SHADOW WOLVES DECEMBER

I’m just looking forward to 3 hours of Stanger doing Arnold and dead beat dad impressions... and of course a Christmas episode cameo by pedophile Yoda.

I love when Borat is disturbed of Arnie hugging his son. “Ah Jamie”.

Anyone have a collected list of all the books the boyz have recommended over the years? Probably too late but there was a couple I thought would be good Christmas gifts

Buddy buddy I heard Gabrus is the dark horse to replace Gina Carano on Mando buddy

Spawn (1997). THOUGHTS?

Who’s your fave Transformer?

Who out of the 3 actionboyz would be the best foe arnie in this classic flick (cinematic purposes)

Jean-Claude Van Damme stories below: For context, I heard these anecdotes from a co-star during a commercial shoot that I did here in Shanghai. Fascinating guy in his mid-60s who previously worked as a used car salesman, archeologist, sound guy for TV and movies, and now a part time actor in his retirement. He had multiple selfies of him and JCVD on the set of “Pound of Flesh” (2015) to back up his account. First off, JCVD was apparently great to work with, and loved this guy in particular because he spoke French. However, he was apparently so friend mentally that he couldn’t remember more than three words at a time, so there was always cue cards off camera for him. JCVD on Sylvester Stallone: “You know, Sly, he is always Sly. Doesn’t matter if the camera is on him or not, he is always the same Sly.” I don’t know what this means, but it also makes perfect sense. One night JCVD decides he’s going to make his move on the female lead, Charlotte Peters. So, he shows up at her hotel room with a bottle of champagne, knocks, and his co-star Darren Shahlavi comes to the door. Apparently JCVD just handed him the bottle of champagne and walked back to his own room without saying a word. That’s all the JCVD stuff I can remember, but the guy had a bunch of other interesting stories from the set of movies like “Gang of Rose” (2003). I’d never even heard of it (and I'm a movie buff!), but it’s a western movie starring Lil Kim and Stacey Dash and featuring Bobby Brown and Macy Gray. He said Lil Kim was amazing, but Stacy Dash was an asshole (I know, hard to believe…) Anyways, I look forward to getting roasted for all the effort I put into this stupid fucking post. Time to get back to mopping the floors.

Tom Cruise

I'm sure its been mentioned but for 'Johnwoo-uary' you guys should do 1992's - Hard Boiled

What do you guys think of “Insomnia”? That’s a Christopher Nolan / Al Pacino / Robin Williams movie! How cool is that teamup? Underrated, in my opinion. Check out this scene: https://youtu.be/OoBhHqhq3Eg

Rogers! Tinys Giant sandwich shop was open pre-pandemic and still gross! I used to work right there and my coworkers refused to go because it had a “C” sanitation rating. But I would go once a week...good Turkey. I think it’s closed now though

I just watched the Imagineers docuseries on Disney+ (pretty good, at least the first two eps focused on the classic parks) and our boy Kurt Russell shows up in an old ad. Made me think of Walt’s last words.

My dad served 27 years in the Air Force as a SERE Specialist (Survival Evasion Resistance and Escape) before retiring and still does contract work in that space. He knows multiple people who have competed on Alone and one of the guys from season 6 used to work for him as recently as a year ago. I'm sure I could ask him Alone related questions to pass on to some of the people he knew who were on the show if you guys ever wanted to do an Alone- centric Shadow Wolves episode. Thoughts?

What with English actors being obsessed with doing American accents and Americans doing English accents? I feel like it never really works and always is distracting. Like why can’t Dr. Strange just be English? And same with dr Doolittle? I guess I’m just focused on Sherlock actors but my point stands.

One of you gentlemen recommended the French film “A Man Escaped” (I think it was Stanger. It’s gotta be Stanger). I watched it and loved it. Great prison break film.

Sinbad is an all time great, the now overlooked movie Houseguest is required viewing.

Cyberpunk 2077 just came out after 8 years of development, and you can’t even punch deck! What’s something the boyz followed closely to release only to realize it was something totally different than promised.

