Judge Dredd (1995)
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Karl Urban, playing Julius Ceaser, crucified Xena. He’s such a good villain
Hell yeah
Dredd rules
Armand Assante was in Fatal Instinct, a spoof in the vain of a Zucker, Abrahams and Zucker movie
When I rode the ET ride, I thought I was super cool and said my name was Axl like the singer. Then the time came and that little fucker called me Alex.
Stanger is the Rob Schneider of the group.
Its a love letter to shoulder pads really.
Do Judges fuck?
No, but they occasionally dangle their dick in front of women at frat parties.
This movie's dogshit but the ep is worth it for that tangent on 1995's supremacy as a year for insane action sci-fi pics. When are we getting a 'Virtuosity' episode?
Tank Girl episode is gonna be lit. Our main character fucks kangaroo mutants.
It was peak action movie to have the map of the future only include the North American land mass.
Especially when The Source (material) has global regions and Judges.
People who don’t like Karl Urban have been around since...who knows when?
No celery talk on a Stallone episode? Still 5/5 stars.
Verhoeven would have made a great Judge Dredd film.
100%. At its core it’s a satire of fascism (the original Spanish artist based the Judge’s uniforms with the eagles on Franco’s brutal police enforcing his Falangist rule) and has always shown the outrages of Totalitarianism. There was even an arc dedicated to the malleability of the masses when they had a genuinely free vote on reinstating Democracy and it was a landslide for the Judges to stay. It’s also filled with literal levels of society as the wealthier people are the higher up they get to live. Verhoeven would have had a field day, especially when you bring in the Psi-Judges reading thoughts rather than actions.
Since the Actionboyz always appreciate fan input, I wanted to share my idea for a new ABZ mascot: Rat-a-Zee-Zee! https://imgur.com/a/ITjUK4F
Rodgers completely ignoring Stangerbot’s jokes/comments is peak comedy
"We are getting closer to the wasteland every day." - Roger Ebert on Judge Dredd
I was at a comic event with a 2000 AD panel of writers and artists, and one said that the problem with Judge Dredd films is that the star of the comics is Mega City One itself, and Dredd is just cipher to hang stories about that world on.
So, you're saying that the city is a character?
There will be a White Tiger on screens at some time, it’s one of Marvel’s Latinx characters who has links to all the street level martial arts characters. Might pop up in Shang-Chi, or a Disney Plus series.
Oh man, is this the xxx version? They kept adding Stallone's old mic recording "Don't forget the balls" dubbed over the porn actor.