Mr. Majestyk (1974)
Do you know anything about melons? Yes?!? Well then help MR. MAJESTYK slip his fucking melons, it's the least you could do - the movie this week is all about him. What a name, what a body, what a face? You guyz are in for a treat, we got Bronson and his perpetually old face trying some humor, bad humor- we know. Watch for the stunt people really having a blast in this one going above and beyond. Sure Vince Majestyk was the last one to use the restroom... are you saying he busted it?? With his shit??
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Ah man, I missed Stanger-bot or was Stanger-gorgon. Don't matter
I had to listen twice, love Rogers’ impression of Bronson
Anybody else think Larry looked like Stanger?
Hell yeah
Need a really good Majestyk Melons Edna, CO shirt. Old timers put salt in their beer in Nebraska. May be a German immigrant thing if it’s in PA like chili and cinnamon rolls.
I read Bunnicula in like 6th grade. It was pretty solid.
Super late it it, but revisited this ep and had to make a melon supercut. Enjoy! https://youtu.be/WMRkyqNxxc4
Better than any Marvel movie
Badass '68 F-100. More movies need offroad car chases in regular cars.
Phantasm
“Cancelled For The Wrong Reason” is better than any SNL sketch for years.
Sheer slander of Count Duckula!
Holy shit a Bunnicula reference!
My friend's dad's favorite drink is an Iron City with salt and pepper
Bronson is from Pennsylvania like the beer.
“Jeffrey Epstein, there is no greater crime than suicide! You’re cancelled!”
Is Beastmaster showing up as a popular movie for anyone else on Prime? It's also showing Stargate as popular, and I've definitely never watched that so I don't think it's based on my history. Watch out for those residual checks, ferrets have sticky claws.
Crying laughing at Dar's audition on CBB.
Rodgers’ impression of fans is just gonna be grunting by 2021
Charles Bronson’s smile hasn’t been the same since Jim Henson died :(
Since the Boyz were talking about Bronson not showing his physique in this one, check out Chato’s Land from 2 years earlier. I watched it this weekend. Bronson runs around in a loincloth and the dude is carved from granite. https://images.app.goo.gl/TfMUXDHrtTBwV3cs8
Rodgers as Dar of comedy bang bang today was great. Another great episode today.
"woah woah woah pretend like you're drivin a buncha melons"
Where did they get those winos? I don’t think those were actors.
Do you believe in melons? Well, you're gonna meet 'em.
Can't believe I didnt realize that was Paul Koslo. He played Alexander in Robot Jox.
It took me along time to get around to Robot Jox, but not from a lack of trying. When we rented it as kids, my mom got mad because it was too violent and it brought about a brief content crackdown on what we were able to watch. In middle school, I noticed the VHS case at a friend's house, and said we should watch it. He showed me that it was actually used to hide a softcore porn tape. Later in high school, while working at a summer camp, I saw a fellow counselor who had it in their collection, and joked about how the last one I came across was just a hiding spot for porno. "So's this one" he replied. I forgot about it until Pacific Rim came around. Not bad... a decent low budget flick from the late Stuart Gordon.
Wrote a list for the grocery store today. Made sure to include some melons!
Shoutout to Larry for really selling it when his legs get crushed! https://i.imgur.com/7UNAiG8.mp4
Doing his best inflatable tube man
Someone needs to make shirts that have the Mr Majestyk's Melon Company logo on them
https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Majestyk-Melons-by-MastoDonald/11129975.QUQES
I think it's so fucking offensive when Rodgers does a spot on impression of my voice.
Holy shit, Dar is on CBB today.
Look for him in the next Apatow flick
Man, I've missed Rodgers' Bronson impression so much. Just thinking about him doing the dialogue from this made me giggle a bunch and really kicked up my enjoyment of the movie.
Especially when they were talking about fucking and cumming in a water melon and adding vodka then serving it to a party.. as Bronson.