Stanger, any toys kids care about at the same level as Teerbo man anymore? I feel like video games killed “toys”. I remember getting an N64 was all I cared about.

How about Band of Brothers for a June Shadow Wolves, in honor of D-Day.

Teeerbo!

I’m already dying from second-hand embarrassment - please don’t listen to or play any of these peoples’ messages. We are all terrible and very unfunny

What are your favorite dual pistol wielding action sequences? Chow Yun Fat in The Killer still gives me that tingle.

2021 is going to be rough so I got my family members ninja weapons for Christmas. Any funny Christmas present stories?

I think the jacket Gabrus was talking about on US Marshalls is called a coach's jacket. I'd buy an ABZ coach's jacket.

What do you guys think about animated shows getting reboots? I’m excited to share the new Netflix Transformers and Disney’s new clone wars show with my kids. Are there other animated shows from your childhood that would be cool to see again but ONLY as animated series?

What did you think of the Turbo Man action figure? It looked like a fun toy.

Is it just a coincidence we stopped hearing Poison Ivy stories and now Rodgers has a new girlfriend? I’m not saying they are dating, but is there proof their not? Thoughts?

I'M GONNA DECK YOUR HALLS, BUB!

On a recent episode of Threedom, Lauren Lapkus told a story about Stanger eating a rotten orange. I would love to hear his side of the story.

Please talk about how flat the lighting is. Christian Bale was the lighting manager on set.

Is that the request line where I can demand more Stanger sauna talk?

What’s the over/under on the total time of Stanger’s Arnold in this ep? My guess we get a solid 10 total minutes

Im working at a mall this holiday season and they had to fire the mall Santa because he was telling kids that COVID was caused by 5g, he also refused to wear a mask and told his helpers that there is an army of 70 million strong - armed to the teeth- ready to defend against the government. Thoughts?

What are your thoughts on the upcoming Bob Odenkirk action movie "Nobody"?

This is the movie where Phil Hartman fucks Rita Wilson?

"Shit, I gotta cut this call short, a big vomit situation in the cafeteria."

Apropos of everyone gushing over Mank: Do the Boyz have any favorite old Hollywood movies or any interest in that era in general?

Am I the only one who’s gonna ask them to cover “The Quest” just to get Van Damme on the Boyz minds so we hopefully get Christmas shopping at Rite-Aid while drinking a Coke bits for like 86 minutes in the Jingle All The Way episode?..... for Mama!

Question specifically for Stanger: I was watching Jerry Maguire and in the "show me the money" scene Cuba Gooding Jr. is wearing sweatpants. Now is that a thing football players would actually wear around or is it a bit of creative liberty taken by the film's wardrobe department?

Is an ABZ live show from the Mall Of America rotunda in the cards? If ticket sales are light we can move it to the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. on the 3rd floor.

I had to do the “forgot my password” thing and verify my device for this?

This is only action boyz movie I've seen at a theater.

I feel like the majority of the calls will start off with, "you are receiving a collect call from a federal prison..."

Boyz, I built a sauna and cold plunge pool to help keep sane during quarantine. What are your sauna routines? Preferred temperature and duration?

Did the Boyz ever buy a Playboy mag?

Will the pod ever devote a month to '80s high school/college sex/bully comedies? I think Revenge of the Nerds, Teen Wolf, and 3'o'clock High deserve their own episodes.

"What is your voicemail's name?" https://imgur.com/a/OYrRFMd

Val Verde is in... DUNKIRK OHIO!?!

“Do you guys like white and red or rainbow candy canes?” Stanger

Gotta be some special event in the works for when the boyz are all vaxxed, right?

Can we bring back “Who would you be” but just the part where Stanger sings? The rest is trash

Hell fuckin yah! "Oooooh these cookies" Phil Hartman is so good in this movie.

Personally, I like the new shadow wolves format and I don’t mind if you never take calls from us. I think all the ABZ patrons are great people, but who cares what we have to say?

You are *definitely* going to regret posting that number.

FUCK YESSSSS IM GONNA FUCK CUM