Timecop (1994)
It’s that time, time for TIMECOP. It’s always a joy to return to the JCVD oeuvre especially when it’s an “A picture”. Are there some plot holes? Does the third act suck? Do they over shoot on making the cars look futuristic? Who gives a fuck? The second half of this movie was the holy grail for a young Ben Rodgers and that’s all that matters.
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Yikes! The Planned Parenthood bit about body parts didn't age well lmfao
It’s crazy how listening to this episode in July of 2025 and it’s still topical
Crazy high kick by minute 10, full splits by minute 20. Fuck yeah.
Gone full psycho here and watching Timecop. I never noticed how the machine guns in the very beginning only killed people. The horses were fine. Anyway, crawling back into my hole to sniff some paint or glue.
Gabrus as the big dipper on workaholics...... f ya !
Hell yeah
Hyams' 1974 movie Busting has one of the sickest foot chases of that decade.
Yaaaa Hoooo
Ron silver
"I'm a cereal designer not a stableman" had me laughing loudly at work
yes I will never forget “gonna have to face it you’re born addicted to cum”.
God, laughing so hard at the Rock n Roll 2 bit. The ABZ are a great tonic for this horrifying time.
Ron Silver almost makes you like Dershowitz, he's so good in Reversal of Fortune.
Hey man, Dersh is cool. He took his wife to Little Saint James
Look, I'm fine with candy ... some of my best friends eat candy. And yeah, sometimes I'm kinda curious about how a Snickers tastes, but I don't eat that way and shouldn't have to deal with it in my home.
Hey!! Stanger have you ever read or listen (recommended) to Zombie Fallout By Mark Tufo ? I think you would be a great Michael Talbot!
Good series, though I kind of lost the will to go on at book 10. That he hadn’t killed off Deneaux by then left me incredulous considering all the other enemies of various stripes they’d offed. I got frustrated.
“I squr-ted in hur.” -JCVD. 🤣
Listen buddy, there's a lot of options for the wall at the end of the time travel tunnel. I can make it out of brick. Concrete. A bunch of tomato cans...
It was very amusing to hear Rodgers tell that story about a Russian model who lives in a two bedroom apartment with six other models, the building is owned by the modeling agency, and they're forced to live there. Buddy...that's human trafficking.
Think you added the Russian part buddy
Any ideas what the non-streaming alternate JCVD movie was? Maximum Risk? Street Fighter? Death Warrant?
They should just do all of those for Jean Claude Van Dammuary
Imagine pissing your pants during a recording and then making fun of listeners. (2:49:30ish)
Seriously, though, there's probably more than 200,000 kids in this country.
Whoever that was that was that helped me with the RSS feed trick- thank you! I didn’t know you could do that.
Canada expresses sincere regret for its role in the existence of Time Cop
Justin Trudeau was black-faced with embarrassment.
I was really into JCVD’s look. He had the Hard Target mullet cut to a respectable length and laid off the mousse. Loved the diamond quilted puffy jacket with jeans and boots before he switched over to the vest. Probably the peak studliness since his lifestyle got outa hand after this.
“Might as well face it, you’re addicted to cum.” 🤣
Conor.... Addict... Thanks to Action Boyz I’ve been clean from cum for 1 year today.
Glitter had to sell the rights to Rock And Roll Part 2 for his legal fees a few years ago, so it’s slightly less creepy that it’s still being used by US films and sports teams. The years and years they were doing it after his conviction(s) and he still owned it remains jaw-dropping....”Yet they still insist on people wearing masks, etc, etc.”. 😉
I thought I read somewhere that sporting events actually use a cover of the song so he doesn’t get any royalties anymore, but I could be wrong.
please do octooky
Always good to see Bruce McGill, he will always be Jack Dalton from MacGyver for me.. and I had no idea they rebooted that show. Oof.
D-Day in Animal House for me, though he’s had hundreds of credits since.
"I'm a professional body builder, this machine really does help....I'm a little too heavy to breathe for myself." Jesus Christ. Fucking tears.
Jon Hamm does Skip-the-Dishes Canada commercials. And they are even more embarrassing than it sounds.
I came to make the same comment. I hear them on YouTube all the time and they drive me fucking crazy.
Justice for Breonna Taylor
Timecop is bad. Timecop is still more entertaining than any Transformers movie (except for the 1986 animated one).
imagine looking out your window and Gabrus is there swinging around a battle mace
To be honest I’m surprised he’s never gone to some Scottish culture day in the States that’s holding a Highland Games. It’s filled with mad shite like that I’m sure he’d love.
Thank you for this, Timecop https://youtu.be/eE2YD7eI7jE
Are you gonna put up an encode of the episode that isn't three times bigger than normal? I'm an audiophile janitor who'd LOVE a tier where some long-haired 90s tech guy delivers me a 5-disc 180 gram vinyl box set for each episode, but until that's possible encoding these at 320 kBit/s seems kind of like overkill.
probably just easier for you to upgrade your prepaid mobile plan to one with a little extra data my guy
Thank you!
Timecop is as good as a movie called Timecop can be.
Totally in agreement with everyone, the third act looks like shit and fucking tanks this. Also this movie is pretty much a showcase for what CGI bullshit everyone was super excited about in the mid-90s. Having multiple versions of the same actor in the same frame, reheating James Cameron's leftovers (that scene where he freezes the random guy's arm and kicks it into pieces and it looks like complete garbage compared to T2 made me laugh super hard), and shitty morph effects, like when the two versions of Ron Silver grow into eachother at the end. Also I totally remember 11-year old me being super excited about the shot where he drops out of the timestream in front of the truck. It's so fucking quaint.
The CGI made me nostalgic for Alex Mack and Sliders!
Jean Claude and Mia Sara fuck way hotter in the Timecop novel: https://i.imgur.com/kjXV7Wq.jpg
"released his aching pleasure into her softness"
First film I walked out of a cinema for. Absolute garbage, 5 Stars
I hated this film so passionately and I just can't understand why. There is so much equally wrong with this film as so many other Van Damme films but this rocked my hateful world.