greene saying “Didn’t he kill your twin brother?” and Busey smacks him. “YEAH I KNOW GOD DAMNIT!”
Finally got my kid back to sleep after boisterous laughter woke her up. You’re the JAGs now dogs.
I love movies where the whole "eastern seaboard" is threatened. Can't remeber specific movies but Under Seige 2 isn't the first time I heard "They can take out the entire eastern seaboard."
Love the JAG stuff.
Not gonna lie I confused this with speed 2 cruise control and kept thinking “when do they get to the cruise ship part?!”
Dueling fuckin yodas. Just hit big on my gape gloves sponsored ABZ bingo card.
I watched Sniper: Special Ops early on in lockdown and while it is completely terrible, it is notable for the appearance of former ECW and WWE superstar stoner Rob Van Dam, who is also terrible in it
The Yoda riff run at around 2 hours in had me dying.
Heard it twice already. The best.
I’m surprised Seagal never did a twins movie like JCVD (Under Siege: Ryback 2 Back?)
Shit man. If I could post a jpeg here I’d put the heads of Casey Fucking Ryback and Admiral Bates on Schwarzenegger and DeVito.
I was a server at Planet Hollywood in Beverly Hills in 1998. I gave Seagal a water at the Blade premiere party at Planet Hollywood in Aug 1998. He was nice. Not so much Stephen Dorff who yelled at one of our bartenders for taking too long for his Coronas. He kept repeating “Jesus did she go to fucking Mexico for them?” thinking it was funnier every time. We had to hold back one of our servers who was about to knock Dorff out when he was getting a lot worse. Fun stories from that place.
Okay here’s what I heard for the final song: Oh brother can you hear that sound? Out on the wind, oh lord It's a lonesome whistle As the steel wheels pound I know your train is gone Oh brother can you hear me cry Now that I'm on my own Watching the sun sinking in the sky After the train has gone It was you my brother Who picked me up when I fell You my brother that I loved so well You my brother that I could not tell After the train had gone You liked to speed down the railroad tracks just a little too fast You liked to hold her close like she would be the last And I sing this song like a gospel man Now that the train has gone Oh brother I'll be by your side I know it won't be long And one fine day I'm going to take that ride After the train has gone I'm gonna ride with Jesus I'm taking the higher road Ride with Jesus Gonna lay down my heavy load Ride with Jesus One day he'll take me home After the train has gone It's a train of freedom A train of freedom! HUH! Train of freedom It's a train of freedom I'm gonna ride for freedom I'm going ho-o-o-o-oo-me After the train has gone THE TRAIN HAS GONE!
Oh wow, thats some dedication. I hope they shout you out
Seagal eps are always great. The JAG and Master Pedo bits had me rollin. But how the hell did they not address that pic of Seagal feelin up an underage Heigl? I don’t know how to post pics on this board but it’s just an image search away
"your uncle scares me ... AND I LIKE IT"
Hey Mami by sylvan esso starts playing at the co-op and i pitch a coleman family size tent in my corduroys
The age of yoda's is confusing, like baby yoda is supposed to be really old but still a baby I just wanna know at what point does a yoda enter puberty, like at what age do a yoda's balls grogu?
Now let me hear the pedos sing! I said the pedos, love.
What do you think Steven Seagal thinks about the conspiracy theories surrounding Denver International Airport, the murals, etc.? He fully buys into them, right?
Heard Duchovny on WTF this morning, talked about his bout with Covid, his main symptom was diarrhea.. get tested Jonny!
Heigl was probably well prepared for Seagal after being put in a thong for My Father the Hero the previous year at 15 years old.
With Gérard Depardieu no less, who is used to the French age of consent being 15!
I love a Steven Seagal episode of the ABZ. If anyone wants to know just what a total piece of shit Seagal is (and get some info on his mob connections) ‘Behind the Bastards’ did a great two part episode.
South Park had a great take on him during the safe space episode. The shirt barely being able to be tucked in was a cherry on the top.